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#1 Posted by frogdog (5007 posts) - - Show Bio

YPSILANTI, Mich. (WWJ) – An Ohio man remains hospitalized after injuring himself in a drug-fueled craze.

Washtenaw County Sheriff’s deputies responded to a burglar alarm at Ypsilanti Middle School late one night last week and found the 41-year-old man naked, screaming and bleeding from his groin.

The man had ripped off parts of his own genitals and had lost enough blood to make it a life threatening situation. The man, along with the parts he tore off were transferred to an area hospital.

The man later told police that he had taken mushrooms while visiting friends at a house nearby.

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2013/06/24/police-man-rips-off-penis-during-drug-fueled-craze/

Kids don't do drugs mkay?

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#2 Posted by dadivineking (41730 posts) - - Show Bio

.......Dafaq? O_o

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#3 Posted by warlock360 (28180 posts) - - Show Bio

couldnt you have written "wee wee" or something? :p

reminds me of the case where the guy started cutting open his stomache and fondling with his entrails because they were tickling after taking crystal meth or LSD

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#4 Posted by judasnixon (10694 posts) - - Show Bio

WHAT THE $#!%..........

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#5 Edited by russellmania77 (17603 posts) - - Show Bio

Drugs are bad Mkay? Don't ever do em Mkay

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#6 Posted by Samimista (22254 posts) - - Show Bio

Drugs are bad Mkay? Don't ever do em Mkay

Yes, Mr. Garrison!

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#7 Edited by frogdog (5007 posts) - - Show Bio

@warlock360 said:

couldnt you have written "wee wee" or something? :p

reminds me of the case where the guy started cutting open his stomache and fondling with his entrails because they were tickling after taking crystal meth or LSD

Too lazy to think of an alternative title

That's sound worst than that crazy dude in Miami, who took a bite off somebody face while tripping on LSD...Naked.

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#8 Posted by dadivineking (41730 posts) - - Show Bio

@frogdog said:

@warlock360 said:

couldnt you have written "wee wee" or something? :p

reminds me of the case where the guy started cutting open his stomache and fondling with his entrails because they were tickling after taking crystal meth or LSD

Too lazy to think of an altervie title

That's sound worst than that crazy dude in Miami, who took a bite off somebody face while tripping on LSD...Naked.

Please stop you guys or I'm going to have nightmares tonight D=

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#9 Edited by mrdecepticonleader (19666 posts) - - Show Bio

That is just tragic really. Nothing much else to say to be honest.

@warlock360 said:

couldnt you have written "wee wee" or something? :p

reminds me of the case where the guy started cutting open his stomache and fondling with his entrails because they were tickling after taking crystal meth or LSD

Why? What is wrong with calling an organ its actual name?

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#10 Posted by DigbyKong (306 posts) - - Show Bio
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#11 Posted by warlock360 (28180 posts) - - Show Bio

@mrdecepticonleader: child friendly site, now imagine how many children will have to ask their parents about it <.>

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#12 Posted by AweSam (7527 posts) - - Show Bio

@warlock360: Let them. Once they read this, they won't go near a drug.

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#13 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (19666 posts) - - Show Bio

@mrdecepticonleader: child friendly site, now imagine how many children will have to ask their parents about it <.>

Ha really? As much as I dislike the term "child friendly" anyway. How is the term "penis" not um "child friendly" ?

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#14 Posted by V_Scarlotte_Rose (6732 posts) - - Show Bio

Wait, he was trying to burgle someones house when this happened?

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#15 Edited by ThatGuyWithHeadPhones (18544 posts) - - Show Bio

ahh Shrooms

The S*** they make people do

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#16 Posted by warlock360 (28180 posts) - - Show Bio

@mrdecepticonleader:

Imagine your neighbour going over to your kid asking "Hey there little jimmy, want to know what a penis is?" I know i don't want that scenario to happen any day soon :D

@awesam: True




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#17 Edited by DigbyKong (306 posts) - - Show Bio

Wait, he was trying to burgle someones house when this happened?

He was looking for cheeseburgers. The correct term is robble.

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#18 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17179 posts) - - Show Bio

Urinating will be unpleasant for the rest of this man's life.

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#19 Edited by DigbyKong (306 posts) - - Show Bio

@mrdecepticonleader: profanity is nonsensical isn't it? Two words mean the same thing, one is ok but the other is taboo.

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#20 Posted by AllStarSuperman (35147 posts) - - Show Bio

And I thought making love to a bee hive was stupid...

