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#1 Posted by InnerAssassin (340 posts) - - Show Bio

i am currently in siberia, russia er i was a week ago i traveled to the united states with some friends to a state called ohio. at the airport they left me with no cell phone or nothing i have been staying at a motel since then and am running out of money. my mother doesnt even know i left college she will be worried sick but i need money to get back! what should i do!!

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#2 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (21616 posts) - - Show Bio

Go to a phone booth and call your family.

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#3 Posted by Loki9876 (3365 posts) - - Show Bio

he's trolling

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#4 Edited by nerdork (4055 posts) - - Show Bio

What should you do?...

Call your family and go back to school!

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#5 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (19663 posts) - - Show Bio

Ha ha!

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#6 Posted by Aronmorales (9735 posts) - - Show Bio

Assume a new identity and take up Silat, then prowl the streets from dusk till dawn looking for vagabonds to teach and recruit into your army.

Once you have your army, take the city.

Once you have the city, branch out and repeat the process.

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#7 Posted by theTimeStreamer (2845 posts) - - Show Bio

track down slott and punch him in the schnoz.