Ask Static Shock...

What are you allergic to?

Why aren't you sleepy?

Why aren't you sleepy?

Are you secretly planning to bend this world and its peoples to your nefarious whims? If not are you okay with me doing it instead?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

1. favorite black actress ?

2.favorite villian team suicide squad or thunderbolts and why?

3. what two rappers would you like to make a collaboration album?

4. icon or blue marvel if they had an ongoing series which one would most likely read ?

@Static Shock said:

3) That would be cool, but no.
4) Yes. Grant Morrison. Jeph Loeb. Nicolas Cage. Lil' Wayne.

3. I hope morph sees this >___>
4. Agreed on everyone. I keep reading more Morrison's work but it's not really as impressive as some make it out to be.
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@Billy Batson said:

3. I hope morph sees this >___>

Says the guy that was practically begging for Morph to ban him :p

@ComicMan24 said:

@Billy Batson said:

3. I hope morph sees this >___>

Says the guy that was practically begging for Morph to ban him :p

Take out practically.

@Soulstealer said:

Are you secretly planning to bend this world and its peoples to your nefarious whims? If not are you okay with me doing it instead?

That sounds like more your forte than mine.

@Mega_spidey01 said:

1. favorite black actress ?

2.favorite villian team suicide squad or thunderbolts and why?

3. what two rappers would you like to make a collaboration album?

4. icon or blue marvel if they had an ongoing series which one would most likely read ?

1) Halle Berry

2) Suicide Squad. Originally, there were more covert. Secretive. There more than just a villain team with superpowers (originally, most of the characters didn't have powers). Plus, you couldn't go wrong with Bronze Tiger, Deadshot, and Rick Flag.

3) Although they are polar oppisites, J.Cole and Wale.

4) Icon, probably.

@Billy Batson: Exactly. His Animal Man and JLA run were great. I just don't like the way he writes Batman.

@FALLENprophet said:

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

The owl that tested it said it took three licks, so I'll go with that.

@Static Shock:

Eh, I liked his Animal Man up until the ending which made me hate his run.
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@Billy Batson: You didn't like the Writer?

@CitizenBane:

This isn't ask Batson thread :p
Hated it.
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@Edamame said:

1. What are your favorite sports?

2. Do you think that America should impose tariffs on Chinese exports?

3. Do you think that the college market will be the next economic bubble?

1) MMA, boxing, basketball, professional wrestling, football.

2) Yes. I don't see why not.

3) Inevitably. The cost for attending college is going up, and most people feel that attending college is the only way to success. More loans are being taken out just to get there.

@King Saturn said:

1. who is you favorite teenage mutant ninja turtle ?
2. Street Fighter or Tekken ? which fighting game series do you like more ?

1) Donatello, the most calm and collected turtle out of the group. Hands down.

2) Street Fighter. I grew up on that game. First fighting game I played was Street Fighter II. I was in the first grade at the time. I've played several Street Fighter games since then.

@Static Shock said:

@SuperTide said:

Do you like the Atlanta Braves?

Not really. I don't watch baseball.

BLASPHEMY!

@Kiara_Sullivan: I don't mind playing it, though.

@King Saturn said:

1. who is your favorite basketball player who is a pure point guard ?
2. who is your favorite heavyweight mixed martial arts fighter ?

1) Currently? I'm torn between John Wall, Derrick Rose and Jeremy Lin. Overall? Torn between John Stockton, Steve Nash, and Allen Iverson.

2) I don't like the heavyweight class that much, but Frank Mir and Little Nog are the only ones worth watching. But, other than that, there are no favorites in that weight class.

@Edamame said:

1. In your opinion, who is the better soldier: Captain America or Master Chief?

2. In your opinion, which villain is more dangerous: Loki or Dr. Doom?

1) Captain America. He personifies the word 'soldier.'

2) Dr. Doom. He took the Beyonder's powers.

@King Saturn said:

1. who is your favorite basketball player who is a pure point guard ?
2. who is your favorite heavyweight mixed martial arts fighter ?

1) Currently? I'm torn between John Wall, Derrick Rose and Jeremy Lin. Overall? Torn between John Stockton, Steve Nash, and Allen Iverson.

2) I don't like the heavyweight class that much, but Frank Mir and Little Nog are the only ones worth watching. But, other than that, there are no favorites in that weight class.

@King Saturn: First time I've heard his name. LOL.

@King Saturn: First time I've heard his name. LOL.

