Can ou kill yourself in heaven

let say you get bored of eternity could you be able to kill yourself and where would ybou go if you do

God I hope so, the place sounds dull asf.

Gimme Valhalla.

Uhhh....

I'm hoping there's porn otherwise I will kill myself

@ecstaticgrace: God doesn't read, you fool, nor does he listen.

@jesus_christ

Convert to Islam. 72 virgins are waiting for you!

Lmao

According to my culture (I'm Indian!) If you did not commit sins in your mortal life, then you get to serve god. However if you commit sins, you don't have to die,you'll be reborn.

YO LMFAO OMG LMFAO

According to the Bible actual activities in heaven seem pretty limited.

No, you can't have free will in heaven, since there's no sin in heaven. If free will is possible without a sin, then why has he created this world with evil in it?

Here is what they don't tell you. They have to stay virgins.

Actually they revirginize themselves every night so regardless of how many times you sex them, they'll always be virgins.

I'm not joking here.

No, you can't kill yourself in Heaven; Heaven will be such a good place to live that it would literally be impossible to get bored.

Well, what if viewing porn was not considered a sin? Than, you could probably watch all the porn that you desired; or, how about just getting call girls?

They never said they had to be female virgins....

72 virgins was also the original name for CV.

Zing.

@jadenlol: you would go to the after heaven

But you're already dead. I mean . . . I suppose if you wanted to transfer to hell maybe . . .

Annnnnd this isn't locked yet because...?

The whole concept of Heaven is to be a place of eternal life. If you question living there forever you actually question the definition of heaven itself

I was tho.

Nope why would I kill myself when I am in very happy place.

What if there's no comic books in heaven ?? Satan seems to have all the porn, females, and marshmallows. Maybe that should be our destination

Probably not.

This concept would be great material for a metal song.

@tricksandtoys: So, if I'm a jerk, I keep living on Earth as possibly a worm or something, but if I'm perfect, I have to work for eternity as a servant? That's a drag...

Well, you'd already be dead and won't really have a physical body in heaven, so. . .

JUST GIVE ME MY VIRGINS

Can Apache Helicopters give you the succ there?

Lol

I've never seen the appeal.

I need a woman who has some tricks up her... sleeve.

@jesus

No deal.

Sorry dude, 78 was as low as I could go. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Did you just imply all women go to hell?

And all marshmallows??? >:O

You just got yourself a follow! XD

Bah! Foolish heathen, then how do explain this???

I love this thread.

No because there is no heaven.

I take it you've never heard of heaven guns?

You son of a.....

@echostarlord117: maybe... and by serving god, you're one of the most important souls in the universe as there are not many who "didn't" commit sins.

wellllllllll considering most religions frown on things like suicide it prolly wouldn't work out well for you, if you could. but also.....

Assuming you transcend your corporeal body, i'm not exactly sure HOW you would even go about killing your spirit/soul or whatever.

lol

Since you're already dead, I can see it being problematic at the very least

You can ask such questions in the Religion thread since it deals with the afterlife.