How Would You Improve: United States of America
Nuke Florida?
That's a good start!
Nuke Florida?
I like the way you think, son.
Throwing Hillary Clinton in prison, electing Donald trump, making all drugs illegal, observing and respecting the Constitution . . . That's just to name a few . . .
I hope your one of those who doesn't consider marijuana a drug.
@depinhom: @killerforhire: I've not been to the US once so I'm just going off of what I've heard but I'm sure there's gotta be a reason why people hate it. A few of my friends have been to Orlando and enjoyed it but I guess they only stayed for a few days rather than having to live there.
@thedandyman: It's really hot for one thing. Like all the time, and yet it rains like once a day. And when it rains, it like REALLY rains. My family goes on trips there like every summer basically, and I just don't enjoy it. Maybe I just hate Florida because of bad experiences.
@superguyofsteel: We can put Disney World in a nuclear shelter, Micky Mouse isn't getting blown up under my watch.
@depinhom: Urg sounds awful, bein from the UK I complain about the weather a lot so Florida is probably a no-go zone for me.
Shut down the Internet, force rich people to pay even more taxes, Stop people from aging past 80, illegalize drugs, legalize labor slavery, tear down abandoned buildings and turn them back into trees and plants, force people to carpool, increase minimal wage. All this will happen for one day until Americans will start a revolution against my regime lol.
By banning muslims, deporting all the mexicans, and putting blacks back in their place.
that was sarcasm.
Change elections system to instant-runoff. Move to public financing of elections and get rid of Citizens United. Get rid of partisan districting. Legalize drugs.
Enforce the damn Constitution, and stop politicians from making BS laws trying to circumvent it. Laws to better enforce the Constitution are great, but those that try to let politicians do what they'd RATHER do is a big part of what is wrong with our country. If it's something that is important enough to make such a large change then it will be important enough to pass a Constitutional amendment, if it's NOT then follow the damn document we're founded on, and have amended when it's needed to be.
Example of a good amendment enforcing law: The Miranda law to better enforce the 4th, 5th, and 6th amendments.
Example of a bad amendment circumvention law (or attempt thereof): The attempts to make laws to curb the 1st amendment such as trying to make "hate" speech a crime.
Police reform and an increase in accountability. Pretty self-explanatory.
Legalizing weed for recreational purposes in all 50 states, and releasing inmates that were convicted for offenses related to marijuana. It generates revenue and creates jobs. Colorado says hi.
Make the medical and pharmaceutical industries focus on curing the sick, rather than making customers off of treatment programs.
Prison reform. Focus on rehabilitation (so less people are getting sent back to prison) and end mass incarceration (which costs way too much money). Major violent crimes involving murder should still get the death penalty, though. I shouldn't have to pay tax dollars to keep a murderer behind bars, feed him, give him healthcare and give him bed when there are homeless people living in the streets with none of those things. This is also includes taking the power away from the wealthy folks investing in the prison industrial complex. Prisons should be completely controlled by state and/or federal government.
Put stricter regulations on government assistance, since there are too many people milking tax dollars. Things like welfare and food-stamps should really only be for the physically disabled. Able-bodied individuals should be working or coming up with a plan to get a steady career. If people are down on hard times, government assistance should only be temporary or until they are able to get back on their feet. This also includes unemployment. There are millions of people taking advantage of these programs while being lazy and not looking for work while racking up thousands of dollars in tax returns at the same time. I don't like that shit.
Banks should be more generous with business loans. More people, specifically minorities, should own businesses, especially in low-income areas in order to build wealth. This helps clean up low-income neighborhoods and their schools and can circumvent gentrification.
Large corporations must pay taxes too, rather than hoarding trillions of dollars in accounts overseas. Doing this would end the national deficit, significantly reduce (if not end) homelessness, provide free college tuition, and still have billions of dollars to spare.
Cut military spending. We spend more money on our military than another country in the world.
Wall Street needs to stop robbing the public.
That's all for now.
