best joke made by a comic book character?

whats the funniest line said by a character in a comic?

"I'll kill you! I'll Kill you to Death!"

I just found that funny.

"Ducklips" guess from who, and to whom.

I know this isn't the funniest ever and it's kind of mean, but in the Red Hood and the Outlaws Court of Owls issue, Batgirl was waiting for Bruce, but Jason showed up and said "nice Legs"! I thought that was hilarious.

@grenade728 said:

I know this isn't the funniest ever and it's kind of mean, but in the Red Hood and the Outlaws Court of Owls issue, Batgirl was waiting for Bruce, but Jason showed up and said "nice Legs"! I thought that was hilarious.

Very primitive... i like it ;D

@Rabbitearsblog said:

hahahahha fail :P

cmon guys i wanna laugh! need more

@grenade728 said:

I know this isn't the funniest ever and it's kind of mean, but in the Red Hood and the Outlaws Court of Owls issue, Batgirl was waiting for Bruce, but Jason showed up and said "nice Legs"! I thought that was hilarious.

Oh God, now I gotta buy that issue. RHATO 9, right?

"YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED!!!!"

@x_29 said:

"YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED!!!!"

lol, who said that?

the "Yo Mamageddon"

I think in AMZ #611 Deadpool said something like when your paid to kill spiderman always blow up a coffee shop, steal a motorcycle and give someone a specail hug

"oh goodness gracious, I've been bamboozled."

hahahah

@RIKR2 said:

@x_29 said:

"YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED!!!!"

lol, who said that?

Some male character from Tarot: Witch of the black rose.

Funniest thing I've read is when Aquaman suggested he should lead the justice league.

@SmashBrawler: Yep it's issue 9.

Mr. Sinister: (to Rogue) So beautiful, yet so strong.

Wolverine: (from behind) Well, I always DID think I was kinda cute. Nice of ya to mention it

@Roguegirl24 said:

Mr. Sinister: (to Rogue) So beautiful, yet so strong.

Wolverine: (from behind) Well, I always DID think I was kinda cute. Nice of ya to mention it

hahahahhaha!

@warlock360: wolverine to namor?

Courtesy of the Joker- "See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see...y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"

@theTimeStreamer said:

@warlock360: wolverine to namor?

atta boy

@CashLiberty said:

Courtesy of the Joker- "See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see...y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"

Knew someone was going to do this, and I couldn't blame prisoner one.

@The Stegman said:

"one at a time" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

There was that time Spider-Man took a swipe at Batman.

It was something like "Huh, maybe I should have dressed like a bat instead of a spider. Strike fear into my enemies....

....Nah, dumb idea."

I found it hilarious.

(Sabretooth) "OK, I'm through playing around!!" (Wolverine) "Ooo ... what are you gonna do, eat your spinach? http://wolverine.x-knights.com/sounds/wolv77.wav

@rico_3088 said:

(Sabretooth) "OK, I'm through playing around!!" (Wolverine) "Ooo ... what are you gonna do, eat your spinach? http://wolverine.x-knights.com/sounds/wolv77.wav

lol!!!

Everthing Deadpool says

bump

moree funny stuff guys cmon ..

Jean: Bishop and Gambit -- if you'll please lose your weapons...?

Bishop: It's always been my belief that a soldier should never divest himself of the security of his armaments.

Gambit: Mon Dieu! Does the man sleep with a teddy bear as well?

@Roguegirl24 said:

Jean: Bishop and Gambit -- if you'll please lose your weapons...?

Bishop: It's always been my belief that a soldier should never divest himself of the security of his armaments.

Gambit: Mon Dieu! Does the man sleep with a teddy bear as well?

lol!!

c'mon guys !! more stuff

Deadpool: ''What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?''

''A flat major!''

Uncanny X-Force #8

@The Stegman: I laughed so hard when I read that issue! Ultimate Spidey was awesome.

@CashLiberty said:

Courtesy of the Joker- "See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see...y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"

I thought this was actually quite funny. Emma is quite the comedian.

Deadpool: See how you like it when I smack you with an interspatial distorter that will temporarily phase your brain into Dimension X!

Daredevil: This is an iPod with a piece of masking tape attached to it.

Deadpool: It is. Ah, but for a second there, you were really worried!

Daredevil: Idiot. Why are you doing this? I thought Cable was on our side?

Deadpool: Oh, and like I'm attached to Cable like a baby to its mother's teat? Is that what you're saying?

Daredevil: Oh, lord, no...

"You're nuttier than squirrel poop."

not really a joke, but pretty funny.

"So your armor isn't metal? Oh Dear. However shall I possibly defend myself?"- Magneto as he hovers a tower above Ironman.

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb" - Adam West Batman

@the_stegman:

You, sir, just made my day with that scan. Spider-man is full of awesome jokes!

"You are so bald that you could lead the X-men" Spider-man to the Vulture, Spider-man:Tangled Web.