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Posted by BRAXCKLOFF (44 posts) 2 years, 11 months ago

Poll: Any one seen bigfoot?? (43 votes)

YES I have seen big foot 23%
NO I have not seen big foot 23%
I think your CRAZY!!! 9%
French Fries 21%
Burgers 23%
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#1 Edited by PowerHerc (86164 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah, I saw him.

He was duking it out with the Abominable Snowman up in Canada.

Night of the Beast
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#2 Posted by longbowhunter (9358 posts) - - Show Bio

Never seen Bigfoot. Don't spend much time in the woods either so I probably never will.

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#3 Posted by Samimista (22254 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah he lives in the woods behind my house! Every Christmas him, Yeti and I gather around for roasted marshmallows!

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#4 Posted by DivineDamon (8215 posts) - - Show Bio

I see him all the time. We hang out together. He's a nice fellow.

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#5 Posted by Samimista (22254 posts) - - Show Bio

I see him all the time. We hang out together. He's a nice fellow.

So that was you who came at our Christmas party last year! =O He really is nice, isn't he? I can't believe what a great cook Bigfoot is. 0.0 His pancakes are out of this world!

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#6 Posted by ULTRAstarkiller (8922 posts) - - Show Bio

French Fries

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#7 Posted by King Saturn (220393 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah, he played in the NBA for over 15 years and now he is on Inside The NBA... I think they gave him the name Shaq while he played Basketball.

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#8 Posted by Samimista (22254 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll tell you man, if the media weren't so hung over Bigfoot he'd come out of hiding. That creature knows how to put on a show. Last Tuesday he came to visit and he was doing impressions of Ozzy Osbourne. What a class act that Bigfoot is.

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#9 Posted by NicholasAgot (268 posts) - - Show Bio

@braxckloff: DUUDDDE!!!!!!!

There was this one time my A-HOLE brother threw my new IPHONE into the woods at night.

I had to go and get it.

I't was snowing and cold

As I got deeper into the woods, the house lights were beginning to darken. Eventually.....I had no light.

So I had to look for my IPHONE light. I set the time for 10 min for auto turn off.

I was beginning to lose faith until I saw a bright light.

I ran over to it.

And yes, it was MY IPHONE!!!! HELL YAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAH

I was so happy until I realized, I wasn't the only one that found the light.

The Bigfoot was staring down at me with it's wild yellow eyes and Black coated fur.

It stood at about 12 feet tall.

I stood there paranoid.

And then I just ran

Ran until I went back home.

Sucks also, because i left my IPHONE there.

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#10 Edited by BRAXCKLOFF (44 posts) - - Show Bio

@nicholasagot: DAAAAYYYYUUUUUMMM!!!! Holy Hell bro, YOU GOOD??

Your brother DOES sound like a freakin A-HOLE. I wouldn't go back into those woods if I were you!!

Yeah, he played in the NBA for over 15 years and now he is on Inside The NBA... I think they gave him the name Shaq while he played Basketball.

haha. Good one

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#11 Posted by russellmania77 (17603 posts) - - Show Bio

i think but then again it couldve been chewbaca

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#12 Posted by DivineDamon (8215 posts) - - Show Bio

@scorpion2501 said:

I see him all the time. We hang out together. He's a nice fellow.

So that was you who came at our Christmas party last year! =O He really is nice, isn't he? I can't believe what a great cook Bigfoot is. 0.0 His pancakes are out of this world!

We cook a lot together.I was his mentor, But now his skills far surpassed mine.If you think his pancakes are good you should try his waffles, they are godlike. Next Christmas we'll invite you to cook with us, deal?

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#13 Posted by AweSam (7527 posts) - - Show Bio

That poll made me hungry.

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#14 Posted by Durakken (1930 posts) - - Show Bio

Watch the video for the explanation... The story starts around 7:30, but the rest of the video is interesting to!

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#15 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (19666 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam said:

That poll made me hungry.

1006 × 830 - freshgrill.co.uk
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#16 Posted by Yokergeist (12483 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah I saw him. I was walking in the woods and I saw Bigfoot so I ran to him and I was like "Oh yeah, all the motha f***as who don't think you're real can suck it. And Bigfoot replied "I know dawg, I appear in like so many videos and s*** but they don't think I'm real. And then Bigfoot killed me and I'm a ghost.

