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@awesam said:

@warlock360: Let them. Once they read this, they won't go near a drug.

lol true

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Maybe he was just trying to make it longer...

lmao!!!!!!!

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#53  Edited By Jezer

Eh, I never said the word penis was bad to use or improper in any way.... I'm not 12 anymore.

Was simply showing that its nonsensical to think the idea of profanity is nonsensical.

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and the bme pain Olympics championship goes to....

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2013 Darwin Awards nominee goes to....

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@jezer said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@jezer said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@jezer said:

@digbykong said:

@mrdecepticonleader: profanity is nonsensical isn't it? Two words mean the same thing, one is ok but the other is taboo.

Not really nonsensical. In several languages, words mean the same but the only difference is the context such as formal vs informal/respectful vs familiarity. You may use one word with friends, another word with elders as a sign of respect, another word for people who you regard as poop.

And he was obviously talking about it in the context of the English language as that is the language we are using and understanding here.

No... just because we're using the English language doesn't mean the idea he expressed is only in the context of the English language.

That's like me saying "Words only affect you if you allow it to affect you" and saying that I'm only talking about English Words because I'm we're conversing in English. "Words"/"Profanity"are concepts that are the same for almost every language.

Oh, and everything he said was in general terms. Not specifically applied to the word "penis" in this thread, regardless of intentions.

Oh well I never said that. That is true. Don't think anyone would deny that.

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@the_stegman said:

It takes balls to do something like that.

and a penis...

This is ComicVine. Right there people. Tears of laughter are awesome to shed.

@vortex13 said:

Ok, lets be real who hasn't done this before? I can't think of one guy I know who hasn't lost his penis in some drug/drunken fueled escapade. All of them were able to get reattached thankfully... except one... except one.

Damn it --- LMAO!

Oh and @mrdecepticonleader@digbykong@warlock360@jezer................

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

and since we are being proper.....

VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA

?

lol

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why do threads like this exists?

To remind you the cruel reality of this planet......

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Stop busting his balls guys.

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It's always so bizarre when I read stories like this. Over the years I've done a lot of drugs and hung out with other addicts who were way more far gone than myself. Nothing like this has ever happened to anyone I know. Closest thing was when an old friend of mine blew his own toe off with a shotgun just to score some pain killers. Still with all the face eating and penis dismemberment in the world it makes me glad I've been clean for so many years.

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@longbowhunter: Whoa. 0.0 Can't believe your friend did that. D= Very proud that you're clean though! Say 'no' to drugs!

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Stop busting his balls guys.

In their defense it's all that's left to bust.

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@decoy_elite: would be ironic if his name was johnson or willie :)

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LOL. This is the best thread I've seen on CV in a while.

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@warlock360 said:

@mrdecepticonleader:

Imagine your neighbour going over to your kid asking "Hey there little jimmy, want to know what a penis is?" I know i don't want that scenario to happen any day soon :D

What? That scenario makes no sense. You're joking right?

Exactly what I was thinking lol.

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@lykopis said:

@mrdecepticonleader:

I wanted to see how the two words go together.

Ha ha what just like how they do go together? heh heh.

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@mrdecepticonleader:

;)

It must be the weather where I am, big case of the sillies.

Although geez -- poor guy. O_O

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@lykopis said:

@mrdecepticonleader:

;)

It must be the weather where I am, big case of the sillies.

Although geez -- poor guy. O_O

Ha or maybe its just this place in general? :)

Yeah when I hear stories like this it does make me cringe a little. Uh...

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Just super glue the thing back on. No need to be a pussy about it.

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@wildcatko said:

Come on guys this is serious. Stop dicking around.

A lot of things are serious. We still can joke about them. But sure I'll be serious and stop "dicking" around. (interesting choice of word by the way given the subject)

This guy was very high and if you're planning on being that high you should at least set up some kind of precaution in place to keep you in the house. Also he said he was just on shrooms which I highly doubt seeing as mushrooms don't typically put you into a psychotic state that would make you that crazed of a state. Haven't taken them myself but I know people who have and they are supposed to put you in a kind of mellow state, you still trip pretty bad but you don't do much physically.

I was making a joke...

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@lykopis said:

@roddy010 said:

@the_stegman said:

It takes balls to do something like that.

and a penis...

This is ComicVine. Right there people. Tears of laughter are awesome to shed.

@vortex13 said:

Ok, lets be real who hasn't done this before? I can't think of one guy I know who hasn't lost his penis in some drug/drunken fueled escapade. All of them were able to get reattached thankfully... except one... except one.

Damn it --- LMAO!

Oh and @mrdecepticonleader@digbykong@warlock360@jezer................

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

and since we are being proper.....

VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA

XD

You sure showed them!

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@lykopis said:

@roddy010 said:

@the_stegman said:

It takes balls to do something like that.

and a penis...

This is ComicVine. Right there people. Tears of laughter are awesome to shed.

@vortex13 said:

Ok, lets be real who hasn't done this before? I can't think of one guy I know who hasn't lost his penis in some drug/drunken fueled escapade. All of them were able to get reattached thankfully... except one... except one.

Damn it --- LMAO!

Oh and @mrdecepticonleader@digbykong@warlock360@jezer................

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

and since we are being proper.....

VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA

XD

You sure showed them!

Which came first... the penis or the vagina...

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#74  Edited By DigbyKong

@jezer said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@jezer said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@jezer said:

@digbykong said:

@mrdecepticonleader: profanity is nonsensical isn't it? Two words mean the same thing, one is ok but the other is taboo.

Not really nonsensical. In several languages, words mean the same but the only difference is the context such as formal vs informal/respectful vs familiarity. You may use one word with friends, another word with elders as a sign of respect, another word for people who you regard as poop.

