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#1451 Posted by OmgOmgWtfWtf (7475 posts) - - Show Bio

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#1452 Posted by KingOfAsh (3935 posts) - - Show Bio
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#1453 Posted by ThatGuyWithHeadPhones (18520 posts) - - Show Bio

Have Zodd handle you

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#1454 Posted by TifaLockhart (17655 posts) - - Show Bio

Thunder shock.

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#1455 Edited by waezi2 (17044 posts) - - Show Bio

I will use science!!!

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#1457 Posted by KingOfAsh (3935 posts) - - Show Bio

I deleted them

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#1458 Posted by Celestialseed (100 posts) - - Show Bio

Shoot metallic feathers tipped with poison.

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#1459 Edited by 14NC3 (2073 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll have black widow and hawkeye attack from long range with explosives, gunfire etc. Iron man will go airbourne blasting archangel with repulsers and rockets. When angel falls down to the floor hulk comes in and smashes him to pieces. Captain america just stands there feeling useless.

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#1460 Posted by Veshark (9458 posts) - - Show Bio

Burn their comic.

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#1461 Posted by Referee (10787 posts) - - Show Bio

Remind him of this...

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#1462 Posted by HBKTimHBK (5730 posts) - - Show Bio

Just hit him with a soccer ball or something of the sort

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#1463 Posted by spidermonkey2099 (641 posts) - - Show Bio

One of four things: stake through the heart, beheading, get him in direct sunlight, or shove him into the nearest hell dimension. Whichever is the most convenient at the time.

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#1464 Edited by KingOfAsh (3935 posts) - - Show Bio

How would you like to be stabbed in the eye?

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#1465 Posted by GrandSymbiote94 (12282 posts) - - Show Bio

Cut his neck. :/

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#1466 Posted by Pwok21 (2464 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd send all of the swords in my collection flying through your body at varied angles, then I would wrap your body in chains to ensure that my Enuma Elish disintegrates your body for daring to oppose the one true King of this world.

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#1467 Posted by Referee (10787 posts) - - Show Bio

With the Jim Halpert technique

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#1468 Edited by zero_00 (105 posts) - - Show Bio

Blow his head off

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#1469 Edited by Referee (10787 posts) - - Show Bio

Run you over with a garbage truck, Several times.

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#1470 Posted by dodi (146 posts) - - Show Bio

Shoot him with an Intervention-Then laugh about it

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#1471 Posted by LimpoyzLoan (1692 posts) - - Show Bio

Take away you're COD games >:)

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#1472 Edited by KingOfAsh (3935 posts) - - Show Bio

Break his head open and boil his brains

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#1473 Posted by Referee (10787 posts) - - Show Bio

Slam him in the face with a two by four and break what's left of his face.

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#1474 Posted by dadivineking (41706 posts) - - Show Bio

lol I'm laughing to hard at the av to defeate it =D

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#1475 Edited by Dark_Vengeance_ (15330 posts) - - Show Bio

Punch.

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#1476 Posted by dadivineking (41706 posts) - - Show Bio

Drain his life force.

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#1477 Edited by Betatesthighlander1 (7728 posts) - - Show Bio

throw a rock at him

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#1478 Posted by KingOfAsh (3935 posts) - - Show Bio

Vaporise him

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#1479 Posted by Ninjablade09 (3255 posts) - - Show Bio

Tell your mom and make her ground you for life.

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#1480 Posted by The Stegman (34844 posts) - - Show Bio

Rip up his diploma and steal his body.

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#1481 Posted by KingOfAsh (3935 posts) - - Show Bio

Turn him into bread and make it pour rain, then teleport his remains to a duck pond

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#1482 Edited by AonoSawada (192 posts) - - Show Bio

Throw in Hell fire.

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#1483 Edited by nickthedevil (14901 posts) - - Show Bio

Exterminate!

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#1484 Posted by Referee (10787 posts) - - Show Bio

Feed him to the Sharks

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#1485 Edited by 18hunt (3337 posts) - - Show Bio

Explode

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#1486 Posted by ThatGuyWithHeadPhones (18520 posts) - - Show Bio

Send WB Hulk to handle him

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#1487 Posted by mk111 (3148 posts) - - Show Bio

Choke him.

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#1488 Posted by KingOfAsh (3935 posts) - - Show Bio

Teleport him several km into the sky, then watch him fall

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#1489 Posted by KingOfAsh (3935 posts) - - Show Bio

I feel like giving this topic a bump.

No way I'll tell you how to defeat me! If I can be defeated...

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#1490 Edited by Glitch_Spawn (17179 posts) - - Show Bio

A mirror.

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#1491 Edited by Glitch_Spawn (17179 posts) - - Show Bio

@referee said:

Remind him of this...

I laughed so hard at this lol.

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#1492 Posted by KingOfAsh (3935 posts) - - Show Bio

Transform his face into a singularity

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#1493 Posted by PartialSanity (460 posts) - - Show Bio

Dip him in a container of liquid nitrogen but only halfway to his calves. Put him back on the floor, where I would tell him that he's free to leave but only if he can outrun my rabid pack of dogs. It would be fun to see him try.

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#1494 Posted by russellmania77 (17603 posts) - - Show Bio

Batkick him

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#1495 Posted by KingOfAsh (3935 posts) - - Show Bio

Break him

Dip him in a container of liquid nitrogen but only halfway to his calves. Put him back on the floor, where I would tell him that he's free to leave but only if he can outrun my rabid pack of dogs. It would be fun to see him try.

You must really hate your dogs. :)

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#1496 Edited by SideburnGuru (1364 posts) - - Show Bio

Would have someone give him a note, that after he killed me in a previous thread after dating his daughter, I already had a good time with her. And that she was pregnant with my child.

Suicide from humiliation, baby. That's an inside joke. @kingofash

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#1497 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17179 posts) - - Show Bio

Via Morrissey Records.

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#1498 Edited by KingOfAsh (3935 posts) - - Show Bio

Take the rage from SideburnGuru's actions out on you. It'll be nasty, believe me.

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#1499 Edited by SideburnGuru (1364 posts) - - Show Bio

@glitch_spawn said:

Via Morrissey Records.

Ouch. For that, you're getting taken out Via Black Veil Brides. In your funeral, you're also getting Black Fail Brides played. You're also getting buried with an I-Pod that only plays Black Fail Brides, and it will play forever.

@kingofash
Thanks for interrupting my attack. For that, you're just getting put into a brony convention with a shirt that shows one of the ponies getting strangled.

Enjoy the stentch.

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#1500 Edited by Glitch_Spawn (17179 posts) - - Show Bio

@glitch_spawn said:

Via Morrissey Records.

Ouch. For that, you're getting taken out Via Black Veil Brides. In your funeral, you're also getting Black Fail Brides played. You're also getting buried with an I-Pod that only plays Black Fail Brides, and it will play forever.

Well played friend.