Who would you rather be: Aquaman or Ironman?

Let's see:

Aquaman: King of Atlantis, hot red head wife, hot platinum blonde side piece, dead son, brother who constantly tries to murder you, used to have cool hook hand and water hand, bad@$$ beard, constant fishy smell.

Tony Stark: Buttloads of money, hot red head, blonde, brunette, black, white, latina whatever floats your boat that day. Alcoholism. Buttloads of money. Super intelligent. Buttloads of money. Coolest suit ever invented. Buttloads of money. Slept with Black Widow, She Hulk, Pepper Potts, Maria Hill, and numerous others. Buttloads of money. Kinda a prick.

Yeah I picked Stark.

Let's see, a multi-billionaire with women groveling at his very beck and call, a man who can pretty much create anything he can think of...

Or the laughing stock of the comicbook world.

Hold on I'm thinking....

Aquaman and here's why:

1. Powers are always on. Don't have to wear a suit to be able to do incredible things.
2. MERA!!

Iron Man, money is my favorite power

I'd rather be aqua-man he's got money, he's the king of 70% of the Earth, his powers don't rely on a suit that has been destroyed hacked and even looked like it intended to rape Tony at one point (Remember when the suit became self aware). Also despite what people think, so long as Aquaman avoids deserts he can pretty much kick ass anywhere.

@joshmightbe: But 70% of the world doesn't take trinkets and he'll have to pawn his gold to get his money. And, we all know the Pawn Stars guys are only gonna give you 20-30 cents on the dollar!

Also, who would want to live underwater? I don't care if I can't lift a dumptruck, I'd trade that for not having aquatic restrictions 24/7.

King Of Atlantis!

I've never been one for showboating like Tony Stark. I'd never have to come into contact with people again as long as I lived if I was Aquaman. And that suits me just fine.

Ruler of 70% of the world, hot wife Mera, superpowers, member of the Justice League, Atlantis a more advanced society, fit body lol...Aquaman!

@havenless: He doesn't have to live under water, he can live anywhere he wants on Earth except for desserts. Yes he needs water to live but so does every other living thing on this planet and guess what even when you don't see it there is pretty much always water vapor in the air unless as stated you happen to be in a dessert or in an area where a sever drought is going on.

Even Professor X has fit body in comics lol

@joshmightbe: What if the dessert has no water either? Like... scones?

@havenless: desert

I second this. Iron Man recently did the deed with Gamora, and all he needed was one cheesy one liner. That's skill gills can't grant you.

@marlboroman: lol but Aquaman's body is way more fit and he has an excuse to walk around shirtless and show it off. Imagine if Professor X walked around...excuse me, rolled around shirtless.

@joshmightbe:

If I wanted to be a famous comedian, I'd be Aquaman. All I have to do is walk into a room and everyone will be roaring with laughter.

Tony Stark's hitlist:

Feel free to add to the list

@night_thrasher:

Oh shit, *passes out*

@havenless: But see if you were aquaman they could laugh but you could easily kick all their asses and then have a shark eat them next time they go to the beach or if they go to sea word you could have an Orca jump its tank and tear their heads off. I mean sure if you're an insecure person the armor might be your style but Aquaman doesn't have to care what others think cause he's a goddamned King with class 100 strength.

So if you were Aquaman you'd immediately become a villain? Stark doesn't need to do any of that, because everyone loves him.

@night_thrasher:

@havenless: I didn't say I would just that I could there is a huge difference. Also Tony is a douche and I'd rather be Slapstick than a douche bag.

Aquaman. I'll invade the surface world, take Iron Man's suit, and become Iron Fish.

Tony Stark's theme song

@joshmightbe said:

This

Let's see....king of the world with awesome

Powers a giant kingdom and a wife I'm in love with and I'm the king of 70% of the world so I'm sure I'd have more wealth than Tony.....yeah I'm aquaman

#1 Posted by Night Thrasher (2849 posts) - 1 hour, 4 minutes ago - Show Bio

Let's see:

Aquaman: King of Atlantis, hot red head wife, hot platinum blonde side piece, dead son, brother who constantly tries to murder you, used to have cool hook hand and water hand, bad@$$ beard, constant fishy smell.

Tony Stark: Buttloads of money, hot red head, blonde, brunette, black, white, latina whatever floats your boat that day. Alcoholism. Buttloads of money. Super intelligent. Buttloads of money. Coolest suit ever invented. Buttloads of money. Slept with Black Widow, She Hulk, Pepper Potts, Maria Hill, and numerous others. Buttloads of money. Kinda a prick.

Yeah I picked Stark.

Don't forget he boned Gamora too. Tony's that dude.

@night_thrasher: Also Wasp, Gamora as it would seem, Pepper....

Come to think of it, the only famous marvel females I don't think he has slept with (as far as I know) who he has regular contact with are Spiderwoman, Scarlet Witch (Who has the excuse of being married) and most oddly of all, Miss Marvel.

@wavemotioncannon: Tony is probably also gonna die of some horrible form of super human std some day tho so I can take a few fish stick jokes

@sog7dc: But you'd be the king of the 70% of the world without Dave & Buster's or Hooter's. Give me the 30% with Hooters please!

Oh yeah added to the Tony Stark hitlist:

I'd want to be Iron Man. He get's so many sexy ass ladies!

Aquaman. Iron Man's an alcoholic.

Aquaman, easily. Arthur may not be anythibg even resembling perfect. But the man perserveres through any hardship. Ones that would have made lesser men give up. Plus, he isn't a self destructive f*ck up like Iron Man.

Oh, Tony is so "cool" for being a playboy? Whatever. I will take a single wife who loves unconditionally over momentary satisfaction. And money? Please Aquaman is the supreme monarch of an ancient civilization. He has more bank than.Tony could ever dream of.

@wolverine08: Just remember being Tony Stark dramatically increases your risk of catching Super- Chlamydia

Either:

Aquaman, a king with incredible powers and one of the biggest badasses in the DC Universe,

or Iron Man, an total a$$hole with no real powers who has lots of money.

I'd like lots of money, but I voted Aquaman. I'm surprised the voting is that close.

@rulerofthisuniverse:

You say Tony doesn't have any real powers, but you like Batman?

@joshmightbe:

I can just wear a condom!

@wolverine08: I'd rather be Superman than Batman but I still like Batman

Let me think a King or a Douchebag/recovering alcoholic

King ftw

@immortal777: Arthur is a douchebag too. So you'd be a King without any Hooters or TGIFridays and a douchebag!

@wolverine08: Batman is my favorite comic book character, but I'd never want to be Batman over Aquaman. Batman's life sucks. His parents are dead, two of his adopted sons have died, and he runs around fighting incredibly creepy serial killers. Not to mention he has serious mental issues.

@wolverine08: Would rather have a bevy of meaningless relationships or one special

One with a woman you love? Lol

@night_thrasher: If Aquaman wanted a Hooters in Atlantis he would have one.

I find it funny people here are puerilely summarizing Tony as a alcoholic/douchebag. He's arguably the smartest man in Marvel, has an incredibly advanced suit of armor that lets him go toe to toe with powerhouses, an incredible will power, one of the richest guys in comics, co leader of The Avengers, and gets all types of hot women. It would be incredible to be Iron Man.

@night_thrasher: Not sure why you're bring up Hooters or TGIFridays as if it's important and Aquaman isn't a douchbag.

@sog7dc:

I'm in the stage of life were I want to be free as bird and bang all the women I can!

oh come on I'll rather have a meaningful special marriage with Mera for the rest of my life than go around banging chicks and catching alien/superhero STDs

@wolverine08: So teenager or early 20s?