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#1 Edited by dtschemmel (566 posts) - - Show Bio

First off, don't comment off topic things.

One way: Crush Kryptonite into a salt like substance and have him eat it. Boom, dead.

Any Universe now.

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#2 Posted by AustinHasten (249 posts) - - Show Bio

Secretly put kryptonite under the soles of his shoes. Dead.

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#3 Edited by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (21616 posts) - - Show Bio

Kryptonite doesn't instantly kill Superman.

I think someone developing an army of Superman clones made of Kryptonite, would do the hero in.

Oh, and the Superman clones have to be immune to Kryptonite themselves.

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#4 Posted by serpent222 (321 posts) - - Show Bio

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

Kryptonite doesn't instantly kill Superman.

I think someone developing an army of Superman clones made of Kryptonite, would do the hero in.

Now there's an answer!

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#5 Posted by Jorgevy (5165 posts) - - Show Bio

put a little lantern, microscopic in size, that sends of red sun light and infused with kryptonite in a sandwich and offer him

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#6 Posted by colonyofcells (2038 posts) - - Show Bio

Maybe use a kryptonite powered disintegration ray to vaporize Superman. I am not sure if Superman has a soul or not.

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#7 Posted by Bushwhacker_ (597 posts) - - Show Bio

Send Hex after 'em. That is, if he can get a hold of some kryptonite. ;)

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#8 Posted by dtschemmel (566 posts) - - Show Bio

@Bushwhacker_: What comic is that?!

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#9 Posted by Bushwhacker_ (597 posts) - - Show Bio

@dtschemmel said:

@Bushwhacker_: What comic is that?!

Superman/Batman #16.. It was in an alternate universe.

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#10 Posted by xybernauts (888 posts) - - Show Bio

Is it even possible to kill Superman? I mean really kill him permanently without him resurrecting like he did in Death of Superman?

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#11 Posted by dtschemmel (566 posts) - - Show Bio

@xybernauts: I have no idea, I would like to assume you can, but who knows.

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#12 Posted by Teerack (10356 posts) - - Show Bio

@AustinHasten: OMG idk why but this made me laugh out loud for real xD Thank you. I agree.

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#13 Posted by colonyofcells (2038 posts) - - Show Bio

Maybe feed Superman to a sun eater for dessert.

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#14 Posted by dtschemmel (566 posts) - - Show Bio

I've had this other idea of hiring a mad scientist to create a kryptonite baseball hat, and figure out supermans favorite team and it will kill him at the game. BAM.

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#15 Posted by CuddlyPlane (105 posts) - - Show Bio

Put kryptonite in his conditioner... goodbye silky smooth.

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#16 Edited by FalconPuuunch (947 posts) - - Show Bio

You guys are thinking too far outside the box. Just destroy the sun... duh.

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#17 Posted by dtschemmel (566 posts) - - Show Bio

@FalconPuuunch: That kills everything except for humans...

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#18 Posted by roboadmiral (577 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman's hard to kill as balls. A couple folks have suggested feeding him stuff that would kill him, but he doesn't have to eat.

Kryptonite'll slow him and weaken him, but he'll still probably be strong and fast enough to pull your head off your shoulders before it effects him too badly.

I think you'd have to put him in a situation where he'd willingly take the killing blow. Shoot a kryptonite bullet at a random bystander, he jumps in front of it to save them.

@FalconPuuunch: He'll have more than enough left over energy to fly to another star. You'll have a lot of stars to blow up.

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#19 Posted by dtschemmel (566 posts) - - Show Bio

@roboadmiral: You dont think that he would realize the fact that if he dies, more will die without him?

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#20 Posted by AllStarSuperman (36320 posts) - - Show Bio

There is no "easy" way to kill superman.

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#21 Edited by roboadmiral (577 posts) - - Show Bio

@dtschemmel: I don't think Superman plays it that way. He'll probably realize that, but I don't think he'll be willing to have that one death on his conscience if there was anything at all he could have done to prevent it.

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#22 Posted by dtschemmel (566 posts) - - Show Bio

@roboadmiral: True, it would murder him either way.

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#23 Posted by Cavemold (1818 posts) - - Show Bio

no easy way to kill em

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#24 Posted by dtschemmel (566 posts) - - Show Bio

@Cavemold: Maybe there is...

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#25 Posted by impossibilly (921 posts) - - Show Bio

Sweep his leg while wearing Kryptonite shoes. A Superman who cannot walk cannot fight.

