Lion VS Ninja

I'm talking a 15th Century ninja and one proud, male lion. Who wins?

They both inflict mortal wounds upon each other & both die.

@handyjayjr: Goddamn, you're totally right.

What? Was it intended to be a trick question or something?

@handyjayjr: Here's the thing: I think I've started losing my sanity tonight and what you said was exactly what I needed to hear. You did good.

Glad I could help.

I feel like a lion should stomp..

I think we first need to establish how big the lion is, that's the mane thing here.

@goodfella: I see what you did there.

@monsterstomp: I'm around all week.

Would it really matter when there's a Ninjato in it's neck?

I'd bet on the lion

Oh don't tail me you really didn't cat that...

LMAO...It's such a bad pun it's actually kinda funny. Good job!

The fight now takes place inside a ninja mansion. Those were real things.

Batman wins.

No two were the same & almost all had traps of various kinds so any intruder is at a great disadvantage.

@handyjayjr: But there's at least 3 lions.

IDK I say all three die in Punji Floor Pits while the ninja takes it easy.

Then PETA starts mass protests and boycotting against the ninjas. Innocent lions killed by bloodthirsty ninjas!

Lions eat ninja's after taking a few throwing stars and getting perturbed

They were the ones who released Lions in Japan in the first place knowing exactly what the outcome would be. Those damn mongers of whatever the hell it is that there pitching.

Depends on what the ninja finds lion around!

:D

Lion stomps 9.99/10

Anyone who votes ninja, has never seen a lion in action. It wouldn't even be close.

Inverse law of ninja strength:

If it's a bunch of ninjas the lions stomp, if it's just one ninja then the lions get slaughtered

Does the ninja have standard gear? In that case, he has a chance.

Is this hand to hand? Ninja has no chance at all.

Hand to paw*

The ninja would do his utmost to get the hell away. Anything else the lion just destroys and eats him.

There'd be zero reason for the ninja to stay and try to fight this thing unless he was completely trapped.

They often used poisons and venom.

Ninja could throw few venomous darts, run up the tree, and try to prevent Lion from climbing by sticking his sword into him every time it tries.

After a while the venom kills the lion.

I'll make my decision as soon as I here the ninja's backstory