If Batman's parents are dead then how was he Born ?

It doesnt make sense.

Best thread ever.

He was created in a lab.

Y... you're right.

...............Maybe Batman origin need to be told.

@mlgdoritosoup: His parents died when he was 8 or ten depends on the timeline. They were shot by a random mugger for Martha Wayne's pearl necklace. They were shot in crime ally and at 10:48 that is also when the clock that goes to the batcave opens. Is that good answer

He was adopted his real parents are his favorite bats in the cave

*mind blown*

Because the Batgod doesn't need to be born, he always existed.

His parents weren't the parents he needed, but they were the parents he deserved.

I take it you do not know anything about the character or you are just trolling.

@mlgdoritosoup: Uhhh oh God are you reading comics? Or even watched a movie or TV Show about Batman or anything? Or do you have any logic? Or you are just trolling?

@heroup2112 said:

Wow. I mean I know this is nothing special but congratulations for oen of the best jokes ever.

@jucaslucasa said:

At least once that stupid fanboy joke is used in a right way.

@krleavenger: It's not a joke, it's the truth.

@jucaslucasa: Oh please. Why people call Batman Batgod in the first place? Because he beats anyone with prep even tho the only thing he uses are weaknesses, someone else's weapons, plot device, PIS/CIS/WIS and some things are not even made by him. Characters like Doom, Reed, Stark and Lex are way above him in prep.

Or if he just says "I'm Batman" why Grayson is not Batgod also? And if it is because "I'm Batman" then Nolan Batman is a God while any comic version isn't.

@krleavenger: Really? The joke worked? I'm not used to that all that much. Thanks, bro! (no sarcasm there at all, I'm not used to being all that funny. :))

@heroup2112: I don't know. Joke was aweomse to me. It made me laught and I usually don't laugh to jokes.

@krleavenger:

Noob

@krleavenger: Awesome. It's a rare treat when I fire off an actual GOOD joke.

@jucaslucasa: Oh ok cool. Lets just call Doom, Iron-man and Black Panther Gods.

So you've never read a Batman comic, or watched a Batman show, or just never knew Batman existed? Because even non-comic fans know about his origin.

Shoot, do you even have any common sense????? Or are you trolling?

Lol...not even sure where to start on this one.

Asking the real questions...

@krleavenger: Pfft.

@jucaslucasa: And Emperor Joker is stronger or weaker than Infinity Gauntlet?

@krleavenger: He casually stomped Darkseid, Spectre, Highfather, the Wizard Shazam and Zeus, and was wrecking the universe extremly casually, afaik.

He also has the power of a 5d imp. And anything 5d >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything 3d.

@jucaslucasa: That is cool but Thanos brought down Cosmic Entities down which by actual feats are above everyone you listed here. And if that's not enough I can bring up Doom from Secret Wars who is actualy more powerful than the Spectre by pure power.

@krleavenger: How many dimensions those Cosmic Entities have?

@jucaslucasa: As much as there can be in one Universe. Especially Eternity.

@krleavenger: The universe is in the dimension . . .

They are 3d, 4d, 11d?

@jucaslucasa: The problem is Marvel characters don't work that way but the source I have is Infinity Gauntlet > Every Universe in Multiverse + Cosmic Entities.

@krleavenger: The problem is that, if he's only superior to a 3d multiverse, any 4d being would stomp him. And any 5d being would stomp a 4d being. And any 6d being would stomp a 5d being, and so on.

Dimensional levels are op.

@jucaslucasa: So that's how it works aaa? Heh. So I gess Batman >>>>>> Megaverse. And I though Superman >>>>>> Mxy was bad. If we want to go by that logic it is still Doom who is superior to any Batman.

@jucaslucasa: Actually if ur using actual physics then the dimensions are just parallel universes (alternate dimensions),where the usual 3d universe has 3 spatial dimentions , the universe that you think of as 3d Is actually debated to be a 4d universe, with 3 spatial dimensions and a fourth dimension of time .

The entities that thanos with the IG or even the HOTU are abstractions that are beyond contraints of physical dimensions

Unless this 5D you speak of is unrelated to physics ?

@krleavenger: The Infinity Gauntlet wouldn't work in Batgod's universe. Checkmate.

@cull_obsidian: I'm talking about the number of spatial dimensions.

They aren't above dimensions, afaik. Isn't LT 16 dimensional?

If Batman's parents are dead then how was he Born ?

A question that has baffled scientists for over a million years.

@cruelestashley: I was talking about pure power and not who would win. If Batgod is suck a God than he can be a God and go fight in Multiverse where it can work. Besides, how the hell did he beat EJ in the first place (@jucaslucasa)> Please don't tell me it was some plot device. And @cruelestashley your argument is still invalid as God Doom is still above anyone in DC minus Over Monitor.

In the hierarchy of the multiversal order, Batman comes before Batman's parents.

@jucaslucasa: Yes the LT Operates in 16th dimentional capacity , the cosmic abstractions are above 5d , also it doesn't make sense if your talking about spatial dimensions as there are only 3 , the other dimentiins are space-time dimensions

@krleavenger: They tricked him into giving up his powers.

@krleavenger: Emperor Joker was about to destroy the entire reality just by not having control of his power, the only time Thanos has ever done something similar is not with the Gauntlet but with the Heart of the Universe and even then he destroyed the whole universe he was in, not the entire reality.

Stop this nonsense, trying to debuff on the Batgod is considered as blasphemy sooo...

@krleavenger: God Doom is nothing compared to Batgod, even when he's mortal. Adam West Batman would solo the Marvel omniverse.