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#26 Posted by z3ro180 (8680 posts) - - Show Bio

Leave in a room with dead pool for a year. He won't die but it be funny :P

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#27 Edited by JonSmith (4529 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, I've got a method to do it without necessarily getting CAUGHT, but it's definitely not EASY, and relies on someone having the resources of... oh, say... Lex Luthor.

First things first: Superman's weaknesses: Kryptonite, Red Sunlight, Magic. We also know he's a hero, with strong moral values. And some fairly normal information is that he's frequently seen with Lois Lane, and on occasion Jimmy Olsen. Lois Lane is too stubborn and devoted for the purposes of our plan, so we go after Jimmy. Now, we'll also need a hypnotist, a good one, whose services are for hire, someone who can get to Jimmy discretely. We've got the perfect candidate in Whisper A'Daire. With her mind control abilities, we can equip her with technology capable of disguising herself. Note: MUST make this disguise Superman proof: Meaning no auditory, sensory, or visual hiccups for him to pick up on. She can get close to Jimmy as an attractive woman, earn his trust, and gradually implant several hypnotic suggestions, to be activated when, and only when, we decide. Thus, we don't have to worry about Superman picking up on anything different in his behavior until the absolute last moment.

So we've got our sleeper agent, someone with Superman's indisputable trust. Someone Superman will turn his back on. Now how do we take him out? There are multiple options, such as the ever reliable Kryptonite bullets, but we'll want something more sure for the man whose faster than a speeding bullet. We'll hire Metallo. Arrange an accident elsewhere while Metallo kidnaps Olsen. Superman bursts in to rescue Jimmy, Metallo engages, and uses the trigger word for Jimmy's implanted suggestions. Jimmy will hallucinate Superman as something Jimmy hates, thus removing most of his desire to try and break the control than if we'd just had him shoot at Superman. Metallo restrains Superman, or at least distracts him, gives Jimmy a clear shot with the kryptonite gun, Superman goes down. While standard kryptonite takes time, kryptonite bullets have been shown to instantly incapacitate the Man of Steel. From there, Metallo can finish the job. He kills Olsen, returns to us for payment, we use nanites coating the case we'll deliver his payment in to wipe his memory of us from the plan.

We leave him alive because we need a fall guy. With the Man of Steel dead, the JL will be looking for someone to blame. Metallo will only remember killing Superman, using a gun to fire the bullet while Superman attempted to rescue Olsen. And without his main advantage of kryptonite, he should be fairly easy for the JL to take down.

In summary: Jimmy Olsen, Superman, dead. Prolonged exposure to the kryptonite bullet and Metallo's kryptonite heart should leave him dead rather than comatose, such as after his encounter with Doomsday. Metallo: None the wiser. Traces back to us: None.

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#28 Posted by AtPhantom (14434 posts) - - Show Bio

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

I think someone developing an army of Superman clones made of Kryptonite, would do the hero in.

...Wouldn't the kryptonite kill the Superman clones as well?

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#29 Posted by dtschemmel (566 posts) - - Show Bio

@JonSmith: That...was beautiful. (':

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#30 Posted by dtschemmel (566 posts) - - Show Bio

@AtPhantom: I dont think the clones are affected like superman.

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#31 Posted by mk111 (3148 posts) - - Show Bio

@JonSmith:

Pretty good.

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#32 Posted by dtschemmel (566 posts) - - Show Bio

Maybe have a train made of Kryptonite ram him?

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#33 Posted by AustinHasten (249 posts) - - Show Bio

@JonSmith: Take it easy bro.

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#34 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (21616 posts) - - Show Bio

@AtPhantom said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

I think someone developing an army of Superman clones made of Kryptonite, would do the hero in.

...Wouldn't the kryptonite kill the Superman clones as well?

I edited that like 5 seconds after I posted it to make it so that the Superman clones were immune to the Kryptonite.

Or you could just spam a giant army of Doomsday(s) at him.

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#35 Edited by comicace3 (11203 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh it's hard to kill superman. But you can create a shield around the earth that converts yellow sunlight to red. Convince superman it is used to enhance his power. When he becomes depowered, kryptonite bullet to the head. If it's overkill... IDC. On another note.... why can't superman get his ass whooped in a brawl without someone using magic. Can someone just beat him no matter how many times he sundips?

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#36 Posted by dtschemmel (566 posts) - - Show Bio

@comicace3: Thats a good question... I have no idea. Im not a superman pro.

