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Posted by RUKM (330 posts) - - Show Bio

There are certain heroes and villains alike that all seem to have a witty remark or comeback just waiting on the tip of their tongue.

My overall favorite is Magneto.

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Who is your favorite?

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#1 Posted by Video_Martian (5650 posts) - - Show Bio

Booster Gold

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#2 Posted by Kal'smahboi (3976 posts) - - Show Bio

John Constantine. He's such an @$$ sometimes.
 
Sinestro's got some good ones, too.

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#3 Posted by Blood1991 (8115 posts) - - Show Bio

Hawkeye hands down.

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#4 Posted by KnightRise (4811 posts) - - Show Bio

Alfred "The Boss" Pennyworth

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#5 Edited by the_tree (8608 posts) - - Show Bio

Negative Man for sure, he always has something smart to say.

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#6 Posted by Uno_Oscuro (758 posts) - - Show Bio

Hellboy is a good one, I don't know if he is my favorite, have to give it some thought, good thread.

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#7 Posted by GenisAtom (6 posts) - - Show Bio

deadpool, spiderman, hawkeye, booster gold, and guy gardner.

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#8 Posted by danhimself (21433 posts) - - Show Bio

Ultimate Spider-man (Peter Parker)

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#9 Posted by darth_brendroid (1725 posts) - - Show Bio

I found that Gertrude Yorkes had her moments.

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#10 Posted by MarvelGrey (251 posts) - - Show Bio

@RUKM said:

There are certain heroes and villains alike that all seem to have a witty remark or comeback just waiting on the tip of their tongue.

My overall favorite is Magneto.

This say's it all...

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Who is your favorite?

Was this apart of the Tabula Rasa Arc?

I love Dr.Nemesis he is a great addition to the cast, and Namor too i'll try to get some quotes.

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#11 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (2896 posts) - - Show Bio

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#12 Posted by Mercy_ (94554 posts) - - Show Bio

Emma Frost :D

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#13 Posted by ssejllenrad (13095 posts) - - Show Bio

Spidey and Deadpool

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#14 Posted by ragdollpurps (16890 posts) - - Show Bio

@darth_brendroid said:

I found that Gertrude Yorkes had her moments.

Yeah!

Also whenever Psylocke decides to open her mouth it's usually something witty and sarcastic, her and Magneto's dialogue lately has been classic. I like Spidey's goofball wit, too.

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#15 Posted by sinestro_GL (3651 posts) - - Show Bio

In no particular order: Booster Gold, Iron Man, Magneto, Robin

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#16 Posted by Mekboy (1785 posts) - - Show Bio

Does Jackie Estacado count?

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#17 Posted by royale_with_cheese (752 posts) - - Show Bio

Doom: the king of condescending remarks.

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#18 Posted by AgeofHurricane (7699 posts) - - Show Bio

@darth_brendroid said:

I found that Gertrude Yorkes had her moments.

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#19 Posted by AgeofHurricane (7699 posts) - - Show Bio
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LMAO. Oh, Emmy.

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#20 Posted by blackadamFTW (7882 posts) - - Show Bio

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Booster Gold

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#21 Posted by DocFatalis (1451 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kal'smahboi said:

John Constantine. He's such an @$$ sometimes. Sinestro's got some good ones, too.

Totally agreed about Constantine. He wins this category hands down.

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#22 Posted by Remi (613 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kal'smahboi said:

John Constantine. He's such an @$$ sometimes. Sinestro's got some good ones, too.
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#23 Posted by Video_Martian (5650 posts) - - Show Bio

Also Iron Man and Robin (Damian Wayne).

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#24 Posted by DocFatalis (1451 posts) - - Show Bio

here's Con-John for the youngsters who wouldn't know him.

He's also a drunkard, a dishonest man and all his friends tend to go to hell (literally) early because he tends to use them to save the World:

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#25 Posted by ImmortalOne (4064 posts) - - Show Bio

Anyone from Red vs Blue.

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#26 Posted by Mega_spidey01 (3080 posts) - - Show Bio

spider-man, hawkeye, deadpool

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#27 Posted by RUKM (330 posts) - - Show Bio

@MarvelGrey: Yes it was. Namor isn't a Smart-Ass he just doesn't get Social Interaction.@NlGHTCRAWLER: Yeah It was between Magneto and Damien Wayne. Damian has such good lines.

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#28 Posted by Crom-Cruach (8935 posts) - - Show Bio

Harry Dresden from the Dresden files

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#29 Posted by GTG12 (1584 posts) - - Show Bio

@NlGHTCRAWLER: I feel like I should know this but is that Tim drake or damian?

