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#1  Edited By dtschemmel

First off, don't comment off topic things.

One way: Crush Kryptonite into a salt like substance and have him eat it. Boom, dead.

Any Universe now.

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#2  Edited By AustinHasten

Secretly put kryptonite under the soles of his shoes. Dead.

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Kryptonite doesn't instantly kill Superman.

I think someone developing an army of Superman clones made of Kryptonite, would do the hero in.

Oh, and the Superman clones have to be immune to Kryptonite themselves.

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#4  Edited By serpent222

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

Kryptonite doesn't instantly kill Superman.

I think someone developing an army of Superman clones made of Kryptonite, would do the hero in.

Now there's an answer!

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#5  Edited By Jorgevy

put a little lantern, microscopic in size, that sends of red sun light and infused with kryptonite in a sandwich and offer him

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#6  Edited By colonyofcells

Maybe use a kryptonite powered disintegration ray to vaporize Superman. I am not sure if Superman has a soul or not.

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#7  Edited By Bushwhacker_

Send Hex after 'em. That is, if he can get a hold of some kryptonite. ;)

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#8  Edited By dtschemmel

@Bushwhacker_: What comic is that?!

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#9  Edited By Bushwhacker_

@dtschemmel said:

@Bushwhacker_: What comic is that?!

Superman/Batman #16.. It was in an alternate universe.

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#10  Edited By xybernauts

Is it even possible to kill Superman? I mean really kill him permanently without him resurrecting like he did in Death of Superman?

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#11  Edited By dtschemmel

@xybernauts: I have no idea, I would like to assume you can, but who knows.

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#12  Edited By Teerack

@AustinHasten: OMG idk why but this made me laugh out loud for real xD Thank you. I agree.

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#13  Edited By colonyofcells

Maybe feed Superman to a sun eater for dessert.

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#14  Edited By dtschemmel

I've had this other idea of hiring a mad scientist to create a kryptonite baseball hat, and figure out supermans favorite team and it will kill him at the game. BAM.

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#15  Edited By CuddlyPlane

Put kryptonite in his conditioner... goodbye silky smooth.

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#16  Edited By FalconPuuunch

You guys are thinking too far outside the box. Just destroy the sun... duh.

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#17  Edited By dtschemmel

@FalconPuuunch: That kills everything except for humans...

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#18  Edited By roboadmiral

Superman's hard to kill as balls. A couple folks have suggested feeding him stuff that would kill him, but he doesn't have to eat.

Kryptonite'll slow him and weaken him, but he'll still probably be strong and fast enough to pull your head off your shoulders before it effects him too badly.

I think you'd have to put him in a situation where he'd willingly take the killing blow. Shoot a kryptonite bullet at a random bystander, he jumps in front of it to save them.

@FalconPuuunch: He'll have more than enough left over energy to fly to another star. You'll have a lot of stars to blow up.

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#19  Edited By dtschemmel

@roboadmiral: You dont think that he would realize the fact that if he dies, more will die without him?

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#20  Edited By AllStarSuperman

There is no "easy" way to kill superman.

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#21  Edited By roboadmiral

@dtschemmel: I don't think Superman plays it that way. He'll probably realize that, but I don't think he'll be willing to have that one death on his conscience if there was anything at all he could have done to prevent it.

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#22  Edited By dtschemmel

@roboadmiral: True, it would murder him either way.

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#23  Edited By Cavemold

no easy way to kill em

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#24  Edited By dtschemmel

@Cavemold: Maybe there is...

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#25  Edited By impossibilly

Sweep his leg while wearing Kryptonite shoes. A Superman who cannot walk cannot fight.

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#26  Edited By z3ro180

Leave in a room with dead pool for a year. He won't die but it be funny :P

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#27  Edited By JonSmith

Well, I've got a method to do it without necessarily getting CAUGHT, but it's definitely not EASY, and relies on someone having the resources of... oh, say... Lex Luthor.

