Derek Royigon's Grandma thinks he's irresponsible.
He thinks he's the best kid on Earth.
But his Grandma decided that, on one Christmas, all she'd get him was one box with a tag that says "DEREK---DO NOT OPEN NO MATTER WHAT" just to put his responsibility to the test.
What happens if he opens it?
Do you want to find out?
Well, lets start our story:
"Whoa!" said Derek "Christmas already? Awesome!"
He knew his Grandma was rich, and he knew she was kind of grouchy and bitter, but he still expects great presents every year.
His Grandma looked like a librarian, with her two pigtails and her gray hair. Not to mention how small and skinny she is. And the wrinkles... they're practically ALL OVER her face!
Ugh!, he thought to himself.
But it was Christmas, so he tried to think happy thoughts and not about his creepy and wrinkly Grandmother.
She was nice to almost everyone but him.
He thought she just hated him, but it wasn't true.
He was actually an arrogant, annoying, selfish, and irresponsible kid.
But apparently he was on Santa's good list every year.
Fat-Beard-Man probably forgot to check that list twice, he thought, laughing to himself like a crazed maniac.
"DO NOT OPEN?" he yelled as he saw the box his Grandma got him "WHAT THE?!?!"
He wanted to have his Mom call Grandma, but he thought she'd probably "cast an evil witch's spell on him".
After that thought he couldn't help but laugh that horrible crazy person laugh.
He just stared at the box.
Finally, he grumbled angrily and opened it.
Inside... a bubbly, boiling green type of goop.
"This better not be that cheap Gak stuff" he whispered, playing with it with his hands.
Suddenly, the box started to overflow with the stuff.
"Good thing everybody's outside making snow-men and crap" he said.
Suddenly, the goop started growing faster....
Growing... growing... growing!
"AAAAAAAH!" screamed Derek, knee-deep in green goop....
TO BE CONTINUED....
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