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#1 Edited by RIKR2 (18062 posts) - - Show Bio

whats the funniest line said by a character in a comic?

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#2 Posted by CrimsonCake (2866 posts) - - Show Bio

"I'll kill you! I'll Kill you to Death!"

I just found that funny.

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#3 Posted by warlock360 (28181 posts) - - Show Bio

"Ducklips" guess from who, and to whom.

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#4 Posted by grenade728 (755 posts) - - Show Bio

I know this isn't the funniest ever and it's kind of mean, but in the Red Hood and the Outlaws Court of Owls issue, Batgirl was waiting for Bruce, but Jason showed up and said "nice Legs"! I thought that was hilarious.

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#5 Posted by warlock360 (28181 posts) - - Show Bio

@grenade728 said:

I know this isn't the funniest ever and it's kind of mean, but in the Red Hood and the Outlaws Court of Owls issue, Batgirl was waiting for Bruce, but Jason showed up and said "nice Legs"! I thought that was hilarious.

Very primitive... i like it ;D

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#6 Posted by Rabbitearsblog (6532 posts) - - Show Bio
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#7 Posted by RIKR2 (18062 posts) - - Show Bio

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hahahahha fail :P

cmon guys i wanna laugh! need more

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#8 Posted by SmashBrawler (6033 posts) - - Show Bio

@grenade728 said:

I know this isn't the funniest ever and it's kind of mean, but in the Red Hood and the Outlaws Court of Owls issue, Batgirl was waiting for Bruce, but Jason showed up and said "nice Legs"! I thought that was hilarious.

Oh God, now I gotta buy that issue. RHATO 9, right?

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#9 Posted by x_29 (2375 posts) - - Show Bio

"YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED!!!!"

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#10 Posted by RIKR2 (18062 posts) - - Show Bio

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"YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED!!!!"

lol, who said that?

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#11 Posted by Jorgevy (5165 posts) - - Show Bio

the "Yo Mamageddon"

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#12 Posted by thespideyguy (2770 posts) - - Show Bio

I think in AMZ #611 Deadpool said something like when your paid to kill spiderman always blow up a coffee shop, steal a motorcycle and give someone a specail hug

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#13 Posted by Shotgun (912 posts) - - Show Bio

"oh goodness gracious, I've been bamboozled."

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#14 Posted by RIKR2 (18062 posts) - - Show Bio

hahahah

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#15 Posted by x_29 (2375 posts) - - Show Bio

@RIKR2 said:

@x_29 said:

"YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED!!!!"

lol, who said that?

Some male character from Tarot: Witch of the black rose.

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#16 Posted by Mr_Winchester (735 posts) - - Show Bio

Funniest thing I've read is when Aquaman suggested he should lead the justice league.

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#17 Posted by grenade728 (755 posts) - - Show Bio

@SmashBrawler: Yep it's issue 9.

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#18 Posted by Roguegirl24 (200 posts) - - Show Bio

Mr. Sinister: (to Rogue) So beautiful, yet so strong.

Wolverine: (from behind) Well, I always DID think I was kinda cute. Nice of ya to mention it

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#19 Posted by RIKR2 (18062 posts) - - Show Bio

@Roguegirl24 said:

Mr. Sinister: (to Rogue) So beautiful, yet so strong.

Wolverine: (from behind) Well, I always DID think I was kinda cute. Nice of ya to mention it

hahahahhaha!

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#20 Posted by theTimeStreamer (2845 posts) - - Show Bio

@warlock360: wolverine to namor?

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#21 Posted by CashLiberty (7 posts) - - Show Bio

Courtesy of the Joker- "See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see...y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"

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#22 Posted by warlock360 (28181 posts) - - Show Bio

@theTimeStreamer said:

@warlock360: wolverine to namor?

atta boy

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#23 Posted by The Stegman (36491 posts) - - Show Bio
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#24 Edited by thespideyguy (2770 posts) - - Show Bio

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Courtesy of the Joker- "See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see...y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"

Knew someone was going to do this, and I couldn't blame prisoner one.

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#25 Posted by RIKR2 (18062 posts) - - Show Bio

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"one at a time" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

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#26 Posted by Razero (339 posts) - - Show Bio

There was that time Spider-Man took a swipe at Batman.