First things first: Superman's weaknesses: Kryptonite, Red Sunlight, Magic. We also know he's a hero, with strong moral values. And some fairly normal information is that he's frequently seen with Lois Lane, and on occasion Jimmy Olsen. Lois Lane is too stubborn and devoted for the purposes of our plan, so we go after Jimmy. Now, we'll also need a hypnotist, a good one, whose services are for hire, someone who can get to Jimmy discretely. We've got the perfect candidate in Whisper A'Daire. With her mind control abilities, we can equip her with technology capable of disguising herself. Note: MUST make this disguise Superman proof: Meaning no auditory, sensory, or visual hiccups for him to pick up on. She can get close to Jimmy as an attractive woman, earn his trust, and gradually implant several hypnotic suggestions, to be activated when, and only when, we decide. Thus, we don't have to worry about Superman picking up on anything different in his behavior until the absolute last moment.

So we've got our sleeper agent, someone with Superman's indisputable trust. Someone Superman will turn his back on. Now how do we take him out? There are multiple options, such as the ever reliable Kryptonite bullets, but we'll want something more sure for the man whose faster than a speeding bullet. We'll hire Metallo. Arrange an accident elsewhere while Metallo kidnaps Olsen. Superman bursts in to rescue Jimmy, Metallo engages, and uses the trigger word for Jimmy's implanted suggestions. Jimmy will hallucinate Superman as something Jimmy hates, thus removing most of his desire to try and break the control than if we'd just had him shoot at Superman. Metallo restrains Superman, or at least distracts him, gives Jimmy a clear shot with the kryptonite gun, Superman goes down. While standard kryptonite takes time, kryptonite bullets have been shown to instantly incapacitate the Man of Steel. From there, Metallo can finish the job. He kills Olsen, returns to us for payment, we use nanites coating the case we'll deliver his payment in to wipe his memory of us from the plan.

We leave him alive because we need a fall guy. With the Man of Steel dead, the JL will be looking for someone to blame. Metallo will only remember killing Superman, using a gun to fire the bullet while Superman attempted to rescue Olsen. And without his main advantage of kryptonite, he should be fairly easy for the JL to take down.

In summary: Jimmy Olsen, Superman, dead. Prolonged exposure to the kryptonite bullet and Metallo's kryptonite heart should leave him dead rather than comatose, such as after his encounter with Doomsday. Metallo: None the wiser. Traces back to us: None.

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#28  Edited By AtPhantom

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

I think someone developing an army of Superman clones made of Kryptonite, would do the hero in.

...Wouldn't the kryptonite kill the Superman clones as well?

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#29  Edited By dtschemmel

@JonSmith: That...was beautiful. (':

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#30  Edited By dtschemmel

@AtPhantom: I dont think the clones are affected like superman.

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#31  Edited By mk111

@JonSmith:

Pretty good.

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#32  Edited By dtschemmel

Maybe have a train made of Kryptonite ram him?

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#33  Edited By AustinHasten

@JonSmith: Take it easy bro.

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@AtPhantom said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

I think someone developing an army of Superman clones made of Kryptonite, would do the hero in.

...Wouldn't the kryptonite kill the Superman clones as well?

I edited that like 5 seconds after I posted it to make it so that the Superman clones were immune to the Kryptonite.

Or you could just spam a giant army of Doomsday(s) at him.

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#35  Edited By comicace3

Oh it's hard to kill superman. But you can create a shield around the earth that converts yellow sunlight to red. Convince superman it is used to enhance his power. When he becomes depowered, kryptonite bullet to the head. If it's overkill... IDC. On another note.... why can't superman get his ass whooped in a brawl without someone using magic. Can someone just beat him no matter how many times he sundips?

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#36  Edited By dtschemmel

@comicace3: Thats a good question... I have no idea. Im not a superman pro.

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#37  Edited By CrimsonAlchemist

@Bushwhacker_: LOL give Jonah Hex some Kryptonite bullets and bang Supes is done.

