Who would you rather be: Batman or Wolverine?

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Poll Who would you rather be: Batman or Wolverine? (62 votes)

Batman 53%
Wolverine 48%

Batman

Like Iron Man, is a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. Batman is a martial arts master, has one of the strongest will power in comics, and has achieved peak mental and physical perfection!

Wolverine

Wolverine is the best there is! He is a mutant with an insane healing ability and indestructible skeleton. Wolverine is also a martial arts master and has a meta-human physicality!

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Batman. Even though wolverine has awesome powers, Bruce Wayne is rich and a playboy *wink wink*. also, I get a sweat ride as the batman and get to say 'im batman' in a deep voice

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Batman, I would spend Bruce's entire fortune on useless things.

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I hate Batman so I go with Wolverine

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You will also be living in Gotham with the worlds most dangerous psychopaths.

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Wolverine. You heal injuries, Cant get sick, have awesome cool looking claws, don't really age and even if you did age, he is VERY unlikely to go bald.

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Batman. I don't want claws popping outta my knuckles all the time.

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Batman. I don't want claws popping outta my knuckles all the time.

he can control it you know lol. they wouldn't just pop out while touching something delicate in your nether regions.

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Wolverine. Healing factor's major, and he's got cash cache's all over that, while not on the scale of Bruce's fortune, was still sizable prior to opening the school.

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Batman. He's a genius, he's a billionaire, he's a (fake) playboy. Far better civilian identity than Wolverine.

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I wanna say "I'm batman" just one good time....

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Wolverine. Claws, skeleton, healing factor, martial arts skills and cool too boot.

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I honestly don't like the idea of being a billionaire.(Even though I can get why others would) Too much drama and attention.

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wolverine, superhuman abilities. with time and effort he could have everything bruce has

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Wolverine.

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Wolverine

Practical Immortality for the win

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#16  Edited By Project_Worm

It would take to much work to be Batman, whereas I could just be "an angry midget ninja" Deadpool...

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I honestly don't like the idea of being a billionaire.(Even though I can get why others would) Too much drama and attention.

Question, how much money dos Logan have?

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Batman >>>>> wolverine

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@wolverine08 said:

I honestly don't like the idea of being a billionaire.(Even though I can get why others would) Too much drama and attention.

Question, how much money dos Logan have?

He isn't packing Batman levels of money, but he appears to be well set for himself. His savings were enough to fund something as massive as the creation of the current Jean Grey School for Higher Learning. He has a decent amount of dough.

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Batman

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Wolverine. Getting to live through centuries is a good enough reason for me.

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#23 the_stegman  Moderator

@g_leno said:

@the_stegman said:

Batman. I don't want claws popping outta my knuckles all the time.

he can control it you know lol. they wouldn't just pop out while touching something delicate in your nether regions.

I don't want to risk it. Even with a healing factor, the trauma would always scar me.

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@g_leno said:

@the_stegman said:

Batman. I don't want claws popping outta my knuckles all the time.

he can control it you know lol. they wouldn't just pop out while touching something delicate in your nether regions.

I don't want to risk it. Even with a healing factor, the trauma would always scar me.

A p%ssy like this doesn't deserve to be Wolverine.

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#25 the_stegman  Moderator

@the_stegman said:

@g_leno said:

@the_stegman said:

Batman. I don't want claws popping outta my knuckles all the time.

he can control it you know lol. they wouldn't just pop out while touching something delicate in your nether regions.

I don't want to risk it. Even with a healing factor, the trauma would always scar me.

A p%ssy like this doesn't deserve to be Wolverine.

The whole point of my post is so I /don't/ lose my d*ck :p

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@wolverine08 said:

@the_stegman said:

@g_leno said:

@the_stegman said:

Batman. I don't want claws popping outta my knuckles all the time.

he can control it you know lol. they wouldn't just pop out while touching something delicate in your nether regions.

I don't want to risk it. Even with a healing factor, the trauma would always scar me.

A p%ssy like this doesn't deserve to be Wolverine.

The whole point of my post is so I /don't/ lose my d*ck :p

A man has to be willing to endure pain to achieve greatness! You are evidently unworthy of being Wolverine! LEAVE MY PRESENCE!

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#27 the_stegman  Moderator

@the_stegman said:

@wolverine08 said:

@the_stegman said:

@g_leno said:

@the_stegman said:

Batman. I don't want claws popping outta my knuckles all the time.

he can control it you know lol. they wouldn't just pop out while touching something delicate in your nether regions.

I don't want to risk it. Even with a healing factor, the trauma would always scar me.

A p%ssy like this doesn't deserve to be Wolverine.

The whole point of my post is so I /don't/ lose my d*ck :p

A man has to be willing to endure pain to achieve greatness! You are evidently unworthy of being Wolverine! LEAVE MY PRESENCE!

*tsk tsk* Theatricality and extremity. Powerful tools..for the uninitiated.

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Batman, and I'd try my damndest to join one of the Lantern Corps.

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Batman, because I don't want to be 5'3.

Wolverine is a manlet ;)

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Batman

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Batman.

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@beaconofstrength: Well, that is just his listed height. Most artists have him around 5'8-5'9.

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@wolverine08: EXACTLY WHY I HATE HIM. THAT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED. ITS CALLED THE SPEEDBALL SPECIAL BECAUSE HES SHORT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Living tribunal

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Batman. I want to be able to shave.

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Wolverine because i have healing factor, be a badass fighter & get jean grey & have any job.

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#40  Edited By AssertingValor

Wolverine any day

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Wolverine so I'd live longer

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Wolverine

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@monsterstomp: That's probably the biggest downside to being Batman, but at least that's better than being practically immortal. And who wouldn't want to be BFF's with Superman?

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Batman. Even though wolverine has awesome powers, Bruce Wayne is rich and a playboy *wink wink*. also, I get a sweat ride as the batman and get to say 'im batman' in a deep voice

And you get to loose your parents in a cold blooded murder!!! YAY!! ^_^

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Batman without a doubt

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#46  Edited By lesterlawton

Wolverine. Even Batman would pick Wolverine.

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I say Batman

Batman=BatGod

I like the HF but Wolverine is only 5'3 while Batman is a grown a$$ man.

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Batman... Is more badass. Wolverine lives a long life, but I could accomplish more as batman

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Wolvie every time.