how would Thanos do in college

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#1  Edited By Thanatic

i know this is a silly question, some might interpet as being stupid, but seriously i had a discussion with a friend about this

how would Thanos do in college

how would he do in math, science, engineering fields

history, social sciences

what would his views be on socialism, marxism, black empowerment, feminism

far-left and also far-right ideas as well

where would he stand

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#2  Edited By TheCrowbar

Poorly.

You're going to be like the "raindrops" aren't you?

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#3  Edited By Thanatic

you think he wouldn't do good in math or science? or any of the social sciences, social justice etc.

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#4  Edited By warlock360

If he'd take side-classes that give him a quick Re-run of how things fundamentally work the way we do it i think he'd make it, either that or he gets sent home with a note saying "A for effort".

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#5  Edited By GodDamnIronMan

He can juz skip classses all day and to showed up last minutes juz to Ace his Exam

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#6  Edited By acer51

He'd be able to do it.

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#7  Edited By Xanni15

He'd either kill everyone, make him his servants or just leave.

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He'd destroy the "inferior" school.

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#9  Edited By Thanatic

well seeing he has galactic intelligence (above reed and doom) and is virtually a master in all sciences.. he'd ace them... probably knows more then the teachers

however its the social sciences, humanities... the social issues.. how would he do in

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#10  Edited By GodDamnIronMan

@Thanatic: for a Galactic class of intelligence....he will learn and master it in......1 day (max)

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#11  Edited By LeonardDreiberg

Thanos has higher than human intelligence, so sure he'd do great in all academic areas. As far as his social beliefs go I think you need to look at one of his nicknames: The Mad Titan. He is a deeply caring individual who would do "right" as long as it suited his purposes. But his purposes are twisted and complex. Thanos is all about death. He sees the universe a fundamentally flawed because it exists. If creatures HAVE to be alive, then by all means they should be treated well and given every opportunity to be happy. Thanos' sense of "honor" would tie him into feminism, as well as all sorts of civil rights movements. I think he'd be far-left. However, he thinks he knows better than any being and would love to be dictator of the universe, GOD would be a better term. So to sum up: Super-genius liberal fascist with a deity complex who wants everyone and everything dead.

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#12  Edited By PowerHerc

He'd excel academically until he'd inevitably be expelled for some inconceivable criminal act.

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#13  Edited By TrueMoonchilde

Why does this sound like the premise of a bad sitcom to me?

In this weeks episode of Evil U. Thanos joins the football team, and is forced to take over as quarterback after the teams star, the Juggernaut, comes down with a bad case of mumps. Does Thanos and the misfit team of Evil U have what it takes to defeat their arch-rivals, Hero State, in the big game this weekend? Tune in Thursday and find out.

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#14  Edited By JonSmith

He'd fail.

Not because of his lacking in intelligence, but on the off chance he actually allowed these humans to test, he'd most likely write answers of such complexity and advancement that the tester's would assume he's wrong because his (entirely correct) answers don't match up with what they currently know.

It'd be like a person from fifty million years in the future coming back with all the scientific acumen and discoveries from that future and taking a college exam: They're answers would be regarded as nonsense because what they know THEN is far more advanced than what we know NOW.

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#15  Edited By whydama
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Thanos would ace in engineering, science, arts and history. He would probably be a tree hugging hippie. He has shown many times that he likes vegetation. He owns a farm on one some uninhabited planet which he keeps visiting. He also had a lot of respect for The Gardener (Elder) and hated killing him. He probably would be a liberal religious person.

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#16  Edited By DocFatalis

He could teach anything science related, but would probably kill or enslave the entire school in a few days. Then he'd organize avery special prom night with Death as date.

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#17  Edited By jonEsherfey

Thanos would be too smart for college and would be at the top of every class and he would be smarter than the teachers therefore making college useless for him.

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I want to see Thanos in a philosophy class. That would be one very brave professor.

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Why does this sound like the premise of a bad sitcom to me?

In this weeks episode of Evil U. Thanos joins the football team, and is forced to take over as quarterback after the teams star, the Juggernaut, comes down with a bad case of mumps. Does Thanos and the misfit team of Evil U have what it takes to defeat their arch-rivals, Hero State, in the big game this weekend? Tune in Thursday and find out.

That actually sounds fantastic.

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He'd learn much, and then form his own university for Villains.

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He'd excel academically until he'd inevitably be expelled for some inconceivable criminal act.

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He'd be teaching the professors

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@thanatic: but all his knowledge is in the field of applied fake comic-physics

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Would get wasted to many times after joining a fraternity.

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bump

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Like he did in Thanos Rising.

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would he socialize with people

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Why would his ideologies only matter when he's in college?

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He'd absolutely smoke the whole curriculum in less than one semester.

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#33  Edited By Experio

A big 'F'

Except for maybe science.

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A great idea for a sitcom:)

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#35  Edited By marvelfan123

He can juz skip classses all day and to showed up last minutes juz to Ace his Exam