SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT!
That warning's used quite often in fandom’s parlance, isn't it? Ever since the days of Sphinx and their prophecies, we've always been both fascinated and terrified by reports of the future. Does knowing the plot ahead of time diminish your enjoyment of a comic? Do spoilers matter? The hot spoilers du jour concern the true face of Parallax in the GREEN LANTERN movie and the plot of THE WOLVERINE. Those are the ones that've been brought down by cease-and-desist letters in this ever-escalating cold war of information in entertainment.
And it does feel like espionage these days, doesn't it? You had cagey solicits in the past, sure, but now, blacked out previews are a regular occurring, as are fake titles (remember SENTRY: FALLEN SUN?) and even out-and-out fake covers (remember the red herring line-ups for X-STATIX #1) Fans are trying so hard to outwit that stuff, though, that it's hard to keep any secrets.
Sometimes, even simple scheduling will let the cat out of the bag. G-Man was keen to point out that the funeral issue for the Sentry (the aforementioned FALLEN SUN special) came out the same day as his death in SIEGE #4. Even if you stayed totally clear of spoilers online, you could've blown the surprise for yourself if you read those in the wrong order. == TEASER ==
Like a lot of discussion topics, this "threat" isn’t anything new - - not by any stretch. A LCS manager I know told me that the solicits for Superman’s return ran at the same time his death happened. Speaking from my own experience, we all knew that the non-mutant heroes were going to die at the end of ONSLAUGHT while we were reading it. Why? Because the infamous HEROES REBORN line had been announced while that crossover was still underway. It was easy to deduce the result, sure, but the exact means weren't obvious.
And perhaps that’s the key.
When I discussed the revolving door of death in superheroes a little while back, I brought up the difference between "smarks" and "marks" in pro wrestling. Deaths are traditionally some of the biggest spoilers, so the thinking probably applies to every kind of surprise. Most fans know where the story’s going, so perhaps we play along as if we don’t because the real fun is in the execution. Perhaps.
Let's bring this back to the ONSLAUGHT saga. When I first got into collecting comics (like before I was 10) my M.O. was to basically spoil every comic I picked up for myself. I’d flip through the whole thing right away without really reading any of it and then, once I’d done that a couple times, I’d go back and actually read the thing. Perhaps I would've enjoyed the comics more if I'd, you know, experienced them as intended, but that takes a little discipline, and I didn't have much of that then. So I suppose I experienced an odd bit of fearful symmetry during ONSLAUGHT,because it started with me flipping immediately to the end of X-MEN #56 to (14-YEAR-OLD SPOILER ALERT!) find out that Onslaught was really Prof. X and it ended with me exercising some maddening self-control to experience ONSLAUGHT: MARVEL UNIVERSE, one page at a time. The internet wasn't as all-encompassing then as it is today, of course, so it was still easier to be surprised.
I've been playing devil's advocate a bit, here. I prefer to be surprised, always. I’m willing to take a chance on an unknown comic with just a good cover and an intriguing synopsis simply because I want to be surprised. I think it’s an unfortunate consequence of this era's media saturation that we're given so many morsels before we get to the actual product. It’s sort of like how your birthday would feel less special if you got presents scattered over the month instead of all at once. Even though this kind of thing is basically what I deal in these days (call it a job hazard!) I still hate knowing where a story’s going ahead of time. It feels like I'm cheating a well-crafted story, doing that.
That's my opinion. Let's hear yours. How do you maniacs feel about spoilers? When have surprises been ruined for you by knowing what's coming ahead of time? Do you feel like your experience would've been better had it been "purer" or are you hopelessly addicted to being spoiled?
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