Thanck you, have a horrible Halloween,
I wish i was a telepath.
Corrupt the wish
The Easter Bunny pegs you with a sniper shot.
I wish Billy Mays was still alive.
You get Namor's tiny gay ankle wings.
I wish Avatar: The Last Airbender had more episodes.
Your power has the unintentional effect of turning corpses into flesh-eating zombies.
I wish I had some chap stick.
You can't turn your bullet timing off and the rest of your life goes by in mind-numbingly slow motion.
I wish I could punch through walls.
you lack the intelligence to properly use this perfection
I wish I had all the powers of the Worldbreaker Hulk, Could control my strength, Didn't kill anyone unless they're like Doomsday or need to be, and could control all the abilites and have Bruce Banner Like intelligence
You have to pay an arm and a leg to find clothes, a house, a car, pencils, keyboards, ect that fit your body size.
I wish I had the power to jump really high.
Your curiosity gets the better of you and you travel back in time to before the birth of reality and you cease to exist.
I wish that I never have a wish come true.
It includes even mild desires, resulting in only the things you don't want to happen happening.
I wish I could tell the difference between butter and I can't believe it's not butter.
You take a new pill freshly approved by the f.d.a to tell the difference between butter. Unfortunately you're in the 1% percentile of users that lose all their taste buds as a side effect.
I wish for a magical blazer that gives me lazer eyes on Tuesday's and Thursday's
After a full day of an indestructible super speed/black&green flame fueled demon murder spree you put the glasses down in your passenger seat of your car and go to pick up your best friend, who then in turn proceeds to not look before he leaps into your car and crushes your sunglasses with his stupid indestructible crushing butt
I wish for a good wholesome moral compass
You realize that you can only spell words correctly in japanese causing you much turmoil because you still don't understand the language
I wish for the ability to make everyone in the worlds farts to smell like old spice deodorant
The world has no yin to it's yang anymore, no injustice and Lies to it's Justice and truth and everyone gets super bored and lame and gets good at scrabble, meanwhile you can't find anything good on tv
I wish I had a moon base
You get stuck in your hawk transformation and can't turn back ( bonus to knowing what old school book I'm referencing)
I wish I had someone make me breakfast right now
Your staff is made up of Ultron l.M.D's and you get murdered for being fleshly and made of meat
I wish I could have superman's powers and none of his weaknesses
you have no control of the power and end up flying threw the sun and into deep space (not sure if that would actually hurt you)
@Tyler Starke said:
" After a full day of an indestructible super speed/black&green flame fueled demon murder spree you put the glasses down in your passenger seat of your car and go to pick up your best friend, who then in turn proceeds to not look before he leaps into your car and crushes your sunglasses with his stupid indestructible crushing butt I wish for a good wholesome moral compass "i wish my friends butt didn't smash my glasses
@CDviper said:
No kidding I've lost about five pairs that wayi wish my friends butt didn't smash my glasses "
I wish to have a trampoline made of lava
Matt Fraction makes you forcibly insert *Blank* up your *Blank* until you renounce technology
I wish I had a house made out of super models
The US government sees you as a threat to national security and imprisons you.
I wish I could burp the ABC's.
The day after you own the united states of america's government, John Booth is resurrected and Sic Semper Tryannis's your a$$
I wish I could direct my very own motion picture with a script and actors of my own choosing and an unlimited budget
Every movie reviewer in the country would say it's absolutely the very worst movie they have ever seen.
I wish Chuck Norris wasn't real.
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