How would you react if you woke up one day & realized that you were the last man alive on the planet?

So I've been reading a bunch of non-superhero related comic books for the past few months and I decided to read Brian K. Vaughan's "Y : The Last Man" series which has the premise of a man and his pet monkey being the last males on the planet, which is filled with women who have several ... different plans about what to do with him.

So, my dear viners, how would you react if you woke up one day & realized that you were the last man alive on the planet ? ( Also, I'm pretty sure I've already predicted one answer that most of you would answer).

Meh.

Haw Haw!

D'oh!

Be pissed I can't hang with any bros. I'll be forever force to talk about shoes, contours, eyebrows and how much of a b**** Jasmine is.

Finally, a chance to be pants-less in public again.

isn't it obvious?....I'd become god emperor of planet earth. we would ALLL be better off, trust me ; )

I'd still have to hear how all the worlds problems are the fault of the patriarchy.

A world full of crazy cat ladies.

I'd run around naked

Start making babies

Oh yeah!

So, women still exist right? I dunno, I'll have to see how it plays out, I probably wouldn't leave the house for awhile.

I would like to thing I get a happy ending. That being said there are sperm donation place, and not to mention they can forced me as a sperm donor. So I have to be careful, because sadly I would not be in a hentai where only sexy people want to have sex with me.

This.

It sounds cool until you really think about it.

I'd be initially distraught when I realize I won't be able to see most of my family and friends ever again. After I get over that, it depends if the world knows I'm the only man left too. If not, I'd do my best to keep it that way.

I would get laid more often. I think.

probably first shave my beard then just start covering my face when outside and watch how things go. I may reveal myself to certain people however not gonna go public.

I don't think it's "How would I react" as much as it is "How would all the women on earth react", to which the answer is "Who knows."

One thing that I think would immediately happen is that most of the Earth's women would interpret this as a sign of the end times. And to be honest, could you blame them? After all, I don't think all the world's men could disappear without an act of God.

So, yeah, my fate would be in the hands of a world gone insane.

I'd troll all the women by saying I'm gay, just to see how they'd all react.

I would still browse comic vine hoping to find someone

I'd lose like 40% of my friends/family but would still have people fairly close by I could talk to and what not so that would be fine. Keep me hidden with them people I care about.

Lay low for a while. See what happens and observe.

You would be king or a slave.

Probably live normally until I become public knowledge and some crazy weird lady kidnaps me and keeps me as a sex slave in her basement.

Go back to bed.

I'm bouta to be the father of over 50,000

@foxerdes said:

Consider suicide

Start collecting:

Batteries

Guns and Ammo

Jordans from Footlockers

Gasoline

Solar cars

Freshwater

Seeds of various plants

Salt, Silver, grains of rice and holy water (I'm paranoid)

Radios

Alcohol

Large U-Hauls and Trucks

Survivors

.

After all that I'd hide in a Hooters because if women would go anywhere looking for men it wouldn't be a Hooters.

That is a weird reason to have a comic vine account.

Mourn my family for a couple weeks, probably. Then figure out which scientists can help me figure out why, and make my way to them. Try not to die in the process.

I would finally have enough time to read.

lol at the replies here.

@watcher5000: But I just wanna make friends *runs away crying

Run around the planet.

Probably spend a few weeks or even months just trying out the stuff I could never do because they were too expensive. After that it becomes a game of survival against elements and boredom. Elements because things will slowly start to deteriorate and cities will get dangerous to be in and anything worth scavenging will go old and ruined as nobody maintains them. Eventually you'd go full "castaway" and would acquire a pet or Wilson volleyball for company... only, in your case you'd never leave the 'lonely island' alive.

Ofc If I'd become the only MAN alive... Helloouu ladies!!

They would lock you in a secret lab under guard and pump you of sperm (not the fun way). You would live a lonely life of a strict regime. One of excise and only eating healthy. You probably would never have sex again because every ejaculation will be timed and extracted in a way to the optimize a way of getting out and spreading your seed to as many woman as possible. Your life would not be your own. You life would be dedicated to making sure the world and society continues.

I actually don't see much of a happy life.

@dernman: You just crushed my thousand and one nights of carnal delights-fantasy with that reply. :-U

Start dressing like Doctor Doom.....

i'd get a vasectomy, and not tell any one. then it's just a free for all