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#1 Edited by lady_redhead (9360 posts) - - Show Bio

Right now in Australia it is the 19th of September which means its NATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY

AND AVAST ME HEARTIES IT IS THE DAY TO SPEAK LIKE A PIRATE

so bring on your wenches and mix up the rum...

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#2 Posted by Light (9062 posts) - - Show Bio

argh?

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#3 Posted by Slinger (5779 posts) - - Show Bio
Light said:
"argh?"
Yargh!
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#4 Posted by danhimself (21430 posts) - - Show Bio

yo ho ho ho and a bottle of rum


we need this in the u.s.

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#5 Posted by lady_redhead (9360 posts) - - Show Bio

Why are pirates pirates?

CAUSE THEY ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

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#6 Posted by Light (9062 posts) - - Show Bio

lolrofl

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#7 Posted by inferiorego (25528 posts) - - Show Bio

Lame holiday May 2nd is better: No Pants Day

Staff
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#8 Posted by oldmagic (5265 posts) - - Show Bio

JACK SPARROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#9 Posted by King Saturn (220552 posts) - - Show Bio
Oh Hoy... aw fu#k it. I am a black guy... what the hell do we know about being Pirates ?
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#10 Posted by oldmagic (5265 posts) - - Show Bio
King Saturn said:
"Oh Hoy... aw fu#k it. I am a black guy... what the hell do we know about being Pirates ?
"
Didn't you know? during the slavery, Black people escaped and killed everyone and took over the ship while they were being transported as another shipment to sell. Of course, once they took over, they have been torturous in stopping other ships and rescuing there black kin....of course they were stopped but they were...or are known as a pirate. 
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#11 Posted by lady_redhead (9360 posts) - - Show Bio

argh your all scurvy dogs

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#12 Posted by Final Arrow (24406 posts) - - Show Bio

Oi whench check thee Pms before I run ya off the (wtf did they call that peice of wood they made you jump off) yeah that thing

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#13 Posted by lady_redhead (9360 posts) - - Show Bio

that would be the plank ol captain Arrow

and aye i just checked and added me own piece of parchment

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#14 Posted by Kiara_Sullivan (29701 posts) - - Show Bio

LMFAO WALK THE PLANK NAVE!

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#15 Posted by cly (15017 posts) - - Show Bio

Aye mateys, all hands to deck! Leave ye beer behind and draw ye swords, there is a bad wave riding in.

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#16 Posted by lady_redhead (9360 posts) - - Show Bio

NAVE YOU DARE CALL ME A NAVE

I throw you to daveys locker wench

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#17 Posted by Kiara_Sullivan (29701 posts) - - Show Bio

AYE! I called ye a Nave. Come here wench, let me show ye me sword!

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#18 Posted by lady_redhead (9360 posts) - - Show Bio

I LAUGH at your sword wench, I stab ye through your traitours heart

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#19 Posted by Kiara_Sullivan (29701 posts) - - Show Bio

Is that code for meet me in teh galley?

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#20 Posted by lady_redhead (9360 posts) - - Show Bio

(i dont know, i havent understood half of what i have said today... and the galley is where they cook.. so are you oign to cook for me?)

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#21 Posted by Kiara_Sullivan (29701 posts) - - Show Bio
Mistress Redhead said:
"(i dont know, i havent understood half of what i have said today... and the galley is where they cook.. so are you oign to cook for me?)"
(Maybe, I was thinking of making some homemade whip cream ;P)
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#22 Posted by Crazy Harry (206 posts) - - Show Bio
harry is sad as he does not know how to make a pirate talk
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#23 Posted by Kiara_Sullivan (29701 posts) - - Show Bio
Crazy Harry said:
"harry is sad as he does not know how to make a pirate talk"

Cut a whole in their back and stick your hand inside. They'll talk dear
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#24 Posted by Mer-Man (3299 posts) - - Show Bio

AHOY HOY 

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#25 Posted by Crazy Harry (206 posts) - - Show Bio

Looks at Mer Man

Can i make you talk like a pirate?

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#26 Posted by Lill Arrow (108 posts) - - Show Bio

Pops in and looks round pretending to fight with an invisble sword.

Ahoy thee matey . I ave come for thee wench she ast ma cookies.

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#27 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

Yarrr thar she blows, Ar oh Sh!t it's a Death star *dies*

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#28 Posted by Crazy Harry (206 posts) - - Show Bio
pulls out his own invisible sword and brandishes it at Lil Arrow

BOOM ME HEARTY
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#29 Posted by Lill Arrow (108 posts) - - Show Bio

Rans round harry giggling as they have a massive sword battle.

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#30 Posted by Crazy Harry (206 posts) - - Show Bio
Runs around as well and finds Redheads collection of costumes so puts on a wenches outfit.. its 20 sizes to big for the lil man so he ties it up with string
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#31 Posted by Mer-Man (3299 posts) - - Show Bio

Psh I talk to pirates every day in the ocean :P

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#32 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

yarr thar be the meteor ceres spiraling towards earth, it be 100 times bigger than thar dinosaur killar.  *ceres impacts and melts the crust and vaporizes a good deal of it*

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#33 Posted by Crazy Harry (206 posts) - - Show Bio

looks in the mirror at him in the outfit

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#34 Posted by Dementia5 (634 posts) - - Show Bio

AVAST YON MIZZEN ON THE JIB! 

Run out the sweeps, or I'll kick ye in the poop deck!

Thar'll be no grub today, as the cook's in the scuppers with the Staggers and Jags.

My favorite letter of the alphabet is ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

:-D

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#35 Posted by Adam Warlock (656 posts) - - Show Bio
danhimself said:
"yo ho ho ho and a bottle of rum


we need this in the u.s."
ditto... i mean ahoi matey and may thy beard be long... or something
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#36 Posted by ~The Wanderer~ (34199 posts) - - Show Bio

Har har har xP

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#37 Posted by Superkitty (1251 posts) - - Show Bio

Arrr, it be the 19th of September here in the US of A, so gey yerself a parrot, patch and pegleg, mateys!



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#38 Posted by Swagga Boy (3737 posts) - - Show Bio

argh let me  someone go get me booty

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#39 Posted by lady_redhead (9360 posts) - - Show Bio

Arrrr the vine makes a good pirate dwelling..

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#40 Posted by TheDrifter (24811 posts) - - Show Bio

Arrrrrrrrgh

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#41 Posted by Chickenman (256 posts) - - Show Bio

I can't believe it took 37 posts for someone to say the word "booty". You guys are slippin'.

Although I'll give points to Dem5 for being the first to say "poop deck".

Oh, and aaarrrrrrrrrrrr.

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#42 Posted by King Saturn (220552 posts) - - Show Bio
oldmagic said:
"King Saturn said:
"Oh Hoy... aw fu#k it. I am a black guy... what the hell do we know about being Pirates ?
"
Didn't you know? during the slavery, Black people escaped and killed everyone and took over the ship while they were being transported as another shipment to sell. Of course, once they took over, they have been torturous in stopping other ships and rescuing there black kin....of course they were stopped but they were...or are known as a pirate. "
I have heard of those stories... but I have never heard of a black dude being referred to as a pirate... never