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#30 Posted by rogue_mar1e (20180 posts) - - Show Bio

Damian Wayne.

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#31 Posted by RUKM (330 posts) - - Show Bio

@DocFatalis: Anybody who doesn't know who Constantine is shouldn't have an account.

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#32 Edited by BatteredArmor (6234 posts) - - Show Bio

How has no one mentioned Static?

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#33 Edited by BiteMe-Fanboy (8918 posts) - - Show Bio

Guy Gardner

Booster Gold

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#34 Posted by Saren (27534 posts) - - Show Bio

You can keep your Emma Frosts and Dr. Dooms and Damian Waynes.

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#35 Edited by Strider1992 (18204 posts) - - Show Bio

Spider-man and Deadpool for obvious reasons:

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But if this is all fiction then the most smartass character I can think of is Doctor Cox. That guy is on a whole other level of insults:

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#36 Posted by RoboShark (2637 posts) - - Show Bio
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#37 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (8519 posts) - - Show Bio

I gotta go with Alfred Penny as well. Dude has a sophisticated way of being a dick. lol. Made me step my game up. Clint Barton and Ultimate Wolverine. And I could read an entire book with just Spidey and Deadpool in it. I automatically have to buy whatever they are in together. I thought they were gonna call the the loony been while reading Suicide Kings in the comic shop. Deadpool: ''Hit-Monkey...He's a Hit-Man, who's a Monkey." Spidey: ''Yea right mutha%$cka!" lol (Spidey didn't say this but you could tell he wanted too) They should so give these two a book somthing like avenging spidey. You know just something fun to read, we don't need world shattering events every four days.

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#38 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (8519 posts) - - Show Bio

@Strider92 said:

Spider-man and Deadpool for obvious reasons:

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But if this is all fiction then the most smartass character I can think of is Doctor Cox. That guy is on a whole other level of insults:

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YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BRIGHT YOU'VE MADE MY DAY WITH THE DEADPOOL SCAN. SO MUCH SO THAT I'M WRITTING THIS ENTIRELY IN CAPS. I LITTERALLY AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD WITH TEARS IN MY EYES!!

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#39 Posted by Strider1992 (18204 posts) - - Show Bio

@Guardiandevil83 said:

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BRIGHT YOU'VE MADE MY DAY WITH THE DEADPOOL SCAN. SO MUCH SO THAT I'M WRITTING THIS ENTIRELY IN CAPS. I LITTERALLY AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD WITH TEARS IN MY EYES!!

Deadpool is epic when written properly!

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#40 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (8519 posts) - - Show Bio

@Strider92:Yes he is! I used to think no one could out do Spidey but as I became a man I put away childish things. Pete is still my fav and still cracks me up. But it's like comparing Sinbad to Eddie Murphy. While Spidey is the ''safe" funny and Wade is the Grown-Up after dark funny.

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#41 Posted by The Stegman (35888 posts) - - Show Bio

John Constantine 

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#42 Posted by Strider1992 (18204 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Stegman: Never read Hellblazer but i'm seriously tempted. Is it worth reading?

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#43 Posted by TheAnnihilator (1048 posts) - - Show Bio

Spider-Man, Human Torch, Hawkeye, Iron Man, and Alfred are the ones that come to mind first.

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#44 Posted by The Stegman (35888 posts) - - Show Bio
@Strider92: Yes! read it!
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#45 Posted by Strider1992 (18204 posts) - - Show Bio

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@Strider92: Yes! read it!

added that to my "to do" list!

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#46 Posted by Savage_Hawkman (129 posts) - - Show Bio

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Negative Man for sure, he always has something smart to say.

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Negative Man, definitely!

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#47 Posted by nappystr8 (1547 posts) - - Show Bio

A lot of great choices people have picked so far. I concur wholeheartedly with Hawkeye, John Constantine, Emma Frost, Spider-Man, and Deadpool.

I would also like to add Iceman, he's one of the original smart asses. Wally West and Kyle Rainer did a great job of bringing that early 90's Generation X attitude to comics. Grace Choi from the Outsiders also gets some good cracks in. Honorable mention to Plastic Man, even though he's more often annoying than witty.

But I don't think anyone pulls it off quite like the Joker. When he is written properly there is literally no situation in which he won't find a wisecrack for.

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#49 Posted by the_tree (8608 posts) - - Show Bio

@Savage_Hawkman said:

@The_Tree said:

Negative Man for sure, he always has something smart to say.

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Negative Man, definitely!

*High-five!*

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#50 Posted by oraclefyre (944 posts) - - Show Bio

Deadpool.

But I do love it when Magneto trolls people.