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#17 Posted by AweSam (7527 posts) - - Show Bio
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#18 Posted by Night Thrasher (3815 posts) - - Show Bio

Of course I've seen Bigfoot

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#19 Posted by danhimself (21430 posts) - - Show Bio

on a serious note I think that if big foot were real then with all the people out there looking for him then we would have more solid evidence then some questionable foot prints and fake hair

also...why is it so hard for me to find a job but there are people out there making a living off of looking for mythological creatures???? that doesn't seem fair to me

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#20 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29887 posts) - - Show Bio

Just my mother.

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#21 Posted by Vortex13 (12140 posts) - - Show Bio

I saw a female one once. Man that hairy gal had one damn fine body. We dated for about a year but I got crabs from sleeping in an unclean hotel bed and she dumped me when I gave them to her. Can't say I really blame her though, I mean she is covered in hair. Crabs all over her entire body. I'm lucky she didn't didn't rip me in half like her last boyfriend.

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#22 Posted by Durakken (1930 posts) - - Show Bio

On a side note... Zoologists think that there is likely a undiscovered large ape somewhere, but not Bigfoot.

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#23 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6518 posts) - - Show Bio

FRENCH FRIES!!! FRENCH FRIES, I TELL YOU!!!

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#24 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6518 posts) - - Show Bio

FRENCH FRIES!!! FRENCH FRIES, I TELL YOU!!!

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#25 Posted by AssertingValor (7663 posts) - - Show Bio

Came up to my camp site while i was camping. I thought it was some kids out to get peoples liquor and beer like they do some times after dark.

I was going to get out of my tent to protect my cooler until i saw through a hole in my tent that whatever it was was at least three times my size.

I stayed awake and quiet as death in my tent till moring about 5 am. When i went outside my tent, my fire pit was destroyed, my cooler lid was ripped off and the cooler was squashed. All my empty beer cans were flattened, and all the food boxes opened and empty. The fith of jager that i never touched was open and empty(i could tell it wasnt dumpt out. My phone that i left on the picnic table that i herd go off in the night was broke in half and there was teeth marks in it.

I could tell when i seen it that it wasnt a bear and it was alone. I dont recall seeing clothes on it and it had a really large head and long arms.

I havnt been camping once since that night.

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#26 Posted by Markies (89 posts) - - Show Bio

I saw a really big, hairy man walk by bare feet once. Does that count?

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#27 Posted by _Cerberus_ (3446 posts) - - Show Bio

If you put cheeseburgers instead of french fries the french fries would have gotten stomped on the poll.

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#28 Edited by Omega Ray Jay (8416 posts) - - Show Bio

Can't say I have.

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#29 Posted by warlock360 (28180 posts) - - Show Bio

@danhimself: well dan, the only explanation would be, if you are big foot.

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#30 Posted by warlock360 (28180 posts) - - Show Bio

I remember going arrowhead hunting with my mom when I was little, naturally deep forest of Washington (not D.C.) seemed like a good idea at the time since we were spending a few days there.

It was about to get nighttime when we followed a thin and branchy trail down to a creek, deeper and deeper into the thick forest as we came a cross a batch of black / brownish fur and it had a kind if reeking stench to it too! In a matter of a few seconds we heard and SAW the bushes about 6 feet near us rattling wildly and then we ran for it like there was no tomorrow.

Watching American werewolf in London that evening didn't help much with 7 years of age. Whatever the hell it was, I shat bricks.

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#31 Posted by danhimself (21430 posts) - - Show Bio

@danhimself: well dan, the only explanation would be, if you are big foot.

that would explain so much...like why all the pictures taken of me are so blurry

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#32 Posted by Samimista (22254 posts) - - Show Bio

@samimista said:

@scorpion2501 said:

I see him all the time. We hang out together. He's a nice fellow.

So that was you who came at our Christmas party last year! =O He really is nice, isn't he? I can't believe what a great cook Bigfoot is. 0.0 His pancakes are out of this world!

We cook a lot together.I was his mentor, But now his skills far surpassed mine.If you think his pancakes are good you should try his waffles, they are godlike. Next Christmas we'll invite you to cook with us, deal?