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#21 Posted by BetaRayBill (7 posts) - - Show Bio
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#22 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (19666 posts) - - Show Bio

@mrdecepticonleader:

Imagine your neighbour going over to your kid asking "Hey there little jimmy, want to know what a penis is?" I know i don't want that scenario to happen any day soon :D

What? That scenario makes no sense. You're joking right?

@mrdecepticonleader: profanity is nonsensical isn't it? Two words mean the same thing, one is ok but the other is taboo.

Uh huh.

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#24 Posted by Jezer (3403 posts) - - Show Bio

@mrdecepticonleader: profanity is nonsensical isn't it? Two words mean the same thing, one is ok but the other is taboo.

Not really nonsensical. In several languages, words mean the same but the only difference is the context such as formal vs informal/respectful vs familiarity. You may use one word with friends, another word with elders as a sign of respect, another word for people who you regard as poop.

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#25 Posted by evilvegeta74 (4673 posts) - - Show Bio

A true Dumas (Dumb A*%!)

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#26 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (19666 posts) - - Show Bio

@jezer said:

@digbykong said:

@mrdecepticonleader: profanity is nonsensical isn't it? Two words mean the same thing, one is ok but the other is taboo.

Not really nonsensical. In several languages, words mean the same but the only difference is the context such as formal vs informal/respectful vs familiarity. You may use one word with friends, another word with elders as a sign of respect, another word for people who you regard as poop.

I assumed he was talking about it in regards to the English language as opposed to other languages.

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#27 Posted by judasnixon (10694 posts) - - Show Bio

Bath Salts......................

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#28 Posted by Outside_85 (15497 posts) - - Show Bio

So theres the end of one verse he's not going to, even if he gets high again:

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#29 Posted by judasnixon (10694 posts) - - Show Bio

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#30 Posted by The Stegman (34902 posts) - - Show Bio

It takes balls to do something like that.

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#31 Edited by Roddy010 (6246 posts) - - Show Bio

It takes balls to do something like that.

and a penis...

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#32 Edited by nerdork (4055 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow, the guy had determination.

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#33 Edited by Jezer (3403 posts) - - Show Bio

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@jezer said:

@digbykong said:

@mrdecepticonleader: profanity is nonsensical isn't it? Two words mean the same thing, one is ok but the other is taboo.

Not really nonsensical. In several languages, words mean the same but the only difference is the context such as formal vs informal/respectful vs familiarity. You may use one word with friends, another word with elders as a sign of respect, another word for people who you regard as poop.

I assumed he was talking about it in regards to the English language as opposed to other languages.

Is still the same in the English language. People are not gonna use the word shit in front of their parents because its vulgar language. Though not necessarily true for everyone, you use respectful, refined language around people you hold in a higher regard. In front of your friends, you are holding up no pretenses so you use vulgar language or whatever language you want. You call your (male)professor "sir" instead of "dude" because he is in a respected position and your language reflects it. No difference, really. (Also he was talking about profanity in general, which isnt limited to the English language...)

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#34 Posted by Vaeternus (9558 posts) - - Show Bio

This is why drugs are dumb and why i will never do them...

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#35 Posted by NovaRichRider (344 posts) - - Show Bio

Maybe he was just trying to make it longer...

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#37 Posted by judasnixon (10694 posts) - - Show Bio

Maybe he was just trying to make it longer...

My guess is he was jerking it to hard...........

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#38 Posted by DigbyKong (306 posts) - - Show Bio

@jezer said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@jezer said:

@digbykong said:

@mrdecepticonleader: profanity is nonsensical isn't it? Two words mean the same thing, one is ok but the other is taboo.

Not really nonsensical. In several languages, words mean the same but the only difference is the context such as formal vs informal/respectful vs familiarity. You may use one word with friends, another word with elders as a sign of respect, another word for people who you regard as poop.

I assumed he was talking about it in regards to the English language as opposed to other languages.

Is still the same in the English language. People are not gonna use the word shit in front of their parents because its vulgar language. Though not necessarily true for everyone, you use respectful, refined language around people you hold in a higher regard. In front of your friends, you are holding up no pretenses so you use vulgar language or whatever language you want. You call your (male)professor "sir" instead of "dude" because he is in a respected position and your language reflects it. No difference, really. (Also he was talking about profanity in general, which isnt limited to the English language...)

I wouldn't know. My parents and grandparents curse like drunken sailors.

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#39 Posted by judasnixon (10694 posts) - - Show Bio

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#40 Posted by TheAmazingImmortalMan (4628 posts) - - Show Bio

WTF?!?!?!? well I am at a loss for words......it's painful thinking about it.

