Corrupt the wish

Granted, but you always do half the homework you are given.

I wish for some orange juice.

I wish someone WOULD NOT participate in this thread

But someone clicks the link not knowing that it was part of the wish. Whachu gunna du new?

I wish I had the ability to custom design any costume/suit I will, to the point where it looks on par with what is the original, or even better.

Granted, but the costume is so popular someone breaks into your house and steals it along with everything you know.

I wish I could read more good Batman comics

@doctorxander said:

So? I'll make more.

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Granted, but the writers consider themselves failures and everyone is sympathetic to them besides you, who is saying their work is pretty good; in a way, you are demeaning the writers. Everyone thinks you're a jerk.

I wish I could use the flame shield from Sonic whenever I go online and not get grilled by users.

Anyone?

It appears this wish is in-corruptible. I suppose I win this game.

Faaaaalse. Granted, but you need to use super sonic to win the internet, but you can't ever get enough rings to activate it.

I wish Civil War and BvS weren't both coming out this year so they could be considered for their own merits instead of the inevitable comparing they're gonna get.

One of the movie's hype lessens. More footage with spoilers gets released to keep the hype flame alive. Many fans hated it because of spoilers.

I wish @neon_leon would participate in this thread and post a Kingdom Hearts song in the mentioned thread.

He might do it, but I post it first.

I wish that Gorillas could learn to speak.

Damn it!

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Granted, but they're always quiet around you.

I wish I could choose what game character I sound like whenever I jumped (Mario, Sonic, Mega Man, etc.).

Granted, but you get a different random character's attack sound effect every time you punch someone, so you can never really have an epic fight.

I wish this wish was ambiguous, and could give me something good.

Wish granted. It gives you your favorite food everyday for breakfast. However, one day that food has food poisoning and kills you.

I wish that nothing bad happened to me ever, and only good came upon me.

Granted. Your life is now boring. Sorry you made such an uninformed wish.

I wish that every time I had bacon, it was cooked perfectly, with no change in the frequency of my bacon consumption.

Granted, but it's so perfect, that you are naturally compelled to eat more bacon than usual, you either get obese or have a heart condition.

I wish I had a backpack that could pull out whatever I wanted, no matter the physical abnormalities. This bag looks like a regular backpack to everyone, and they never get suspicious when I retrieve something from it.

@gamejutsu: Granted, but it's too heavy to take anywhere.

I wish I had the same powers as Killgrave.

Granted, but sooner or later, someone who knows who you are and what you can do is gonna kill you before you can speak.

I wish for a brand new working current gen phone.

@neon_leon: Granted, it explodes in your hand, taking some fingers with it.

I wish for Gundams to exist and produce a massive world war (I want to see how someone can corrupt this)

Granted, but the cool ones die first, and the war highlights quickly become boring.

I wish I could stop forgetting to add a wish.

You remember to add wishes 100% of the time, but every wish you add is incredibly racist and after only a few posts in this thread you end up getting banned.

I wish for a corgi shepherd.

Granted, but it has worms.

I wish that people would realize that literally all monsters are to be destroyed, especially the ones that live under a mountain.

People realize that, but that does not mean that they are able to kill most of them.

I wish I had the water shield from Sonic whenever I went online to douse flame wars.

Granted, but I casually toss a coconut at it, and it breaks.

I wish all skeleton-kind would fall apart.

you become a demon

i wish wasn't broke

Granted, but now people mooch off of your money.

I wish my Tigger collection was larger.

Granted. You have so much memorabilia you have to live on your veranda. And then your home burns down.

I wish my computer would stop crashing

Granted. You keep it at home.

I wish all clickbait delivered on their claims.

Granted, but now they only talk about vulgar stuff.

I wish sleep was easier.

It's too easy. You now roam the nights to look for a challenge.

I wish I had a physical copy of my avatar, which is about the same size, and that I could use it to control time.

-__-

You would end up destroying the space/time continuum with your clumsiness

I wish I was slightly bigger

Granted. You now need to buy a whole new wardrobe. Hope you can afford that.

I wish Undertale wasn't spoiled for me.

Granted because it no longer exists.

I wish for a billion gillion dollars.

Granted. It comes from literally everyone else's money, so people just don't use money anymore, and don't care that you have it all.

I wish I was more energetic.

Granted. You ate plenty of sugary products for sugar rush, making you energetic, but giving you diabetes.

I wish someone would NOT bump this thread and participate in it.

It's a good thread though, probably, so people should bump it.

I wish that Ronald Reagan could come back from the dead and run for President.

Granted, but some nut kills him.

I wish my game console wasn't broken.

Your wish has been granted, but a soda/water spill ruins your gaming console.

I wish John F. Kennedy was never assassinated!

Granted, but he dies in a car crash.

I wish there was less weird in the world.

Everyone is completely homogeneous, but we're all douches.

I wish there were everlasting peace throughout space and time.

Granted; Everyone in the universe is deleted

I wish for the powers of superman!

Granted, you die from exposure to a kryptonian-like substance.

I wish I could travel to Mars.

Granted, but it's only a one way trip.

I wish for a delicious chocolate cake.

Granted, but it has too much sugar.

I wish we could resurrect JFK and have him run for president this year.

Granted, but he dies again

I wish Batman vs Superman was good.

Granted, but it's a got a huge, bloated budget even for films of its kind. When it comes to theatres, it bombs spectacularly, not only dooming the DCEU, but putting millions out of work, with Time Warner going under due to financial losses.

I wish, I wish, upon a fish that could make all foods delish!

I wish the person below me can tell who the character is below

@ultimate_knight said:

I wish the person below me can tell who the character is below

I know who he is, but I can only give you hints. Starts with a "T" and ends with an "A."

I wish the person below WOULD NOT participate in in this thread.

Okay, I just flagged the thread.

I wish I were dead.

Corrupted, you are a zombie.

I wish I had the power of Thanos.