O_o - My boyfriend or girlfriend just tried to give me a Pirate and now I am having difficulty typing on the computer, please excuse my grammar and spelling errors.
V_V - I am a middle aged man, and my once mantastic pecs, are now heading south towards my belt line. Please give me a hug and make me feel better.
(T_T) - I have an eye infection and my eyes are expelling copious amounts of blood dripping down my face.
☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ - I am an 11 boy living in North Korea pretending to be a 19 girl from Italy. I am so cute and lovable, adore me for the sake of glorious leader Kim Jong-il!
:P - My tongue is hanging out my mouth. Its a genetic condition. So She Hulk and Hulk as lovers eh? Hotter than Supergirl and Superman as lovers?
>.> - I would like to play "softball" with you... you be the catcher... and I'll be the pitcher...
<.< - I would like to play "softball" with you... I want to be the catcher, and I want you to be the pitcher...
O_O - I am a girl or a boy under 8, and what you have said has robbed me of my purity and innocence. Expect a youtube video rant directed at you soon and a PM from my dad. Kthnxbye.
=D - Hey man, I am so happy man, I want you to be happy man, I feel all sweaty and happy man, let me take my shirt off. Ah, much better. Hey, uhm, you got any Harry Potter or Mutant Growth Hormone?
XD - Jajajajajajajajaja
\.|./_(^_^)_\.|./ - I like to rock out, with my c--- out, at Ozzy Osbourne and Dimmu Borgir concerts. I tried to at an Emilie Autumn concert, but her Muffins and Plaque Rats accosted me.
:-) - I hate you, but I don't want people to think I am a jerk or unfriendly, so I'll insult your mother and disagree with everything you say, but If I smile at you, you can't get angry at me, you tosser.
;-) - Hey baby, why don't you you PM me with your skype address so I can give you an in depth review of Dick... Greyson... and maybe you can Web Up my Black Cat and then Rulk my Void? ;-)
=D-------------------d - I just spat the letter P out my mouth and its hanging to my mouth still with a line of drool. I am the coolest guy in the world.
^_~ - My IQ is over 9000, you ignoramus, I know more about everything including yourself, more than you do. Feel honored I decided to educate you, but I doubt you realized I just mocked you in Swahili.
<-(。◕ ‿ ◕。)-> - I wanna glomp and giz U R cheezeburgers my bestie internetz friends. Hee hee lawlz, you win. Let me sqeeuze you. I want to marry you and have your babies!
d(^_^)b - I have big ears. You know what they say about guys with big ears right? We require big ear phones. O_O
(>'_')> - I is going to use the internet to find out where you live, and then hide outside your bushes and then run after you when you go for your morning run.
(*^.^*) - I has a skin condition. I live in a bubble with no outside communication. I met you yesterday, but already you are my best friend. I have to go apply skin to my flesh now.
>,< - That Bendis comic has given my constipation, and I am posting this from the little mens room.
>_< - That Jeph Loeb comic gave me hardcore diarrhea, I am posting from the bathroom again. Rulk? WTF?
\m/ ^_^ \m/ - THUNDER! NA NA NA NAH NA NA NAH NAH THUNDER!
( ^∀^)- I am the real BTK killer, but I also eat people. You better hope I don't find out where you liiive. Heehee just jokes. No seriously...
(-_-') - Your continued attempts at trolling are lame and dumb, and bother me to know end, and am making me consider Unfollowing you SC. (T_T)
┌∩┐ (●^o^●)┌∩┐- I have eaten all my fingers except my middle ones. Now I wave my hands at you non offensively whilst imagining how many calories you are.
( ̄ー ̄)- I am Snorlax. Nah heh heh I am just someone's ripped off face.
(V) !_! (V) - I have crabs, but I promise they don't bite much.
(^_^ )<333 - Bro, bro, bro, someone stabbed my ear with an ice cream bro. Get it out please.
(¬▂¬) - Finn the Human without Jake the Dog
ヾ(●ω●)ノ - Jake the Dog without Finn the Human
U^ェ^U - Jake the Dog after Finn the Human succumbed to prostate cancer.
=’①。①’= - Cake.
o_o_O_O_o_o = Living Tribunal (CATPANEXE invented this one)
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