If Billy Mays Told You to Kill Someone, Would You Do It?

Let's say Billy Mays himself descends from the heavens before your very eyes, and for no particular reason he commands you to kill someone. An innocent person. Would you do it?

There's no catches or twists here. He simply wants you to kill someone, and that's all there is to it.

In this scenario, you know for a very fact that it is indeed Billy Mays, and that it's not Anthony Sullivan, and you're not hallucinating or dreaming.

Would you obey Billy Mays or disobey him?

nope

As long as he asks me to in the same way he'd advertise a product, then sure.

But why?

STOP WITH THESE THREADS! The God one made sense, but BILLY MAYES???

BUT WAIT THERES MORE. CALL NOW AND I'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER FOR JUST $19.99!

Is it for $19.99?

What the hell dude?

@depinhom: WHY AM I SHOUTING? BECAUSE SHAMPOW PICKS UP TWENTY SEVEN TIMES ITS WEIGHT IN KOOL-AID OR ORANGE JUICE. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S KOOL-AID OR ORANGE JUICE. BUT I'M NOT DONE YET.

smh

Just felt like posting this. :P

Yes.

As for the OP, this one is for you. :P

I assume "kill" is a code word for sell some Oxiclean for just $19.99 or with just two easy payments of $10.00? Yes, I think I'd at least try. I'm not a salesman, or good at convincing people to do stuff. But I think I can at least try to kill someone.

You're damn right I would

Wait, he died?!?

Who?

This man knows

@xlr87t3: Yes, several years ago i might add.

@xlr87t3: 2009

I must be living under a rock then because I never knew he died!

Um ...yeah??!!!