Bacon or sex?

Why not both?

Intercourse.

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Bacon

it puts hair on your chest, not to mention provides you with a food source.

BOTH IS NOT AN OPTION! CHOOSE ONE OR DIIIIIIEEEE!

Have both at the same time

@eisenfauste: Ah. Smart man.

sex

Ah Is it worse being a vegan all your life or being a virgin all your life? Anyway sex.

@stormdriven: ...

*makes note of genius idea*

The OP did ask which one was specifically better though.

Sex seems like the more healthy choice.

@jaken7: One doesn't need to be better for them to be amazing in conjunction with one another! I abstain from choosing.

It would be strange to go with bacon..

Bacon sex?

31+56=100 really CV...

Anyway I'm into abstinence not diets

If i cant have both why would i keep going. If you take both of the good things in life what do they have to live for. You must give them hope. But flesh and meat alone cant do that. No but as bacon and sex you arent just flesh and meat. Your are a symbol of hope.

@jphu8414: Sexy bacon?

@jphu8414: @jaken7: Eating someone while having sex with bacon?

What's up with these stupid threads? -_-

Not a very big fan of bacon, so I guess sex.

Sex. Out of the two I would prefer having long periods without bacon than long periods without sex.

@dboyrules2011: Ur stoopid!

@i_like_swords: Damn it, Cameron.

Sex with a pig.

Bacon isn't good for the clean bulk!

As long as you use protection sex is much healthier than bacon.

You want MORE political threads?

These threads are at least entertaining and a break from all that other crap on off topic

Bacon sandwich while having sex.

@wolverine08: Yes, but sex is an unknown to you.

You're losing your touch man. You could have said something like.........

1. If you don't say sex you're not doing it right.
2. If you're a pig it's the same thing and don't have to choose.
3. If you're a lonely hick farmer same answer as above. >__>

@dernman: I'M THE BEST THERE IS!

Lol most people on here don't have sex.

If it's the sex I had a few days ago.....bacon.

When will you LEARN, NOOB

@the_stegman: you win the thread

@jaken7

I don't eat pork, so sex all the way! Having a hot wife helps make that decision even easier, IMO!!;)

@xwraith: Not if you're starving or anaemic, actually bacon's oddly nutritious. Plus an std is almost always gonna be worse than a side effect of bacon(besides artery clog and a heart attack).

Edit: Bacon if they both get to stay, sex if the other disappears.

Getting killed twice in just a few years says otherwise. :p

How come? Are you Jewish?

Ohhh! Regale me with the tale of your lackluster sexual exploit!

This /\, or use Bacon as a sex toy!

An hour and a half of the woman getting off and me wondering why the hell I'm even here.

@immortal777: Sounds like you were at a house full of drunk sorority sisters :P

Hmm. Well how come you weren't getting off?

I was going to say "This" then I saw

I fail to see why not both:

We have children in this thread so I'll say boredom.

Bacon