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#38  Edited By CrimsonAlchemist

@FalconPuuunch: Now that's Genius!

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#39  Edited By Lvenger

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

@AtPhantom said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

I think someone developing an army of Superman clones made of Kryptonite, would do the hero in.

...Wouldn't the kryptonite kill the Superman clones as well?

I edited that like 5 seconds after I posted it to make it so that the Superman clones were immune to the Kryptonite.

Or you could just spam a giant army of Doomsday(s) at him.

Doomsday clones are hard to do though. Darkseid couldn't do it so had to make a weaker army of DD clones and even though Waller managed to make a Doomsday soldier with Kryptonite, that didn't kill Superman.

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I like the idea of him ingesting it,maybe that could do the trick or injecting it (but you would have to find a needle strong enough to penetrate his skin)

@Lvenger:You like/know about Superman got any suggestions on how to kill your favorite hero???

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#41  Edited By Lvenger

@mrdecepticonleader: Just pointing out the flaw in trying to make an army of Doomsday clones to kill Superman is all. Never said I liked it but it's definitely not quite as easy to kill Superman as the OP makes it out to be :P

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@Lvenger said:

@mrdecepticonleader: Just pointing out the flaw in trying to make an army of Doomsday clones to kill Superman is all. Never said I liked it but it's definitely not quite as easy to kill Superman as the OP makes it out to be :P

I agree I think it could be very difficult to kill him.

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#43  Edited By Lvenger

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@Lvenger said:

@mrdecepticonleader: Just pointing out the flaw in trying to make an army of Doomsday clones to kill Superman is all. Never said I liked it but it's definitely not quite as easy to kill Superman as the OP makes it out to be :P

I agree I think it could be very difficult to kill him.

He once survived a nuclear explosion that contained kryptonite so there's more to killing him than just having the green rock.

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@Lvenger said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@Lvenger said:

@mrdecepticonleader: Just pointing out the flaw in trying to make an army of Doomsday clones to kill Superman is all. Never said I liked it but it's definitely not quite as easy to kill Superman as the OP makes it out to be :P

I agree I think it could be very difficult to kill him.

He once survived a nuclear explosion that contained kryptonite so there's more to killing him than just having the green rock.

Damn really?

Maybe all this Superman getting killed by a green rock is just one big lie :)

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#45  Edited By Lvenger

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@Lvenger said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@Lvenger said:

@mrdecepticonleader: Just pointing out the flaw in trying to make an army of Doomsday clones to kill Superman is all. Never said I liked it but it's definitely not quite as easy to kill Superman as the OP makes it out to be :P

I agree I think it could be very difficult to kill him.

He once survived a nuclear explosion that contained kryptonite so there's more to killing him than just having the green rock.

Damn really?

Maybe all this Superman getting killed by a green rock is just one big lie :)

Tis true. Here are the scans to prove it:

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@Lvenger said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@Lvenger said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@Lvenger said:

@mrdecepticonleader: Just pointing out the flaw in trying to make an army of Doomsday clones to kill Superman is all. Never said I liked it but it's definitely not quite as easy to kill Superman as the OP makes it out to be :P

I agree I think it could be very difficult to kill him.

He once survived a nuclear explosion that contained kryptonite so there's more to killing him than just having the green rock.

Damn really?

Maybe all this Superman getting killed by a green rock is just one big lie :)

Tis true. Here are the scans to prove it:

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If he can survive that what will kill him?

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#47  Edited By Lvenger

@mrdecepticonleader: Certainly not that tiny kryptonite ring Batman has.

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@Lvenger said:

@mrdecepticonleader: Certainly not that tiny kryptonite ring Batman has.

Certainly just by looking at those scans.But I mean he probably has it to weaken him.

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#49  Edited By Dark_Vengeance_

It's simple, we call the Batman.

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#50  Edited By Overkill

Superman stood against a Kryptonite Doomsday clone and kryptonite powered villains in the past. Having kryptonite doesn't get you an easy way.