His cousin Yeti was raving about his waffles. =D I'll be trying em next time I'm over. Did you know Bigfoot was in a Disney movie? 0.0

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Bigfoot's trying to get pulls with Goofy on getting into Kingdom Hearts III. He needs more money to pay the rent. D=

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#33 Posted by NicholasAgot (268 posts) - - Show Bio

Big foot IS real.

The only mistake I made was NOT picking up my phone and then taking a picture or record it or something.

Surprised that it didn't beat the HELL out of me. Before I RAN

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#34 Posted by DivineDamon (8215 posts) - - Show Bio

@scorpion2501 said:

@samimista said:

@scorpion2501 said:

I see him all the time. We hang out together. He's a nice fellow.

So that was you who came at our Christmas party last year! =O He really is nice, isn't he? I can't believe what a great cook Bigfoot is. 0.0 His pancakes are out of this world!

We cook a lot together.I was his mentor, But now his skills far surpassed mine.If you think his pancakes are good you should try his waffles, they are godlike. Next Christmas we'll invite you to cook with us, deal?

His cousin Yeti was raving about his waffles. =D I'll be trying em next time I'm over. Did you know Bigfoot was in a Disney movie? 0.0

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Bigfoot's trying to get pulls with Goofy on getting into Kingdom Hearts III. He needs more money to pay the rent. D=

Did you meet Yeti? He's been avoiding me for 3 weeks now! I hope he's alright...I probably upset him when I ate the last waffle =c. Do you think he will come home soon? Anyway; Bigfoot is getting really popular, he sould do a movie with Yeti! :D.

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#35 Posted by SpideyPresence (1912 posts) - - Show Bio

No surprise that FRENCH fries are the..... RUNNERS Up...

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#37 Posted by Vortex13 (12140 posts) - - Show Bio

@braxckloff: DUUDDDE!!!!!!!

There was this one time my A-HOLE brother threw my new IPHONE into the woods at night.

I had to go and get it.

I't was snowing and cold

As I got deeper into the woods, the house lights were beginning to darken. Eventually.....I had no light.

So I had to look for my IPHONE light. I set the time for 10 min for auto turn off.

I was beginning to lose faith until I saw a bright light.

I ran over to it.

And yes, it was MY IPHONE!!!! HELL YAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAH

I was so happy until I realized, I wasn't the only one that found the light.

The Bigfoot was staring down at me with it's wild yellow eyes and Black coated fur.

It stood at about 12 feet tall.

I stood there paranoid.

And then I just ran

Ran until I went back home.

Sucks also, because i left my IPHONE there.

Interesting since the "experts" say that they stand at around eight to nine feet.

on a serious note I think that if big foot were real then with all the people out there looking for him then we would have more solid evidence then some questionable foot prints and fake hair

also...why is it so hard for me to find a job but there are people out there making a living off of looking for mythological creatures???? that doesn't seem fair to me

A-freakin'-men brother. Not to mention the original big foot footage that helped start the myth has been admitted to be fake by the people who shot it. Same with the first Loch Ness monster footage.

What I love about the show finding big foot is they hear these noises and say stuff like "that sounds like the mating call of a juvenile male." It's amazing how much they know about the appearances and what their calls and vocalizations sound like and mean, when there has literally never been a live one caught or even any proper footage. Plus out of all the footage I've seen of big foot I've never really heard them make any noises. I also love that there are apparently subspecies of big foot like the Pacific Northwest Sasquatch, or the Virginian big foot.

Seriously I do not think there is any other profession in the world where you can make any complex analysis on the subject with no evidence. It is literally a profession that requires you to be completely full of s##t and talk out of your ass all of the time about any and all information you can make up. The only other profession that comes close really is being a politician.

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#38 Posted by knighthood (1917 posts) - - Show Bio

No... but I have a few.

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#39 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (18985 posts) - - Show Bio

I MARRIED THE GUY!!!

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#40 Edited by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10191 posts) - - Show Bio

He was driving a school bus.

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#43 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (21616 posts) - - Show Bio

Just my mother.

Every time she lifts her arms right?

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#44 Posted by Crom-Cruach (8935 posts) - - Show Bio

Nobody has ever seen a bigfoot because they do not exist.