Welcome to LTC: Lowball that Character!
The rules are simple. Each user can post the biggest PIS or Out of Context, and whoever posts the scan with the most Quotes agreeing with that Scan, wins this LTC thread!
Welcome to LTC: Lowball that Character!
The rules are simple. Each user can post the biggest PIS or Out of Context, and whoever posts the scan with the most Quotes agreeing with that Scan, wins this LTC thread!
For the record: Not Bait. Not Flaming.
@cpt_nice: Lol, gotta love the Silver age
@cpt_nice: Lol, gotta love the Silver age
What a time to be alive.
I'm sorry, I just needed to post this.
(I like this game by the way. You should also do an opposite version for when the wank is real.)
Actually sounds cool. I'll do that.
Here's the Alternate Thread: HTC.
http://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/off-topic-5/highball-that-character-superman-1830841/
I'm sorry, I just needed to post this.
(I like this game by the way. You should also do an opposite version for when the wank is real.)
Is that Jimmy Olsen???
I'm sorry, I just needed to post this.
(I like this game by the way. You should also do an opposite version for when the wank is real.)
Is that Jimmy Olsen???
Nah.
@midnightdragon18: that seems valid as it would take planetary stremgth to do without flight
@midnightdragon18: CLAP! CLAP!! CLAP!!!
This thread is gold.
Oh my gosh, some of the stuff in here, it is just so amusing.
The one with alfred is a little less funny so since I know how he did it, but it is also still amusing.
And there's more where that came from, lol
yae that one is confusing.
@those_eyes: He was on like the other side of the planet.
I can lowball Supes too...
Superman is just 50-60 kilogrammer in strength, His heat vision sucks because he didn't kill Lois when cauterizing her wound, which shows how weak it is. He no-selled Steppenwolf's axe in ZSJL, because he had sun dip and the axe didn't have any feats, we assume the axe is a toy and no selling the axe isn't such a huge job, anyone can do it. He snapped Zod's neck because anyone could do it too. His most impressive feat is when he walked in on Lois when she was taking a bath naked and he was carrying a bunch of bouquet of flowers, that's the most high-end strength feat for him.
Other than that all his feats are either outliers or are fodders compared to what other characters like Spiderman can do. Superman got KO'd by depleted uranium round because he went offscreen. He isn't strong because the concrete and pavement"no-sold" him stepping on it. And to think this guy can even hurt Batman in any way is pure PIS. The only reason he is alive now is because Batman decided so. That places Batman magnitudes above Superman. He left superman alive because his mother was named Martha. Disregarding Batman's sentimental weaknesses such as his Mother's name, we could easily say Batman kicked the sh*t out of superman just because he could.
Now Batman is just a peak human dressed in Bat costume with some training and big brain, Superman is just a fodder character who was helped by writers to snap Zod's neck(which is huge PIS, if anyone had the strength to break Zod's neck it would be us not Superman).
And Superman nearly died to a car falling on him. Automobiles are also his weakness, not just Kryptonite. His breaking through all those buildings is just a plot hole that Zack Snyder doesn't want to talk about. His comic counterpart is equally weak.
Can't even gofaster than a bullet, got owned by Karate kid, Lex Luthor, Alfred and Muhammed Ali. Superman is extremelyoverrated for his lifting. He can’t lift Lois Lane after she gains a bit of weight, despite this being Pre-CrisisSuperman. Superman isn't even bulletproof.
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