Funny scenario's that you can make up

What if theme music played for everything you do? (ex: "Eye of the Tiger" played whenever you exerted yourself physically)

Final Arrow says:

"What if you went for a p!ss and realised you where a girl !"

HAHAHHAHA, that'd be funny!

What if you walked outside your house, and realised you were in the middle of the civil war!

Charmcaster says:

"Final Arrow says:

"What if you went for a p!ss and realised you where a girl !"

HAHAHHAHA, that'd be funny!

What if you walked outside your house, and realised you were in the middle of the civil war!"

O.O

/CG

What if you saw your 80 year old grandma at the hottest nightclub, dancing to Soulja boy, drinking a Banana Banshee and dancing along side your your family doctor??

What if your mom was Mike Tyson's sparring partner in 1987?

TheCleverGuy says:

"Angelic Reaper says:

"What if you saw your 80 year old grandma at the hottest nightclub, dancing to Soulja boy, drinking a Banana Banshee and dancing along side your your family doctor?? "

I'd tell myself it was only a nightmare and eventually end up with a multiple personality disorder. xP

/CG"

lol XD

Angelic Reaper says:

"What if you saw your 80 year old grandma at the hottest nightclub, dancing to Soulja boy, drinking a Banana Banshee and dancing along side your your family doctor?? "

I'd tell myself it was only a nightmare and eventually end up with a multiple personality disorder. xP

/CG

relized the flintstones watched us like we were primitive

Vlad Tepes Dracula says:

"Imagine someone shoots you in the spine you happen to survive and are paralyzed and u get raped by scooby-doo!
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O_O

Sha says:

"relized the flintstones watched us like we were primitive"

What about that? It's so true LOL :P

/CG

Imagine someone shoots you in the spine you happen to survive and are paralyzed and u get raped by scooby-doo!
Post Edited:2008-04-11 14:13:00

Angelic Reaper says:

"Vlad Tepes Dracula says:

"Imagine someone shoots you in the spine you happen to survive and are paralyzed and u get raped by scooby-doo!
Post Edited:2008-04-11 14:13:00"

O_O

"

yeah...

Vlad Tepes Dracula says:

"Angelic Reaper says:

"Vlad Tepes Dracula says:

"Imagine someone shoots you in the spine you happen to survive and are paralyzed and u get raped by scooby-doo!
Post Edited:2008-04-11 14:13:00"

O_O

"

yeah..."

The word "Unlikely" just doesn't cover it... LOL :P

/CG

TheCleverGuy says:

"Vlad Tepes Dracula says:

"Angelic Reaper says:

"Vlad Tepes Dracula says:

"Imagine someone shoots you in the spine you happen to survive and are paralyzed and u get raped by scooby-doo!
Post Edited:2008-04-11 14:13:00"

O_O

"

yeah..."

The word "Unlikely" just doesn't cover it... LOL :P

/CG"

Hey you wanted weird ass scenario's and i gave them too you :P

you find out rats actually are lactose intolrant

Sha says:

"what if roaches drank raid"

That would be crazy, and the biggest "screw you" I have ever seen!

What if you were walking down the hall of your house to find a giant mutant Roach standing waiting for you. It was wearing one of your favorite shirts while holding onto one of your most favorite things. It tilt its head to the side and it said 'So what are we going to do TONIGHT?'

ok lame I know but thats the only thing I could come up with right now...

what if roaches drank raid

What if your dad had a genetic disease that stopped him from growing pubic hair and caused him to have enormous dinner plate nipples?

As soon as you started high school, you showed the same symptoms?

What if you got up in the morning and as you walked downstairs, a clone of you was eating at the table with your family. You walk in there and everyone thinks that you are the clone. They beat you up and throw you outside. Then your clone comes outside and engulfs you whole.

Sha says:

"what if roaches drank raid"

I would be like... 'Ohhhh snap.... I'm so screwed....' and then run like the little girl I am and cry.

What if you walked outside and Joan Rivers was sweeping your driveway in a 2 piece thong bikini

WHAT IF... the pest breaks out again the people go crazy a meth amphetamine lab starts to burn and goes into the local river, the animals start drinking from it and get totally psyched on speed and LSD and start chewing down all the people and the whole world turns into a flaming ball of gaseous shit!

What if Olive Oil caught Popeye the Sailor cheating on her with Wilma from The Flintstones ?

What if.....

Phyliss Deller streaked through Times Square?

What if you find your self in heaven, but standing in front of the Golden Gates stands all the ants,crickets, spiders, flies you ever killed. They are all life sized, and they all know Ta Kwon Do. And to get into Heaven you have to fight you way through

What if you go into a 7-11 you see hot dog signs sprayed across the store and blood stains. You turn the corner and witness the clerk getting anal raped by the Hot Dog vendor from across the street. He turns and say "You want to get in on this??"

Oh my...

Charmcaster says:

"Jax says:

"What if you were this guy?

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What

Imagine this...Richard Simmons, Oprah. Micheal Jackson, and Paris HIlton are the Illuminati

What if you were this guy?

Jax says:

"What if you were this guy?

GOD DAMMIT!

Onyx says:

"Imagine this...Richard Simmons, Oprah. Micheal Jackson, and Paris HIlton are the Illuminati"

O.O We would be so dead if not Oprah had not been in that group... LOL xP

/CG

Imagine you wake up one morning and you roll over and Mike Tyson says thanks for last night so you roll over the other way and a sheep says Baa, Then a darwf clmibs up kisses you and walks out!

@Arrow lol

Final Arrow or Last Arrow suddenly turning to First Arrow or Beggining Arrow

WHAT IF... you catch your mom getting raped by your dog... and then your dad joins in... and rapes the dog?

Final Arrow says:

"Imagine you wake up one morning and you roll over and Mike Tyson says thanks for last night so you roll over the other way and a sheep says Baa, Then a darwf clmibs up kisses you and walks out!"

Darth Erebos says:

"WHAT IF... you catch your mom getting raped by your dog... and then your dad joins in... and rapes the dog?"

Wow that was kinda deep lol

yup

What if you spoke a few words in another language and someone else spoke something else in the same language?

What if you started getting 1% bigger every passing minute.

Batman walks up to you in a bowling alley and proceeds to smile while he pulls this out of his utility belt:

What if Chuck Norris met the Adam West Batman?