@King Saturn: Like I said, I don't like the heavyweight division that much. LOL.

your thoughts on wolverine/ wolverine and the x-men series??

@King Saturn: Like I said, I don't like the heavyweight division that much. LOL.

1. Should I start watching NBA, NFL, or none of the two?
2. Thoughts on Lin?
3. Why am I so awesome?
4. Why haven't I changed my AV in a year?
5. Why are MacDonalds workers so goddamn incompetent?

@King Saturn: Yes. I've seen him in ads. Never seen him fight.

@KainScion said:

your thoughts on wolverine/ wolverine and the x-men series??

The cancelled cartoon series or the comic book series that's currently being published?

@Static Shock: comic book

If I dressed like a rabbit wearing a Nordic wench outfit, do you think I could seduce a hunter?

@King Saturn said:

1. who are your favorite X-Men ? limit of 3 characters
2. Madden or NBA 2K series... which do you like more ?

1) Iceman, Wolverine, and Gambit.

2) NBA 2K, mainly because I prefer basketball over football. However, that was back in sports gaming days. I don't play sports video games anymore.

@ReVamp said:

1. Should I start watching NBA, NFL, or none of the two?
2. Thoughts on Lin?
3. Why am I so awesome?
4. Why haven't I changed my AV in a year?
5. Why are MacDonalds workers so goddamn incompetent?

1) That would depend on the reason as to why you don't watch them now.

2) He's good. I'll give him that, but I need to see his performance in the Playoffs. Also, I think the reason for his hype could be tied to his race, which I believe is a good thing. Before anyone knew who Jeremy Lin was, I'm willing to bet that when his name first came up, no one expected anything of him because he was Asian. When most of us see an Asian male in this country, believing him to be good at basketball or that he's even a basketball player is the last thing on our minds (and I'm guilty of this, many others may not admit to it, but they don't have to). Lin even stated himself that his ethnicity affected his recruitment in college, and that if his skin color was different, he would have been treated differently. But, now that Lin is on the court, playing just as good as everyone one else in the NBA, everyone is beginning to open their eyes. We rarely, if ever, see that. The fact that he can play so well, to me, kills the stereotype of what we perceive an Asian male to be capable of, giving hope to younger generations of his race. It also means that regardless of skin color, any male with the ambition and drive to play in the NBA can do so just like the rest of the players there.

3) You're ReVamp. What else is there to say?

4) Because it's not that important to you.

5) They are they for a reason and can't make it anywhere else. LOL.

@KainScion said:

@Static Shock: comic book

I can't comment. I haven't read the book.

@sesquipedalophobe said:

If I dressed like a rabbit wearing a Nordic wench outfit, do you think I could seduce a hunter?

No. LOL.

@Static Shock:

1. Because I wasn't born in the USA and thus never grew up with the sports, but am reasonably interested in them.

@ReVamp said:

@Static Shock:

1. Because I wasn't born in the USA and thus never grew up with the sports, but am reasonably interested in them.

Okay. Do you prefer things to be fast-paced?

What are your hobbies?

@Static Shock said:

@ReVamp said:

@Static Shock:

1. Because I wasn't born in the USA and thus never grew up with the sports, but am reasonably interested in them.

Okay. Do you prefer things to be fast-paced?

Yes.

Can you dance?

How often do you shoot that ak 47 of yours?

@tensor said:

What are your hobbies?

Playing video games, reading comic books, writing (pretty much RPing), watching (and playing) sports, drawing, studying martial arts, listening to music.

@ReVamp: Watch basketball. So much faster than football.

@Renee said:

Can you dance?

A little bit. Most of the time, I just two-step.

@BiteMe-Fanboy said:

How often do you shoot that ak 47 of yours?

I haven't fired it in over a year. But, that's about to change. A new gun shop was built in my town. There's a gun range inside.

@ReVamp

@ReVamp: Watch basketball. So much faster than football.

College Basketball and make sure you go for The Kentucky Wildcats!

@Kiara_Sullivan said:

@ReVamp

@ReVamp: Watch basketball. So much faster than football.

College Basketball and make sure you go for The Kentucky Wildcats!

Don't know what Kentucky Wildcats are, but I know that I'm defo not going Wildcats. Though they are called Wildcats.

@ReVamp: LOL Its a college team. Currently undefeated. Well mostly I think. Also I was born in Kentucky so I tell everyone to go for them xD

Shuddap >.>

@Kiara_Sullivan: Never.

@ReVamp: Duck tapes his mouth closed and walks off

@Static Shock I'm going to assume you still in Atlanta right?