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#41 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (19666 posts) - - Show Bio

@jezer said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@jezer said:

@digbykong said:

@mrdecepticonleader: profanity is nonsensical isn't it? Two words mean the same thing, one is ok but the other is taboo.

Not really nonsensical. In several languages, words mean the same but the only difference is the context such as formal vs informal/respectful vs familiarity. You may use one word with friends, another word with elders as a sign of respect, another word for people who you regard as poop.

I assumed he was talking about it in regards to the English language as opposed to other languages.

Is still the same in the English language. People are not gonna use the word shit in front of their parents because its vulgar language. Though not necessarily true for everyone, you use respectful, refined language around people you hold in a higher regard. In front of your friends, you are holding up no pretenses so you use vulgar language or whatever language you want. You call your (male)professor "sir" instead of "dude" because he is in a respected position and your language reflects it. No difference, really. (Also he was talking about profanity in general, which isnt limited to the English language...)

Seemed to me he was specifically talking about the word "penis" and how another user jokingly said that the OP should of used the term "wee wee" or something to that affect. When really its the correct term for the organ and there is no need to censor that. If he was talking about profanity in general then I agree with what he said. And he was obviously talking about it in the context of the English language as that is the language we are using and understanding here.

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#42 Posted by Vortex13 (12140 posts) - - Show Bio

Ok, lets be real who hasn't done this before? I can't think of one guy I know who hasn't lost his penis in some drug/drunken fueled escapade. All of them were able to get reattached thankfully... except one... except one.

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#43 Posted by consolemaster001 (6934 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh sh*t, i'll arange for his dealer to be disposed of. Can't have the boys in blue on my ass.

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#44 Posted by WildcatKO (8 posts) - - Show Bio

Come on guys this is serious. Stop dicking around.

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#45 Posted by KnightRise (4811 posts) - - Show Bio

I do 'shrooms and play Frisbee in the park, visit the Strong Museum of Play in lovely downtown Rochester, maybe visit the zoo, draw, and come down with a little marijuanical art.

Then this guy does 'shrooms....

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#46 Posted by judasnixon (10694 posts) - - Show Bio

Someone needs to write a rock opera about that crazy cat........

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#47 Edited by Jezer (3403 posts) - - Show Bio

@jezer said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@jezer said:

@digbykong said:

@mrdecepticonleader: profanity is nonsensical isn't it? Two words mean the same thing, one is ok but the other is taboo.

Not really nonsensical. In several languages, words mean the same but the only difference is the context such as formal vs informal/respectful vs familiarity. You may use one word with friends, another word with elders as a sign of respect, another word for people who you regard as poop.

And he was obviously talking about it in the context of the English language as that is the language we are using and understanding here.

No... just because we're using the English language doesn't mean the idea he expressed is only in the context of the English language.

That's like me saying "Words only affect you if you allow it to affect you" and saying that I'm only talking about English Words because I'm we're conversing in English. "Words"/"Profanity"are concepts that are the same for almost every language.

Oh, and everything he said was in general terms. Not specifically applied to the word "penis" in this thread, regardless of intentions.

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#48 Posted by lykopis (10868 posts) - - Show Bio

@roddy010 said:

@the_stegman said:

It takes balls to do something like that.

and a penis...

This is ComicVine. Right there people. Tears of laughter are awesome to shed.

@vortex13 said:

Ok, lets be real who hasn't done this before? I can't think of one guy I know who hasn't lost his penis in some drug/drunken fueled escapade. All of them were able to get reattached thankfully... except one... except one.

Damn it --- LMAO!

Oh and @mrdecepticonleader@digbykong@warlock360@jezer................

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and since we are being proper.....

VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA

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#49 Posted by Vortex13 (12140 posts) - - Show Bio

Come on guys this is serious. Stop dicking around.

A lot of things are serious. We still can joke about them. But sure I'll be serious and stop "dicking" around. (interesting choice of word by the way given the subject)

This guy was very high and if you're planning on being that high you should at least set up some kind of precaution in place to keep you in the house. Also he said he was just on shrooms which I highly doubt seeing as mushrooms don't typically put you into a psychotic state that would make you that crazed of a state. Haven't taken them myself but I know people who have and they are supposed to put you in a kind of mellow state, you still trip pretty bad but you don't do much physically.

Oh sh*t, i'll arange for his dealer to be disposed of. Can't have the boys in blue on my ass.

Why? I mean why should the dealer disposed of, it's not like he was slipped the drug by anyone he was a consenting adult who chose to partake in an illegal drug.