It was something like "Huh, maybe I should have dressed like a bat instead of a spider. Strike fear into my enemies....

....Nah, dumb idea."

I found it hilarious.

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#27 Posted by rico_3088 (517 posts) - - Show Bio

(Sabretooth) "OK, I'm through playing around!!" (Wolverine) "Ooo ... what are you gonna do, eat your spinach? http://wolverine.x-knights.com/sounds/wolv77.wav

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#28 Posted by RIKR2 (18062 posts) - - Show Bio

@rico_3088 said:

(Sabretooth) "OK, I'm through playing around!!" (Wolverine) "Ooo ... what are you gonna do, eat your spinach? http://wolverine.x-knights.com/sounds/wolv77.wav

lol!!!

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#29 Posted by MadeinBangladesh (12454 posts) - - Show Bio

Everthing Deadpool says

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#30 Posted by RIKR2 (18062 posts) - - Show Bio

bump

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#31 Posted by RIKR2 (18062 posts) - - Show Bio

moree funny stuff guys cmon ..

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#32 Posted by Roguegirl24 (200 posts) - - Show Bio

Jean: Bishop and Gambit -- if you'll please lose your weapons...?

Bishop: It's always been my belief that a soldier should never divest himself of the security of his armaments.

Gambit: Mon Dieu! Does the man sleep with a teddy bear as well?

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#33 Posted by RIKR2 (18062 posts) - - Show Bio

@Roguegirl24 said:

Jean: Bishop and Gambit -- if you'll please lose your weapons...?

Bishop: It's always been my belief that a soldier should never divest himself of the security of his armaments.

Gambit: Mon Dieu! Does the man sleep with a teddy bear as well?

lol!!

c'mon guys !! more stuff

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#34 Posted by tomlikesfries (5341 posts) - - Show Bio

Deadpool: ''What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?''

''A flat major!''

Uncanny X-Force #8

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#35 Posted by tomlikesfries (5341 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Stegman: I laughed so hard when I read that issue! Ultimate Spidey was awesome.

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#36 Posted by jack_before_joker (74 posts) - - Show Bio

@CashLiberty said:

Courtesy of the Joker- "See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see...y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"
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#37 Edited by wickedfun (64 posts) - - Show Bio

I thought this was actually quite funny. Emma is quite the comedian.

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#38 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (2896 posts) - - Show Bio
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#39 Posted by RIKR2 (18062 posts) - - Show Bio

Deadpool: See how you like it when I smack you with an interspatial distorter that will temporarily phase your brain into Dimension X!

Daredevil: This is an iPod with a piece of masking tape attached to it.

Deadpool: It is. Ah, but for a second there, you were really worried!

Daredevil: Idiot. Why are you doing this? I thought Cable was on our side?

Deadpool: Oh, and like I'm attached to Cable like a baby to its mother's teat? Is that what you're saying?

Daredevil: Oh, lord, no...

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#40 Posted by Nepth (149 posts) - - Show Bio

"You're nuttier than squirrel poop."

not really a joke, but pretty funny.

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#41 Posted by RIKR2 (18062 posts) - - Show Bio
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#42 Posted by i_like_swords (24362 posts) - - Show Bio
Get your filthy meat hooks off me!
Get your filthy meat hooks off me!

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#43 Posted by WriterOfEpics (32 posts) - - Show Bio

"So your armor isn't metal? Oh Dear. However shall I possibly defend myself?"- Magneto as he hovers a tower above Ironman.

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#44 Posted by The Stegman (36491 posts) - - Show Bio

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#45 Edited by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (6870 posts) - - Show Bio

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb" - Adam West Batman

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#46 Posted by Onemoreposter (4351 posts) - - Show Bio
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#47 Edited by ZeroKillXo1 (48 posts) - - Show Bio
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#48 Posted by Alak (1000 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_stegman:

You, sir, just made my day with that scan. Spider-man is full of awesome jokes!

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#49 Edited by Veshark (9458 posts) - - Show Bio
Not really a joke...still funny though
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#50 Edited by Deadcool (6940 posts) - - Show Bio

"You are so bald that you could lead the X-men" Spider-man to the Vulture, Spider-man:Tangled Web.