Lowball that Character! (SUPERMAN)

Avatar image for lord-parallax
Lord-Parallax

4503

Forum Posts

90

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 3

#1  Edited By Lord-Parallax
No Caption Provided

Welcome to LTC: Lowball that Character!

The rules are simple. Each user can post the biggest PIS or Out of Context, and whoever posts the scan with the most Quotes agreeing with that Scan, wins this LTC thread!

LET'S GET LOWBALLING!

For the record: Not Bait. Not Flaming.

Avatar image for lord-parallax
Lord-Parallax

4503

Forum Posts

90

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 3

Avatar image for midnightdragon18
midnightdragon18

9887

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Ahh this will be good

I'll post some scans once i get back from walmart

Avatar image for cpt_nice
cpt_nice

10331

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

No Caption Provided

Avatar image for cpt_nice
cpt_nice

10331

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

No Caption Provided

Avatar image for brucerogers
brucerogers

19255

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 4

Avatar image for revan-
Revan-

7959

Forum Posts

109

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

No Caption Provided

Avatar image for cpt_nice
cpt_nice

10331

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Avatar image for soaring
Soaring

666

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

No Caption Provided

Avatar image for depinhom
depinhom

13506

Forum Posts

807

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 11

Interesting.

Avatar image for depinhom
depinhom

13506

Forum Posts

807

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 11

Avatar image for depinhom
depinhom

13506

Forum Posts

807

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 11

I'm sorry, I just needed to post this.

No Caption Provided

(I like this game by the way. You should also do an opposite version for when the wank is real.)

Avatar image for soaring
Soaring

666

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

@depinhom said:

I'm sorry, I just needed to post this.

No Caption Provided

Lmao

Avatar image for lord-parallax
Lord-Parallax

4503

Forum Posts

90

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 3

@depinhom said:

I'm sorry, I just needed to post this.

No Caption Provided

(I like this game by the way. You should also do an opposite version for when the wank is real.)

Actually sounds cool. I'll do that.

Avatar image for just_banter
Just_Banter

12625

Forum Posts

409

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#15  Edited By Just_Banter
No Caption Provided

Can't forget the moment Alfred kicked Superman in the face so hard his boot literally exploded.

Avatar image for lord-parallax
Lord-Parallax

4503

Forum Posts

90

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 3

Here's the Alternate Thread: HTC.

http://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/off-topic-5/highball-that-character-superman-1830841/

Avatar image for willpayton
willpayton

22502

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

@depinhom said:

I'm sorry, I just needed to post this.

No Caption Provided

(I like this game by the way. You should also do an opposite version for when the wank is real.)

Is that Jimmy Olsen???

Avatar image for lord-parallax
Lord-Parallax

4503

Forum Posts

90

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 3

@depinhom said:

I'm sorry, I just needed to post this.

No Caption Provided

(I like this game by the way. You should also do an opposite version for when the wank is real.)

Is that Jimmy Olsen???

Nah.

Avatar image for the_roman
The_Roman

3466

Forum Posts

2

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Kek, Superman confirmed SMALL mountain level lmao

No Caption Provided

Avatar image for referee
Referee

36967

Forum Posts

412

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

No Caption Provided

Avatar image for midnightdragon18
midnightdragon18

9887

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Superman is about street level in terms of speed. Look at this scan, Deathstroke was able to evade Superman, using nothing but speed and agility.
Superman is about street level in terms of speed. Look at this scan, Deathstroke was able to evade Superman, using nothing but speed and agility.
Superman not being able to catch bullets.
Superman not being able to catch bullets.

Avatar image for deactivated-5fb6c77c8d900
deactivated-5fb6c77c8d900

14029

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

Avatar image for midnightdragon18
midnightdragon18

9887

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

With his most powerful punch, Superman was only able to make a small crack in the moon.
With his most powerful punch, Superman was only able to make a small crack in the moon.

Avatar image for anthp2000
anthp2000

39898

Forum Posts

150

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#25 anthp2000  Moderator
No Caption Provided
No Caption Provided
No Caption Provided

Alfred litteraly MURDERSTOMPS

Avatar image for tifalockhart
TifaLockhart

24759

Forum Posts

253

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 4

#26  Edited By TifaLockhart

This thread is gold.

