If God told you to kill Batman, Could You do it?

Let's say God himself descends from the heavens before your very eyes, and for no particular reason he commands you to kill Batman, the Dark Knight. Could you do it?

There's no catches or twists here. He simply has ordered you to kill Batman, and there will be no repercussions from God, only from the Caped Crusader when you fail.

In this scenario, you know for a very fact that it is indeed God, and that it's non-negotiable; you're not hallucinating or dreaming, God has ordered you to kill Batman.

Could you kill Batman, or would you be beaten to a bloody pulp?

I-I guess I would try...

How would I kill a fictional character?

I most definitely would be beaten to a pulp. Unless I had some Venom then maybe.

I can't cause Batman is fake lol.

I suppose we're assuming Batman were a real person.

Well A, I don't believe God would DO that, but for fun...

"Um, God..Lord...Father? Gonna help me out here? Old broken believer here....big huge bad ass with weapons and body armor there...do I get Samson strength? I don't have MUCH hair, but I promise I won't cut it...

So what are we talking here? Is God gonna help out, or is this an act of faith, David and Goliath thing? Again, in fun, NO.

No.

Now waiting for a "if batman told you to kill god could you do it" thread

1. Get cancer.
2. Make a Wish foundation.
3. Ask to meet Bruce Wayne.
4. ???
5. Dead Batman.

I would try and fail most likely, so it doesn't matter really.

This is a funny question because Batman is above God. He is the god that God himself worships. There's a reason as to why Batman is actually called Bat-God and is referred to as TOATOAA (The One Above The One Above All).

He transcends omnipotence.

All hail Bat-God. All hail Lord Chew.

Long live the prep!

I'd do it even if he didn't tell me

bruce solos godverse

Hmmm no. Batman is good.

God is just asking out of jealousy because he can't be Batgod

So basically if God asked you to kill God?

Batman will ALWAYS win

No.

LOL this is ridiculous

If Batman Told You to Kill Someone, Would You Do It?

If God Told You to Kill Someone, Would You Do It?

what is going on here?

Well, he would break all the bones in my body, but I'd try, I guess.

I thought God considered suicide a cardinal sin.

I know right? lol

why would god ask me to kill himself?

A fictional character asking to kill another fictional character? Hmmm....

Fix'd, but this question is still equally ridiculous.

Somebody who knows what an atheist is.... I applaud you, honestly.

That's for you to say, not me. Bombing? Decapitation? Suffocation? Use your imagination.

The influx of shitposts have been pretty rampant on CV.

Long live the prep of Thanos. He will just outclass batman's prep even that is batgod.

Forreal? I will do it. Since that is fictional then I will just ask for help on DC's side to remove batman

I don't listen to imaginary voices anymore, they got me in trouble last time.

It's Bruce Wayne.

I'll do it without his request.

If Batgod tells you to kill him then you sure as hell try. It's obviously a part of his prep for something.

You know that Batman pretty much has plan to kill a god?

I would side with batman.

If Batman told you to kill God is what you mean...

Well then, yes.. I would.

How can you kill that which cannot be killed?

Hell no. I like living.

I'll just take a pen in my hand and start writing down:

" There he was standing right in front of me, with the gun in my hand, i slowly pulled the trigger, nervous as I knew what would happen if I missed(My only bullet) and BANG!!!, I closed my eyes as I couldn't dare see the act, I waited for a couple of seconds and after noticing that I'm not dead yet, I opened my eyes and there he was, lying on the floor covered in ink, and I knew the deed was done

(Comic character, made of ink, dyes by being blurred out)

Why would Batman ask me to kill Batman?

I would do it for a fist-bump and a Mars bar.

No excuse, just bumping.

If BatGod commands me to do so then I shall do it. I cannot deny God's commands.

Could I?

Would our heavenly father do that? No. Batmans a good guy. God would most likely be on his side.

I can't interact with 2 fictional characters