What kind of Jokes that Mcu Spidey would say to Thanos in The Infinty war?

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#1  Edited By werkudoro
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What do you think?

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"Hey, you look like . . . "*bitchslaped*

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probably something about wrinkles or wanting some of his sick bling

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"You look like purple shit. Shithead."

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"Gurgling sounds" dies slowly after

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Naa he shouldn't be making jokes at that point.

He shouldn't, but he probably will.

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You look like Norman Osborn on a good day.

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You rock the one handed look Michael jackson

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You rock the one handed look Michael jackson

best joke so far and most likely joke.

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#12  Edited By rogueshadow  Moderator

Peter: Hey, man, I've gotta say, your style choices - on point. That whole Golden Gauntlet of Destiny? Love it, honestly, it really brings out the purple in your eyes. You know I'm actually thinking about getting one myse -

Without a word or gesture, Thanos telekinetically hurls a handful of nearby trucks and cars at high speeds as Peter leaps and swings to roll around them in displays of uncanny agility, landing on a nearby wall.

Peter: Okay, I get it, you're right, don't wanna dilute the brand, that's your thing and you wanna keep it that way. I mean, sure, I can respect that, but maybe if you could give me a few fashion pointer *ack* -

Peter grips his neck frantically as he begins to rise up into the air, caught in Thanos' grasp. Thanos squints slightly, looking at him with dead eyes.

Thanos: Your senseless prattling is unbecoming, child. A means to hide your fear...

Thanos fractionally moves his head and Peter is ragdolled away with blinding speed, smashing into the earth so hard he grates into it as he skids.

Peter looks up, bloodied with his suit in tatters as Thanos hovers over him.

Thanos: Fear no longer.

Thanos casually raises a hand and a flash of blinding energy seems to consume the Wall Crawler who desperately puts his hands up in a futile attempt to protect himself.

We see an enormous cascade of energy explode through the surrounding area. Thanos grins and it seems that Spider-Man is dead.

As the smoke clears, Thanos' smile turns to a grimace as it is revealed the Wall Crawler is suspended in mid-air, utterly discombobulated, for everything around him has been disintegrated and a huge chasm has carved clean through multiple city blocks.

Cut to Doctor Strange hovering above them both with his hand outstretched to form a shield around Peter.

The shield melts away as Strange floats towards Thanos. Through gritted teeth the Mad-Titan says:

Thanos: Doctor Strange.

Strange, with his back now to Spider-Man turns his head slightly.

Strange: Run.

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#15  Edited By TrustNoOne22

Thanos: I took this gauntlets power and I took omnipotence, I shall now take everything you heroes cherish starting now.

Spider-Man: Jay Leno? Well you do take things from others, Dude you so need to learn to share.

Thanos attacking him: Silence Boy!

Spider-Man dodging attacks: First you Jack your show back from Conan, then you go and Bogart Gods Oven Mit, What next O greedy one? More Multiple Chins?

Thanos fires a eneergy blast: You Glib does not embody clever wit, child.

Spider-Man nearly dodges and getting hit but still talks shit: Well sorry Darth Leno, my fans expect a certain level of one liners every scumbag I beat up, hey you think I would be a good writer for the Tonight Show one day?

*Star Lord and Ironman are laughing their asses off back there*

Iron-Man: Yep, taught him everything he knows.

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Dammit Marvel! Just you don't come to ComicVIne looking for jokes when those in your movie suck. You just hire better writers.

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You look like the purple guy from Power Rangers.

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You look like the purple guy from Power Rangers.

You're confusing Fox with Disney.