Why is the JLA so weak??

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I mean Grant Morrison's. I am on issue #10 and extremely unimpressed. Wonder Woman with the speed of mercury is mach 3, she can't breathe in space and her durability is garbage. An exploding car almost killed Martian hunter, Green Lantern destroyed white martians with 10 ton green constructs, etc. The white martians that beat the JLA at first are only mountain busters according to their leader's statements. So every member of the JLA = mountain busters, except Flash? Flash seems really broken, his speed is really impressive and so far PIS has been his only obstacle. Aquaman is pretty cool, he can give people seizures by screwing with mammal organs and blood flow, so he's broken too.

When the white martians were going to broadcast the JLA's execution, it was going to be done through a lotus of weapons... knives and needles. So they can be hurt by weak attacks like that? Not even Superman, the blue one at least, can breathe in space. Half of them were terrified of falling to Earth and it killed Metamorpho, meaning they can't even tank falling from orbit. Do they get stronger? Why are they so weak at the start?

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Still stronger than the Avengers, lel.

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inconsistency is the bread and butter of comics.

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No one can breathe in space.

i mean not have to breathe in space, wonder women held her breath, and needs an oxygen mask for prlonged exposure, which is unlike other post crisis appearances, same with supermans

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Morrison's JLA? What the actual f#ck?

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Grant Morrisons JLA is the definitive JLA run and the power scale is on point

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Still stronger than the Avengers, lel.

Came in here to say exactly this.

Wasn't expecting someone to beat me to it.

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Diana becomes waaaaaaay faster than mach three.

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@thekinfing said:

Still stronger than the Avengers, lel.

Came in here to say exactly this.

Wasn't expecting someone to beat me to it.

Well, this guy's actually talking about arguably the strongest JLA team ever written.

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@mysticmedivh said:
@thekinfing said:

Still stronger than the Avengers, lel.

Came in here to say exactly this.

Wasn't expecting someone to beat me to it.

Well, this guy's actually talking about arguably the strongest JLA team ever written.

Yet they are mountain busters... Kid Goku level...

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@thekinfing said:

Still stronger than the Avengers, lel.

Came in here to say exactly this.

Wasn't expecting someone to beat me to it.

LOL!! The Avengers has Thor, and sometimes Surfer and the Runner. The last 2 can solo.

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I have no clue what you're going on about. Morrison's JLA are those characters at their best.

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I have no clue what you're going on about. Morrison's JLA are those characters at their best.

Later on yeah.

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@mysticmedivh said:
@thekinfing said:

Still stronger than the Avengers, lel.

Came in here to say exactly this.

Wasn't expecting someone to beat me to it.

LOL!! The Avengers has Thor, and sometimes Surfer and the Runner. The last 2 can solo.

Pretty sure those last 2 have never been members of the Avengers.

And yeah, the Avengers have Thor... the initial JLA feature 5 people who could put up a very good fight if not beat him... plus they have Batman to work out the tactics and find the weak spots.

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@mysticmedivh said:
@thekinfing said:

Still stronger than the Avengers, lel.

Came in here to say exactly this.

Wasn't expecting someone to beat me to it.

LOL!! The Avengers has Thor, and sometimes Surfer and the Runner. The last 2 can solo.

@mysticmedivh said:
@thekinfing said:

Still stronger than the Avengers, lel.

Came in here to say exactly this.

Wasn't expecting someone to beat me to it.

LOL!! The Avengers has Thor, and sometimes Surfer and the Runner. The last 2 can solo.

pretty sure Seurfer has never canonically been an Avenger. Who is Runner?

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From what I know neither Norrin nor Runner have been Avengers, also Morrison's JLA is one of the most powerful incarnations

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He has already exposed himself as a marvel wanker, no need to take this seriously

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@samanthazagar said:
@mysticmedivh said:
@thekinfing said:

Still stronger than the Avengers, lel.

Came in here to say exactly this.

Wasn't expecting someone to beat me to it.

LOL!! The Avengers has Thor, and sometimes Surfer and the Runner. The last 2 can solo.

Pretty sure those last 2 have never been members of the Avengers.

And yeah, the Avengers have Thor... the initial JLA feature 5 people who could put up a very good fight if not beat him... plus they have Batman to work out the tactics and find the weak spots.

Thor is a monster. He would beat Hulk, Superman and Wonder Women in one go.

And Surfer is too liar:

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@samanthazagar said:
@mysticmedivh said:
@thekinfing said:

Still stronger than the Avengers, lel.

Came in here to say exactly this.

Wasn't expecting someone to beat me to it.

LOL!! The Avengers has Thor, and sometimes Surfer and the Runner. The last 2 can solo.

@samanthazagar said:
@mysticmedivh said:
@thekinfing said:

Still stronger than the Avengers, lel.

Came in here to say exactly this.

Wasn't expecting someone to beat me to it.

LOL!! The Avengers has Thor, and sometimes Surfer and the Runner. The last 2 can solo.

pretty sure Seurfer has never canonically been an Avenger. Who is Runner?

Runner is Marvel's flash, he is 5x faster than all flashes put together.

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Ever since I stopped giving a damn about power levels and feats (unless something truly is pretty wack), I've enjoyed comics more.

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earth-based heroes tend to do earth-based things

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Morrison puts me to sleep

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Morrison puts me to sleep

So you are Casper the Complaining Ghost? :)

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#29  Edited By casper4690

@outside_85: perhaps but that makes you , Outside, the " sensitive to Casper's opinions" user ;)

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@outside_85: perhaps but that makes you , Outside, the " sensitive to Casper's opinions" user ;)

No, this makes me 'Outside, the taking a swing at a joke that appeared when a user called Casper said someone had killed him.' :)

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He wrote the most interesting run of JLA. Overpower gets boring.

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Hahahahahhaahhahahahahahahah wrong.