Criminal Enterprise Episode 5

(Continued from Episodes 1-4...you can look them up, go on)

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Marco & Tony are in the car. Marco’s driving

Marco: So what do we do if we don’t come up with it?

Tony: I don’t even want to think about it

Marco: Well I do!

Tony: Maybe it’ll drop from the sky

Marco: Stranger things have happened. That Lantern guy got his magic ring when it fell from the sky

Tony after a pause: I hate him

Marco: What?

Tony: Out of all the super freaks in the universe I hate him the most!

Marco: Lantern?

Tony: Yup

Marco: Which one?

Tony: What do you mean which one?

Marco: There’s Red Lantern, Orange Lantern, Yellow Lantern, Blue Lantern

Tony: The green one!

Marco: Okay but which one. There’s the one in the cape, the black guy, the guy with the weird blonde hair who had a yellow ring for a while, the other guy, the young guy, the green chick, the dog

Tony: What dog?

Marco: There was a dog with a Green Lantern ring a few years back

Tony: Shut up!

Marco: It’s true! When the JLA had that base in southern Arctic

Tony: Antarctica

Marco: No, not in Canada

Tony: The Antarctic is the opposite of the arctic

Marco: So a warm sandy desert?

Tony: No you idiot! North Pole: Arctic. South Pole: Antarctica. Both cold, snowy places.

Marco: Anyway, which one?

Tony: Arctic or Antarctica?

Marco: No, which Green Lantern?

Tony: The one who blew up Coast City

Marco: That wasn’t him

Tony: Then who was it?

Marco: I dunno

Tony: Well Green Lantern wasn’t doing his job. His magic space mood ring can do anything except save seven million people from being turned into ash. If I had that ring...

Marco: We wouldn’t need twelve million dollars

Tony: Very true Marco

Marco: How much would one of those rings go for?

Tony: A Green Lantern ring?

Marco: Any of them

Tony: Billions! They can do whatever you can think of

Marco: Atomic ice-cream maker?

Tony: Umm yeah

Marco: Rocket powered dolphin?

Tony: Uh huh

Marco: A giant demon ninja with a Gatling gun that shoots lightning?

Tony: I changed my mind

Marco: About what?

Tony: Of all the super freaks in the universe I’d hate you the most if you got a Lantern ring

Marco: Me? Why?

Tony: Coz you’d be the Idiot Lantern ha ha ha

Marco swerves the car causing Tony to bang his head on the window: Not so funny now is it!

15 reads and not one comment....well it seems I shall stop this endeavour

@batkevin74:

Of all the super freaks in the universe I’d hate you the most if you got a Lantern ring

haha I would have to agree. :P

I really like this series and even though it might be a bit too late I gotta say that you did a great job with these. Really fun to read.

@FalconPuuunch said:

@batkevin74:

Of all the super freaks in the universe I’d hate you the most if you got a Lantern ring

haha I would have to agree. :P

I really like this series and even though it might be a bit too late I gotta say that you did a great job with these. Really fun to read.

Thanks, seems you were the only one :)

@batkevin74: Aggghhhhh! You didn't finish it? You didn't finish it! Finish it! Finnnnishhh iiiit! ;)

@cbishop: Story of my writing life at times