Me: Hey folks welcome back to all of you who were crazy enough to come back. Anyway we will be talking to Superman. So how have you been Superman.
Superman: It's been h'el.
Me: You don't mean that. You have it all, you get to look at Lois Lane's boobies with X-ray vision, you get to look at Wonder Woman's boobies with x-ray vision, you get to look at Lois Lane's boobies with X-ray vision. Did I mention Lois Lane's boobies with X-ray vision.
Superman: No, I made a joke. And Lois is my girlfriend.
Me: Not anymore.
Superman: That hurt.
Me: Not as much as this: THOR.
Superman: THOR SUCKS. HE HAS LONG HAIR LIKE FAGIO'S AND LOOKS BETTER THAN ME.
Me: You have issues.
Superman: BATMAN ALSO MOLESTED ME, JUST LIKE NIGHTWING.
Me: YOU LET BATMAN MOLEST YOU? YOU ARE A KRYPTONIAN YOU COULD KICK BATMAN'S ASS. Are you gay?
Superman: That's personal, and I didn't kick his ass I spanked it.
Me: What if I told you we had Lois Lane in the studio.
Lois Lane: Mwwwwmwmwwmhjhhh.
Me: Sorry about tying you up.
Superman: *rips duct tape off lois, and fly's through window.*
Lois Lane: Hey spideyguy, you doing anything tonight?
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