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#37 Posted by CrimsonAlchemist (412 posts) - - Show Bio

@Bushwhacker_: LOL give Jonah Hex some Kryptonite bullets and bang Supes is done.

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#38 Posted by CrimsonAlchemist (412 posts) - - Show Bio

@FalconPuuunch: Now that's Genius!

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#39 Posted by lvenger (29475 posts) - - Show Bio

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

@AtPhantom said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

I think someone developing an army of Superman clones made of Kryptonite, would do the hero in.

...Wouldn't the kryptonite kill the Superman clones as well?

I edited that like 5 seconds after I posted it to make it so that the Superman clones were immune to the Kryptonite.

Or you could just spam a giant army of Doomsday(s) at him.

Doomsday clones are hard to do though. Darkseid couldn't do it so had to make a weaker army of DD clones and even though Waller managed to make a Doomsday soldier with Kryptonite, that didn't kill Superman.

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#40 Edited by mrdecepticonleader (19683 posts) - - Show Bio

I like the idea of him ingesting it,maybe that could do the trick or injecting it (but you would have to find a needle strong enough to penetrate his skin)

@Lvenger:You like/know about Superman got any suggestions on how to kill your favorite hero???

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#41 Posted by lvenger (29475 posts) - - Show Bio

@mrdecepticonleader: Just pointing out the flaw in trying to make an army of Doomsday clones to kill Superman is all. Never said I liked it but it's definitely not quite as easy to kill Superman as the OP makes it out to be :P

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#42 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (19683 posts) - - Show Bio

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@mrdecepticonleader: Just pointing out the flaw in trying to make an army of Doomsday clones to kill Superman is all. Never said I liked it but it's definitely not quite as easy to kill Superman as the OP makes it out to be :P

I agree I think it could be very difficult to kill him.

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#43 Posted by lvenger (29475 posts) - - Show Bio

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@Lvenger said:

@mrdecepticonleader: Just pointing out the flaw in trying to make an army of Doomsday clones to kill Superman is all. Never said I liked it but it's definitely not quite as easy to kill Superman as the OP makes it out to be :P

I agree I think it could be very difficult to kill him.

He once survived a nuclear explosion that contained kryptonite so there's more to killing him than just having the green rock.

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#44 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (19683 posts) - - Show Bio

@Lvenger said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@Lvenger said:

@mrdecepticonleader: Just pointing out the flaw in trying to make an army of Doomsday clones to kill Superman is all. Never said I liked it but it's definitely not quite as easy to kill Superman as the OP makes it out to be :P

I agree I think it could be very difficult to kill him.

He once survived a nuclear explosion that contained kryptonite so there's more to killing him than just having the green rock.

Damn really?

Maybe all this Superman getting killed by a green rock is just one big lie :)

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#45 Posted by lvenger (29475 posts) - - Show Bio

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@Lvenger said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@Lvenger said:

@mrdecepticonleader: Just pointing out the flaw in trying to make an army of Doomsday clones to kill Superman is all. Never said I liked it but it's definitely not quite as easy to kill Superman as the OP makes it out to be :P

I agree I think it could be very difficult to kill him.

He once survived a nuclear explosion that contained kryptonite so there's more to killing him than just having the green rock.

Damn really?

Maybe all this Superman getting killed by a green rock is just one big lie :)

Tis true. Here are the scans to prove it:

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#46 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (19683 posts) - - Show Bio

@Lvenger said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@Lvenger said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@Lvenger said:

@mrdecepticonleader: Just pointing out the flaw in trying to make an army of Doomsday clones to kill Superman is all. Never said I liked it but it's definitely not quite as easy to kill Superman as the OP makes it out to be :P

I agree I think it could be very difficult to kill him.

He once survived a nuclear explosion that contained kryptonite so there's more to killing him than just having the green rock.

Damn really?

Maybe all this Superman getting killed by a green rock is just one big lie :)

Tis true. Here are the scans to prove it:

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If he can survive that what will kill him?

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#47 Posted by lvenger (29475 posts) - - Show Bio

@mrdecepticonleader: Certainly not that tiny kryptonite ring Batman has.

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#48 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (19683 posts) - - Show Bio

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@mrdecepticonleader: Certainly not that tiny kryptonite ring Batman has.

Certainly just by looking at those scans.But I mean he probably has it to weaken him.

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#49 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (15333 posts) - - Show Bio

It's simple, we call the Batman.

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#50 Posted by Overkill (421 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman stood against a Kryptonite Doomsday clone and kryptonite powered villains in the past. Having kryptonite doesn't get you an easy way.