Brock Lesnar slaps your spouse's ass, how do you react?

I offer my ass up next. Anything to not get killed.

I'd sick Cain Velasquez on him.

Take an L, I guess

Plan the funeral, as Brock can topple mountains by tossing bears into them.

I would slap his butt too. If he touches me my (theoretical) wife will beat him up.

I don't have a wife, but I would defend the honour of any woman who is at least a 7.

Call up alistair overeem.

Kiss him on the lips.

I slap his ass

Sue him for assault and settle out of court. Cha-ching!

Have him tested for PEDs

"Nice right!?"

And if you wanna get classic..

Sue him and make a quick buck.

I'd either sue him or respond the same way Jim

Cornette did

For anyone that's not familiar with the Lesnar Cornette story

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g8UrCbTY-jM

Pull my gat out and waste him.

Didn't see that one coming, did ya?

^ This.

@monsterstomp: that's basically what I was alluding to with the Jim Cornette talk LOL

Punch him, like a real man.

@brazenlake4946: you wouldn't land it and you'd only end up in a pool of your blood on the floor.

@cregan_stark: At least I'd go out with a fight. :D

@brazenlake4946: lol I'd rather take the fight to him, you can fight him on his terms. Id want to win.

Hit him from behind with a blunt object

H-H-Hey that's m-my g-g-girlfriend.....o-okay.

get john cena

That dumb ape don't scare me, I'd F him up!

Consecutive normal punches in the dick

Beat him up

I will directly shoot at his head.