And he was obviously talking about it in the context of the English language as that is the language we are using and understanding here.

No... just because we're using the English language doesn't mean the idea he expressed is only in the context of the English language.

That's like me saying "Words only affect you if you allow it to affect you" and saying that I'm only talking about English Words because I'm we're conversing in English. "Words"/"Profanity"are concepts that are the same for almost every language.

Oh, and everything he said was in general terms. Not specifically applied to the word "penis" in this thread, regardless of intentions.

Oh well I never said that. That is true. Don't think anyone would deny that.

No need to fight over me guys. There's plenty for both of you. *wink*

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Because he got high, because he got high, because he got high!!!

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If schools really want to stop kids (especially boys) from doing drugs, they need to book this guy as a speaker.

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@dabee: I hope it isn't show and tell.

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I do believe @laflux should become aware of this thread.

@longbowhunter: Whoa. 0.0 Can't believe your friend did that. D= Very proud that you're clean though! Say 'no' to drugs!

Ditto

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#80 the_stegman  Moderator

@cameron83 said:

@lykopis said:

@roddy010 said:

@the_stegman said:

It takes balls to do something like that.

and a penis...

This is ComicVine. Right there people. Tears of laughter are awesome to shed.

@vortex13 said:

Ok, lets be real who hasn't done this before? I can't think of one guy I know who hasn't lost his penis in some drug/drunken fueled escapade. All of them were able to get reattached thankfully... except one... except one.

Damn it --- LMAO!

Oh and @mrdecepticonleader@digbykong@warlock360@jezer................

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

and since we are being proper.....

VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA

XD

You sure showed them!

Which came first... the penis or the vagina...

The penis. then it rolled over and went to sleep, leaving the vagina extremely dissatisfied.

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@mrdecepticonleader said:
@jezer said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@jezer said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@jezer said:

@digbykong said:

@mrdecepticonleader: profanity is nonsensical isn't it? Two words mean the same thing, one is ok but the other is taboo.

Not really nonsensical. In several languages, words mean the same but the only difference is the context such as formal vs informal/respectful vs familiarity. You may use one word with friends, another word with elders as a sign of respect, another word for people who you regard as poop.

And he was obviously talking about it in the context of the English language as that is the language we are using and understanding here.

No... just because we're using the English language doesn't mean the idea he expressed is only in the context of the English language.

That's like me saying "Words only affect you if you allow it to affect you" and saying that I'm only talking about English Words because I'm we're conversing in English. "Words"/"Profanity"are concepts that are the same for almost every language.

Oh, and everything he said was in general terms. Not specifically applied to the word "penis" in this thread, regardless of intentions.

Oh well I never said that. That is true. Don't think anyone would deny that.

No need to fight over me guys. There's plenty for both of you. *wink*

Still think halving you is the best option. I mean it is the fairest way.

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#82  Edited By laflux

@lykopis said:

I do believe @laflux should become aware of this thread.

Its a story of liberation through Drug Use. This will be on my mind when someone mentions "free willy" from now on. If anything, this story should be something used to champion the decriminalization of drugs.

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#85  Edited By laflux

@theacidskull said:

why do threads like this exists?

You can pretend all you want, but we all know about your fascination with the Human Centipede and your "operations" on @pyrogram.

But I don't get why people are complaining. Its a win win. If he goes to South America and gets bitten by a Brazilian Wandering Spider, he hasn't got anything to worry about, other than dying

Being bit by a Brazilian Wandering Spider if your a Male, can sometimes result in painful erections.

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#86  Edited By lykopis

O_O

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@laflux said:

@theacidskull said:

why do threads like this exists?

You can pretend all you want, but we all know about your fascination with the Human Centipede and your "operations" on @pyrogram.

But I don't why people are complaining. Its a win win. If he goes to South America and gets bitten by a Brazilian Wandering Spider, he hasn't got anything to worry about, other than dying

Being bit by a Brazilian Wandering Spider if your a Male, can sometimes result in painful erections.

@lykopis said:

O_O

Which bit made you feel that way? A certain part of just the entire thing?

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#88  Edited By laflux

@lykopis: *shrugs*, you called me out......

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@laflux said:

@lykopis: *shrugs*, you called me out......

And it was well worth it ha ha.

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#90  Edited By Black_Claw

Well you know he's not getting laid anytime soon.

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Well you know he's not getting laid anytime soon.

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#94  Edited By laflux

@lykopis said:

@laflux: @mrdecepticonleader:

This bit:

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Too soon, man. Too soon.

Don't bring your irrational dislike of The Man of Steel into this thread >.<

And While we are on the subject

Loading Video...

Evolutionists=Cold Psychopaths.......

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#95  Edited By lykopis

@laflux:

OMG!!! I don't dislike the movie! GAH! I am just...mezza mezza about it.

And she is spectacular. If I could project into anyone in that film -- it would be her.

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I do 'shrooms and play Frisbee in the park, visit the Strong Museum of Play in lovely downtown Rochester, maybe visit the zoo, draw, and come down with a little marijuanical art.

Then this guy does 'shrooms....

LMAO I found this post extremely hilarious

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#97  Edited By Gwahlur_Rising

Blame video games!

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#98  Edited By laflux

@lykopis said:

@laflux:

OMG!!! I don't dislike the movie! GAH! I am just...mezza mezza about it.

And she is spectacular. If I could project into anyone in that film -- it would be her.

I honestly think she's overrated.............

And the do you know the horrible secret to that statement

I'm being Genuine...

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#99  Edited By lykopis

@laflux:

I am genuinely, extremely ignorant of Superman. So -- enlighten, please.

Blame video games!

And there you have it -- the proof was in the pudding.

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and I'm sitting on a pile of haaaaaaaaaaay....