Avatar image for nwname
nwname

10359

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#27 nwname  Moderator  Online

@midnightdragon18: that seems valid as it would take planetary stremgth to do without flight

Avatar image for lettsplay10
lettsplay10

21370

Forum Posts

1143

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

No Caption Provided


Avatar image for hizack123
hizack123

439

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Avatar image for supergoku17
SuperGoku17

7220

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Avatar image for admirallogic
AdmiralLogic

4131

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#32  Edited By AdmiralLogic

Oh my gosh, some of the stuff in here, it is just so amusing.

The one with alfred is a little less funny so since I know how he did it, but it is also still amusing.

Avatar image for deactivated-597fe3e7af56f
deactivated-597fe3e7af56f

2558

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Avatar image for nobunaga101
nobunaga101

1236

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Slowperman
Slowperman

Avatar image for nobunaga101
nobunaga101

1236

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

No Caption Provided

And there's more where that came from, lol

No Caption Provided

Avatar image for iceassassin25
Iceassassin25

117

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

goku is stronger than him

See i can lowball too

Avatar image for supermanforever
Supermanforever

11195

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

No Caption Provided

This. Though Frank miller is superman hater. Still Piss beyond meassures.

Avatar image for those_eyes
those_eyes

17291

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Superman not being able to catch bullets.
Superman not being able to catch bullets.

yae that one is confusing.

Avatar image for spitfirepanda
SpitfirePanda

2573

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

No Caption Provided

Avatar image for hulksmash134
hulksmash134

350

Forum Posts

1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

@those_eyes: He was on like the other side of the planet.

Avatar image for nitelite
NiteLite

2722

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Lol.

Avatar image for theinsufferable
TheInsufferable

12099

Forum Posts

125

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

No Caption Provided

Avatar image for in-sidiousvader
In-sidiousvader

2617

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#43  Edited By In-sidiousvader

anything involving bendis. Do I win?

Avatar image for theinsufferable
TheInsufferable

12099

Forum Posts

125

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

No Caption Provided

Avatar image for reversethawne
ReverseThawne

263

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#45  Edited By ReverseThawne

I can lowball Supes too...

Superman is just 50-60 kilogrammer in strength, His heat vision sucks because he didn't kill Lois when cauterizing her wound, which shows how weak it is. He no-selled Steppenwolf's axe in ZSJL, because he had sun dip and the axe didn't have any feats, we assume the axe is a toy and no selling the axe isn't such a huge job, anyone can do it. He snapped Zod's neck because anyone could do it too. His most impressive feat is when he walked in on Lois when she was taking a bath naked and he was carrying a bunch of bouquet of flowers, that's the most high-end strength feat for him.

No Caption Provided

Other than that all his feats are either outliers or are fodders compared to what other characters like Spiderman can do. Superman got KO'd by depleted uranium round because he went offscreen. He isn't strong because the concrete and pavement"no-sold" him stepping on it. And to think this guy can even hurt Batman in any way is pure PIS. The only reason he is alive now is because Batman decided so. That places Batman magnitudes above Superman. He left superman alive because his mother was named Martha. Disregarding Batman's sentimental weaknesses such as his Mother's name, we could easily say Batman kicked the sh*t out of superman just because he could.

Now Batman is just a peak human dressed in Bat costume with some training and big brain, Superman is just a fodder character who was helped by writers to snap Zod's neck(which is huge PIS, if anyone had the strength to break Zod's neck it would be us not Superman).

And Superman nearly died to a car falling on him. Automobiles are also his weakness, not just Kryptonite. His breaking through all those buildings is just a plot hole that Zack Snyder doesn't want to talk about. His comic counterpart is equally weak.

No Caption Provided
No Caption Provided
No Caption Provided

Can't even gofaster than a bullet, got owned by Karate kid, Lex Luthor, Alfred and Muhammed Ali. Superman is extremelyoverrated for his lifting. He can’t lift Lois Lane after she gains a bit of weight, despite this being Pre-CrisisSuperman. Superman isn't even bulletproof.

Avatar image for lilbroomstick
Lilbroomstick

12864

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

This may be a shock to everyone but...

Did you know Batman once beat Superman???