Corrupt the wish

Granted, but it only looks beautiful. It tastes like the worst thing you've ever eaten.

I wish Nickzambuto liked MMA and shared my taste in music.

Granted, but in return you suddenly find yourself loving Dragon Ball Z.

I wish Savage House wasn't so cool.

Granted, but now everyone knows you live in San Diego and you get hunted down and killed.

I wish I didn't have scars.

Granted, instead you have bulbous, grotesque boils.

I wish all animes could be as excellent as Cory in The House.

Granted, but all the movies become absolutely horrible.

I wish for a cake.

granted, but the cake is designed like a dead cockroach

I wish everything was free

Granted, you can now get anything and ANYONE for free.

I wish to have the power to turn lead into gold.

Granted, but you need electricity to use your powers.

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted.

Granted, but your wish is really stupid, so you end up asking yourself why you even thought of it anyway.

I wish I could start random mlg parties at will.

Granted but there's freaking no one here to have one with...

No wish to corrupt, so you turn into a tree

I wish someone would share their opinion on how the fight will go in this thread.

Granted, but I don't care about how the fight will go.

I wish that there would never be another war.

Alright, granted, but then humanity destroys itself because of overpopulation and no war to control the population.

I wish I had reality warping powers.

Granted but you can't control them and end up removing them from yourself instantly.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but everything you wish instantly becomes true even if you only think about it for a moment.

I wish that nobody will post in this thread after me.

Granted, but then the game ends so it's instantly rebooted starting now.

I wish I knew how to make monky cheez.

Granted, but that knowledge comes at the cost of knowing how to breath.

I wish I had someone to drive for me.

@comicstooge: granted but every time you ask to be driven somewhere, the driver plays Russian roulette with a gun to your knee cap

http://www.rrrather.com/category/gross

wish the next person could click the link below and answer all the would you rather questions without skipping one

@hypnos0929: granted, but now I'm gonna find and brutally murder you.

I wish my crush became my girlfriend.

@toratorn: granted but a minute after she says yes she'll start giving head to every guy within a 4 block radius except for you

I wish the Saints Row game franchise was given more credit

@hypnos0929: granted, but the developers immedietaly delete all Saints Row contest cuz they go mad.

I wish all americans had dildos in their ass right now.

@penderor: granted, but they are 1 dimensional and are as small as atoms.

I wish the next guy who makes a wish becomes a millionaire

Fail.

Granted but the millions come out of your bank account.

I wish to be successful with my GED.

@nickzambuto: granted but you have to give a kill 1,000 new born children with your bare hands in order to get it.

I wish for world peace

REKT LOL.

=P

The world is now at peace...but only because every human was lobotomized

I wish I was God

@mutant_god: granted, but your the atheist god

I wish for an uncorruptible wish

Granted, but no one knows that. Everyone is spending so much time looking for a way to corrupt it, that all your friends and family are too busy to do anything to you, including a small talk.

I wish all clickbait was removed from the internet forever.

Granted but all the 'Hot Girls Nearby' come to your house and kill you for ruining their chances with online dating.

I wish could stop time when on the Internet.

Granted, but to stop time you have to sneeze.

I wish for a book that contained all the world secrets and knowledge.

Granted, but it's not in a language you can understand or ever hope to translate.

I wish I could move to academy city and meet this girl:

Granted, but everyone living there, including her, will despise you and spit you in the face on sight.

I wish nothing bad would ever happen in my life again.

@waavaisreal: Granted. The last bad thing that will ever happen in your life will be your death tomorrow.

I wish Mystletainn would haunt my dreams, and I don't mind if she kills or tortures me.

Granted, but after one dream she gets tired of you and in her place your worst nightmares appear.

I wish I would succeed at everything.

I don't have a worst nightmare. I have a low emotional re-activity (especially in dreams) and a high pain tolerance due to being in and out of the hospital. You can't corrupt this wish!

Granted... Completely. You succeed at everything. When I say everything I mean EVERYTHING! (there are plenty of things you DON"T want to succeed at)

I wish for oblivion.

But you're too good, and nothing ever has any variation besides you.

You become the envy of the century, and eventually decide that you'll stay indoor for majority of your life as to avoid learning new things to succeed at, your only human company being mostly online, through Skype, Facebook, etc.

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I wish I had the power to recreate the world, IN MY IMAGE!!!

@gamejutsu: You granted the wrong wish. You took too long writing your response so mine appeared before yours.

Granted. The entire universe becomes a single photograph and you get stuck in this new 2d Universe unable to move for all eternity.

I wish for you to not grant this wish.

Granted. Everyone in the world gets what they wish for, uncorrupted, and you just look ridiculous now for wasting yours.

I wish Jar Jar Binks had never existed.

Granted, but someone else, much worse, takes his place.

I wish I was happy with everything.

Granted. You are now a mentally impaired patient in a mental asylum stuck in his own imaginary world.

I wish to be able to use any superpower I want just by muttering the name backwards.

Granted, but you can never remember your name.

I wish @mudamudamuda would acknowledge Uzumaki superiority over Uchiha.

Granted. But the statement will only be valid on the first of April and everyone else on the planet, including Kishimoto, will disagree with the notion.

I wish for perfect Immortality, for all eternity.

Granted, but you live so long that you want to die. Then the heat death of the universe occurs and you're left alone in an endless void forever and ever.

I wish I was taller.

Granted, but for the rest of your life you will have back problems and bump into low hanging objects.

I wish I had real actual working Spider-man web shooters!

Granted. But you will never have access to any Web Fluid to charge them with.

I wish for the concept of egoism to stop existing.

Granted, now everyone is miserable because no one wants anything that will benefit themselves.

I wished that you wouldn't grant my wish. You did grant my wish therefore you failed at granting my wish.

I wish people in this thread understood the difference between twisting a wish, and adding negative parameters that have nothing to do with the wish itself.

Granted, I wish you would realize that no one cares.

I wish my exes didn't exist.

Granted, now you are a complete virgin who has never dated anyone his entire life.

I wish the next person who posts would change his avatar.

Granted, 1 pixel has been changed

I wish I could be bothered to do homework