Making being atheist, Christian, and Muslim illegal. Make every one join the New World Order, and worship pyramids every Tuesday (which is when tacos will be served). Erect a statue of Goku where the Statue of Liberty use to be. Increase the amount of pay that woman receive. Replace the America flag with a rainbow one with Goku on it.
- Remove some money from the military budget.
- Tax all churches.
- Put money towards education and healthcare. Those things need to be more affordable and our education system could use a rebuild.
- Release these people locked up for nonviolent marijuana charges.
- Increase penalties for murder, rape, domestic violence and animal abuse. No exceptions based on social status.
- Legalize marijuana across all states and encourage medicinal research.
That's a start.
- Tax all churches.
I like this one. Too many churches out there raking in millions and not being taxed.
- Tax all churches.
I like this one. Too many churches out there raking in millions and not being taxed.
Taxing churches?? What? rofl
I would start by reinforcing the constitution, fire the entire government and start over, reform the media, start making things in the USA again etc... that would only just scratch the surface of what we need to fix in this country.
Yes, taxing churches. In spite of what anyone wants to believe, religion in this country is a business, making millions off of tithes and offerings. Churches should be taxed like all other businesses, or at least, invest in their communities or something rather than having the heads of these churches pocket that money and buy nice things for themselves.
I like this, although it is a bit too ideal.
1) Illegalize the production and distribution of animal products.
2) Legalize heroin and cocaine.
3) Revel in the shock and outrage.
@static_shock: True many churches do make alot off of tithes and offerings, though not all of them, and imo therein lies the problem with greedy people taking advantage of others, they vex me. And yeah, a reformation of the media would be to ideal, LOL
1) Tax churches and all religious organizations
2) Stop massive influx of immagrants who's ideals and culture is fundimentally incompatible with western values
3) I dont like your guy's constitution, but for public support I would have to follow it. So mabye actually follow it
4) Declare both the KKK and BLM terrorist groups
5) Legalize Marijuana and release all those arrested for nonviolent drug charges
6) Reform the legal system and the electorate. Specifically to stop certain biases held towards different genders in different areas of laws and make the peoples vote actually count for more (SERIOUSLY your guy's election system is messed)
8) More programs to help break the povetry cycle.
9) Make cops responsible for their actions. Body cams if neccecary but hopefully not.
10) Gender equality in the workplace. Equality of oppertunity though, not equality of outcome
11) No more allying with the middle eastern dictatorships. Too barbaric.
12) Crooked politicans get put in jail. End of story
Elect Kim Jong-il
Nuke China
Nuke the Middle East
Close down porn sites and make government run ones
Expand the death penalty for most crimes
Nuke Japan again
Fund nationalist parties in Europe
Start apartheid in South Africa again
Invade South Korea
Ban music
Ban comics
Put security cams everywhere
Build a wall around Florida
One party system
etc, etc.
@sophia89 said:
Nuke Florida?
They won't feel it. Have you ever been there during the summer, a nuke would feel like a cool breeze.
Just sell Florida to Cuba, nothing would change, but at least we'd make a buck out of it.
1) Tax churches and all religious organizations
2) Stop massive influx of immagrants who's ideals and culture is fundimentally incompatible with western values
3) I dont like your guy's constitution, but for public support I would have to follow it. So mabye actually follow it
4) Declare both the KKK and BLM terrorist groups
5) Legalize Marijuana and release all those arrested for nonviolent drug charges
6) Reform the legal system and the electorate. Specifically to stop certain biases held towards different genders in different areas of laws and make the peoples vote actually count for more (SERIOUSLY your guy's election system is messed)
8) More programs to help break the povetry cycle.
9) Make cops responsible for their actions. Body cams if neccecary but hopefully not.
10) Gender equality in the workplace. Equality of oppertunity though, not equality of outcome
11) No more allying with the middle eastern dictatorships. Too barbaric.
12) Crooked politicans get put in jail. End of story
Just out of curiosity...what is it about our Constitution you don't like?
Universal Basic Income.
This is actually an interesting idea, but I think it needs to be studied more. Ideally you'd have a state try it out as a test and see how it goes. But I dont see it happening.
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