Jason Momoa spanks your GF´s ass. How do you react?

You are with you girlfriend/boyfriend and this dude comes and spanks her/his ass

How do you react?

saw him in Game of Thrones , pretty sure he can have her, my life > her

I'd ask him to spank my ass too.

Tell him to piss off

Considering I am about to get my Purple-Belt in BJJ and just got done with a local grappling tournament, I double-leg him and choke him out. Momoa is just an actor.

Momoa looks bada$$ on that GIF.

I ask him if he talks to fish

Is jason momoa a martial artist or something?

Didn't realize I was on the misc. I thought this was CV.

yea lol , learned it for stargate and conan , also he is avid rugby player

I want to know the context of Aquaman chugging a bottle of booze lol

Tell him he caught my hand by surprise. I then spank him on his ass and say "WOOO nice shot man WOO!!!".

I beat Drogo into submission

You do know that Jason Momoa is 6'4ft tall and weighs 250lbs right?

I'm pretty certain my 5"2" girl can kick his ass...

I'm pretty certain my 5"2" girl can kick anyone's ass...

@ecstaticgrace: They seems like a good theory.

I demand trial by combat, my champion against his.

Better get a baseball mit cuz he finna catch these hands.

I ask how how she felt about that, if she says uncomfortable I'd urge her to sue him for sexual harassment.

I'm in the SAS special forces. Have a black belt in karate, and am a G class in Krav Maga. I average 93.6 headshots out of 100 in under two minutes.

Punch my girl in face and throw a chair and some plates at her while shes still in shock.

..What? Somebody's gonna get their ass kicked in this situation , and its not gonna be me...and its not gonna be Jason Momoa, so shorty better square up.

What a white thing to do :P

@koays: She has her ass spanked AND kicked? Sad day she crossed Momoa.

I'd get my ass whupped, but my pride and my woman's honor would be intact.

But that wouldn't happen. Mamoa is cool af.

@rabumalal: Well next time she'll be more careful when she sees Jason Momoa.

Momoa is just a nice guy, come on!

On topic... I confess that I would consider the idea of asking him to do the same to me. [?]

Well he better hope he's considerably stronger than I am (probably is), because if he isn't he's getting a serious beating.

He's rich, we'd sue him.

Then I would ask my girlfriend to give me some of that ass-spanking money so I could buy a water jet-pack.

SCORE

I would pimpslap Mamoa.

I'd tickle him and get him stuck in that rock-and-a-hard-place where he's lolling his ass off while furiously begging me to stop until he yells "FINE" and storms out of the room with a tearful scowl on his face

I'd burst out laughing and ask for an autograph from Khal Drogo.

I been doing martial arts and boxing for 6 years. I am 5'10 and weigh 205 pounds of muscle. I am ripped. Pretty sure I will get in a fight. My girl got a black belt in karate also. Pretty sure she wouldn't take it lightly.

Be elated.It's a nice story plus he is so beyond handsome

I would either talk mad shit while slowly and discreetly backing away or

or,

Honestly, I'd probably yell "WHAT IN THE F%CK ARE YOU DOOOING?!"

Then once the adrenaline wore off I'd back down. I know he'd tear me in half, but I'm very much the jealous type.

He can chug me like that bottle of booze

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I would just psyche him out. Teal'c style

If my gf were into it, I'd say "Nice knowing you."

If she reacted as if she'd just been attacked, I'd hit him with a (preferably full) bottle of something.

Shoot 'em in the face, obviously.