Can't sleep, what now?

Been lying awake for the past two hours, too awake to sleep and too drowsy to do anything of substance.

How do I proceed?

Sleep is merely rest for the mind. If you're not tired, then you're not tired. It'll come to you.

Drink milk. Get off the computer screen an hour before you go to bed....Kind of contradictory since you are about to read this but, meh.

Start reading something, listen to asmr videos, drink NyQuil, or get drunk.

Story of my life.

I do fall asleep instantly when I am drunk, like as soon as I hit the bed, but my dreams are messed up and it is not exactly quality sleep.

Punch yourself until you're unconscious

Jack off a couple times and your body will release hormones that'll make you feel good and relaxed.

After having done so, go back to sleep and I'm sure you''ll find yourself snoozing in no time.

@mysticmedivh: I think masturbation is disgusting and I don't partake in it.

@cpt_nice:

Your loss.

LMAO.

Rub your scars to remind yourself that the past was real.

@616vulture: lol

You have turkey? Eat a turkey.

Torture yourself by laying in bed and staring at the ceiling wondering when you'll fall asleep. But it won't come soon. How about that?

I think I know what you're referring to, and if you're referring to what I'm thinking of, trust me, my bio prof debunked the turkey = sleepy myth.

Stay awake. Go to sleep at 9-10pm the next day.

That's what I did.

Since you're not getting any sleep, how about you just experiment with your inability to fall asleep.

Try to Lucid Dream. How is that done? Don't move until your body naturally goes to sleep (trick your body into sleeping) while keeping your eyes closed. Eventually you'll start vibrating and possibly seeing images on the back of your eyelids, until you--while awake--enter the world of your dreams.

Might as well put this to good use and learn how to control your dreams.

This this this

That's some pure, unadulterated willpower right there. You are a stronger man than I.

Also, cyber space is watching us.

@jonez_: That, is really creepy.

Wank. :)

Aw crap. I thought it was real.

Then don't

This might help you.

Rub your ears. It's another way other than jacking off to feel pleasure.

Orrrrrrrr.......

You can call me. I will sing you a lullaby. Joker version. >:) Then call me over.

Chloroform

Drugs

Just Kidding :)

Fap

Don't worry

You'll sleep soundly when the Emperor takes office

Snort a bag of coke, it works for me every time.

Didn't know Palpetine was running. But then again I would vote him over Trump if I could.

I died lol

This happens to me all the time, such as right now. I always just stay up through the night and go to sleep during the evening the following day. You'll be good and tired then.

I did sleep like a log last night

@cpt_nice: It sucks going to work or school when you've been up all night, but the sleep you'll get is amazing afterwards lol.

Just don't. Stay awake. Find something to do.

Have a wank.

Decide to turn your life around and be a better person.

Too much work.

Exercise or have a shower.