Dumbest Comic Names Ever

What are the dumbest names you have seen in the comics, for me its Superman.

Star Fighter says:

"What are the dumbest names you have seen in the comics, for me its Superman."

C'mon Superman the orginal superhero that's your dumb name?

Please, just tell me you're dumb name. Superman is the opinion I have on having the dumbest name.

I could be a realy smart ass and say star fighter, but I won't. I would have to say Paste Pot Pete.

Oh yea I saw that one the other day.

strong guy

Gambit LMAO

Last Arrow says:

"Gambit LMAO "

lmfao that is a dumb name

Boken says:

"strong guy"

HE was such a stupid character art wise/name wise that I forgot about strong guy! I change my vote to Strong Guy.

The Gay Ghost. I don't know if it was intentionally, but c'mon, what year was it? Wasn't the word Gay already used as a name for those people?

mr. fantastic

Starshield says:

"mr. fantastic"

I just realized how dumb that name is, I even laughed.

Triathlon

I got a couple:

3-D Man and..............

SQUIRREL GIRL!!!!!!!!!

Valkaad says:

"I could be a realy smart ass and say star fighter, but I won't. I would have to say Paste Pot Pete."

ha yea but now he is trapster

lady willpower

wow there are some dumb ass names.

The Inbetweener

Aqua Lad

Anything with Arrow in it. Green Arrow, Red Arrow, Dark Arrow, Last Arrow, Gay Arrow.

Phorqe says:

"The Inbetweener"

that just sounds like pornstar name

Calendar Man

Crazy Quilt

Knickknack

Raging Woody

Tenpin

Ramrod

though many more fill my head.

Kurtis Iverson says:

"Anything with Arrow in it. Green Arrow, Red Arrow, Dark Arrow, Last Arrow, Gay Arrow."

Yeah...your mom

Superman's pretty bad. It really says nothing about him.

But I think that Toyman, The Floronic Man, and Captain Cold are all worse.

Actually, DC Comics seems to have a lion's share of these.
Post Edited:2007-08-03 04:09:00

Shadow Cat's original name was Sprite. Made no sense whatsoever.

am gonna go with Wonder-man or jean grey :)

shazam! i mean come on? shazam? its like being called kapow! bam! or snikt!

Rotten gun says:

"shazam! i mean come on? shazam? its like being called kapow! bam! or snikt!"

Its the name of gods

All i got to say

Darkchild says:

"http://www.spacejunk.org/spacejunk/wp-content/images/humour/shaq-steel1_1142383141.jpg All i got to say"

LMAO

Captain Shazam says:

"Rotten gun says:

"shazam! i mean come on? shazam? its like being called kapow! bam! or snikt!"

Its the name of gods"

Yeah....no it's not

Captain Shazam says:

"Rotten gun says:

"shazam! i mean come on? shazam? its like being called kapow! bam! or snikt!"

Its the name of gods"

Shazam's gotta be one of the worst. But then you could list everyone in the Marvel family too.

arcade and mastermind come to my head real fast. it was always sorta.. wow thats stupid

i never did like the name nightwing

mojo

Kite-Man

Eye-Scream and 'Arm-fall-off-boy.' Really, you can check all the Legion, their names are all dumb. (Saturn Girl, Cosmic Boy?)

Thought this was appropriate. Invincible gets stuck in the Marvel Universe and meets Spider-Man. He rags on him for his name and then meets the avengers.

He continues on his dimension hopping journey and eventually meets Batman...

The Bouncer. But what about stupid powers, like -000 said: Kite-Man. He can create kite-technology and then fly around with it. THtas pretty dumb if you have no unarmed combat skills or other gadgets.

Buckshot says:

"Thought this was appropriate. Invincible gets stuck in the Marvel Universe and meets Spider-Man. He rags on him for his name and then meets the avengers. He continues on his dimension hopping journey and eventually meets Batman...

lol that's pretty good.

I second the nomination for Eye-Scream. He was a dude that could turn himself into any flavor of ice cream.

http://www.comicvine.com/eye-scream/43186/

And I have this issue that he appeared in, such a good one!

Almost anything with a color in it. Green Lantern, Silver Surfer, Green Arrow, Green Goblin, etc. Alot of Greens.

Red L.A.M.P. says:

And I have this issue that he appeared in, such a good one!

@ Buckshot: Oh man that's good. Fabio-Man, Black-Man, lol.

@ Lamp: Woo! Someone agreed with me!

Looks dumfounded at Eyescream

..........

Eyes start bleeding

Sparda says:

"*Looks dumfounded at Eyescream*..........*Eyes start bleeding*"

Well, you don't see that every day...

The Pied Piper. Dumb as hell.

Ha ha ha ancient history

Lol "Superman".

As much as I LOVE the Rouges I've got to say they've got some of the most ridiculous names.

• Captain Cold
• Captain Boomerang
• Mirror Master
• Weather Wizard
• Pied Piper
• Rainbow Raider
• Golden Glider

Now I'm not saying they're bad characters, they're my favorite villains in comics, it's just that if I heard on my local news station that 'Captain Boomerang' was on the loose I don't think I'd be all that concerned or worried.