What would you be the god of?

If you could be the god of anything what would you be the god of? What would be your divine weapon/symbol of power? What would your name be?You can chose as many as up to five things to be the god of. No omnipotence.

The god of omnipotence.

@thesuperor:

I thought you would have been the god of bats

@jaycool2:

That is the title of the almighty Bat-God.

I dare not anger him.

God of A$$

Name: Youranus

Weapon: Phallic Shlongbow

Symbol:

Wise words my friend

God of Philosophy

Fiercely Protecting Children. Fork with a kid within sight of me and see if it doesn't feel like the wrath of God.

The God of Earth, Wind,Water and Fire..My name would be Roku The Great.

God of Lust or God of Metallurgy

God of gods

Bump

God of Dreams. God of Games. God of Tricks.

God of Gods and Magic.

God of Chaos

god of gods of gods of gods of gods of gods of gods of gods of gods of gods of all the gods of infinite gods of gods

Bump

The God of that thing where you're about to sneeze but then you're friend says "oh, hey what's up?" So you suddenly freeze but you still feel that nose tingle; It's a horrible tease and your like "F**********k!!!!!!"

The God Above God.

bump.

God of knowledge because i want to know how universe was born and what happened before that etc....

bump

God of Thunder

:)

God of fo doG

Should've banned this

Probably God of knowledge. I'd store all my knowledge in a giant library in a pocket dimension.

God of ballet

God of Tits and Wine.

God of travel, stealth, misdirection, anything to do with infiltration and escape.

My divine weapon would be a pair of specs that can let me see in every spectrum and through every plane, infrared, x-ray, temporal, astral, etc.

God of Gourmet Foods

Sarcasm

Damnit! I might as well be the god of being late then.

God of Vineforce Flashes

God of destruction =P

God of Gods

@johncena69swag: Beerus is a loser

The god of poontang

God of Sex...

God of Internet!!

@arranvid: damn right team Champa all the way son

Sound and Vision

God of mighty beards

God of Aesthetics

God of Machines. the world is mine....

I'd rather be a Titan.

God of Pizza