Corrupt the wish

" @Theodore said:

" I wish to be 100 feet tall. "

You are 100 feet tall, but your bones are not strong enough to support your body mass, and you implode under your own weight.  I wish I had telepathy. "

I wish I could fly.

@MrDirector786: You can't breath at high altitudes or speeds.

I wish I read people's minds.

Unable to eat the building size sundae fast you sink below the melting ice cream.
 
I wish for cheese.

One of the penguins betrays and kills you and takes over the army
 
I wish for a pencil

Your pencil gives you a splinter and you die of a staff infection.

I wish for my johnson to be two inches longer.

A two inch wart grows on the tip of your Johnson
 
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye

Granted, However your new socks are.........................itchy
 
I wish for a harvested rye field. HA, that'll teach that rye to F#($ with me.

Granted, but you gain your new muscles from steroid abuse. You know have a shrunken crotch and man titties.
 
I wish for a lucky rabbits foot.

" Granted, but you gain your new muscles from steroid abuse. You know have a shrunken crotch and man titties.  I wish for a lucky rabbits foot. "

" @burr787 said:

" Granted, but you gain your new muscles from steroid abuse. You know have a shrunken crotch and man titties.  I wish for a lucky rabbits foot. "

Granted, but the foot came from this rabbit's son and he comes after you for revenge.
 
 

   I wish for a cherry flavoured strawberry. "

LOVE THIS GAME
 
your turned into a playable figure in the game doomed to be played by others for eternity 
 
i wish i had clean clothes ;>

Your black clothes get bleached by accident. 
 
I wish i had a PS3

The PS3 blows up
 
I wish I had socks

" LOVE THIS GAME  your turned into a playable figure in the game doomed to be played by others for eternity   i wish i had clean clothes ;> "

Your socks get holes in them 
 
I wish i had found the droids i was looking for.

Not enough money
 
I wish i had super speed.

you also have super aging
dead in 20 minutes
 
i wish i had super intelligence(more then i have now anyway)

Brain overloads, you'r head explodes.
 
I wish i could have a chocolate ice cream cake.

you are lactose intolerant, you have horrible stomach problems
 
i wish i had unlimited money, and a personal, perfectly loyal army of highly trained bodyguards

Your money is monopoly money, and you bodyguards are mentally-challenged pelicans.

I wish spring break was a month long.

You lose it all on gambling
 
I wish I had a mood ring

Mood ring controls YOUR mood 
 
I wish i had a peanut

You'r peanut get eaten by a squirrel
 
I wish Spiderman was real.

He mistakes you for Venom and webs you up to a satellite that's about to be launched.
 
 
I wish I could breath through my fingertips.

that puppy grows up to be a mutant puppy... and he eats u alive
 
i wish i was invisible

" @Yung ANcient One: Since your eyes would be invisible like the rest of your body, light waves would pass straight through them and you would be blind.  I wish Captain America was president. "

" @Yaujtapool: Mutants take their cue from Magneto and exterminate the human race.  I wish I had Stilt-Man's armor. "

 @spiderpigbart said:

" @Power NeXus: Over several years of not doing it, you end up on the streets and get hit by a car.  It's ironic, because it's your favorite kind of car that kills you  I wish I could make an uncorruptable wish. "

An even more powerful being comes and outstages you.
 
I wish i was Batmans best friend.

the joker kills you
 
i wish i had a laptop with a battery that never ran out

the battery explodes upon activation  
 
i wish i were an oscar miner weiner 

You're turned into the weiner of a coal miner name Oscar.  
 
 
 
I wish you a merry Christmas.