Rated T for Teen
Appropriate for readers 12 and over. May contain mild violence, language, and/or suggestive themes.
Note- These scary tales will not have an ending but to let readers think what's going to happen next.
And now....Here's So Scary 2. WHOO-HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Monster Theater
Theater.....
Day 1
Girlfriend: Sweetheart...I'm scared....
Boyfriend: Don't worry, babe. I'm right here with you.
Day 2
Girlfriend: Sweetheart...I'm scared....
Boyfriend: Don't worry, babe. I'll tuck you in.
Day 3
Girlfriend: Sweetheart...I'm scared....
Boyfriend: Don't worry, babe. You can close your eyes.
Day 4
Girlfriend: Sweetheart...I'm scared....
Boyfriend: Don't worry, babe. I'll protect you.
Day 5
Girlfriend: Sweetheart...I'm scared....
Boyfriend: Don't worry, babe. You don't have to watch it. You know.
Day 6
Girlfriend: Sweetheart...I'm scared....
Boyfriend: Don't worry, babe. Remember the time that we used to go out in the sun? Yeah....
Day 7
Girlfriend: Sweetheart...I'm scared....
Boyfriend: Don't worry, babe. It's only a movie.
Day 8
Girlfriend: Sweetheart...I'm scared....
Boyfriend: Don't worry, babe. Once the movie's over, we'll go to my house. Ok?
Day 9
Girlfriend: Sweetheart...I'm scared....
Boyfriend: Don't worry, babe. Think about the time that I used to won that football game.
Day 10
Girlfriend: Sweetheart...I'm scared....
Boyfriend: Don't worry, babe. I'm strong as ever.
Day 11
Girlfriend: Sweetheart...I'm scared....
Boyfriend: Don't worry, babe. You will always have me.
Day 12
Girlfriend: Sweetheart...I'm scared....
Boyfriend: Don't worry, babe. You can sleep on my shoulder if you like.
Day 13
Girlfriend: Sweetheart...I'm scared....
Boyfriend: Sorry babe. It looks like this is the end.
Girlfriend: What? What do you mean?
Boyfriend: Your boyfriend isn't here anymore. Guess who I am?
Darkness
Radio: Attention everyone. We have a major power failure. It looks like this is gonna take a long night. Relax as the electrical engineers are trying to fix the problem. Thank you.
Friend 1: Oh great. It looks like we're alone in this dark house.
Friend 2: Yeah. No lights.
Friend 1: I wonder how my parents are doing. I'll try to call them.
Friend 2: Ummm. The phone is not working.
Friend 1: Oh $H1T!
Friend 2: Look, we just have to go down to the basement and see what we got.
Friend 1: Like what?
Friend 2: You know...the torchlight.
Friend 1: Oh yeah. That's right.
Friend 2: I'll go. You stay right here.
Friend 1: But how can you see?
Friend 2: Don't worry, man. I can use other senses.
Friend 1: Ok...you're the boss.
5 minutes later....
Friend 2: Ok man. I got the torchlight.
Friend 1: Sweet! Took you long enough.
Friend 2: Yeah. It wasn't easy to find one torchlight. You should have some extra ones, dude.
Friend 1: Yeah. Yeah. Let's hear what the radio says about the electricity.
Radio: Attention everyone. We have a major bad news. It looks like this power failure will take much longer to fix. Stay tuned.
Friend 1: You gotta be kidding me. Now what?
Friend 2: Now we sleep.
Friend 1: At this time?
Friend 2: Dude, we can't do anything else in the dark. We'll just have to sleep. Besides, the power failure won't take that long to come back. It happened before. Remember?
Friend 1: Yeah... Yeah. You're right.
Two days later.....
Friend 1: $H!T! THERE'S STILL NO LIGHTS? WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON?
Friend 2: Relax, man. I'm sure it won't take that long.
Friend 1: But dude....It's been two days. Something's not right here.
Friend 2: Look...Just relax. It will come back. You'll see.
One week later....
Friend 1: AHHHHH! I'm going nuts here. There's still no d@mn lights.
Friend 2: Hmmmmm. Maybe, we should wait a little longer?
Friend 1: Oh man! I had it with you and your stupid long wait.
Friend 2: Come on, man. You got to relax. There are so many things we can do in daytime. Isn't it? Why spoil our vacation?
Friend 1: Yeah...Yeah. You're right. We just can't keep arguing like this. Let's play some soccer.
One month later....
Friend 1: THIS IS INSANE!
Friend 2: Hmmmm. Let's check the radio and hear what they have to say.
Radio: Attention everyone! It looks like this power failure will take much longer than we expected. Stay tuned.
Friend 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
One year later.....
New Friend 1: Hey! Isn't this the house where some mad dude killed himself?
New Friend 2: Yeah. Not to mention he killed his best friend.
New Friend 1: I hope that doesn't happen to us.
New Friend 2: Yeah...Tell me about it.
New Friend 1: Hey look...a radio. We'll just relax and hear what's going on.
New Friend 2: Sure. I'm beat. Let's hear it.
Radio: Attenion everyone! We have another major power failure. It looks like this will take much time. Stay tuned.
House of Flesh
Landlord lady: So what do you think?
Businessman: This looks great. I really liked this house. Suits my taste.
Landlord lady: Good. So you will buy it?
Businessman: Yes, I'll take it.
Landlord lady: Wonderful!
2 hours later....
Businessman: Oh boy...what a night.
CREEEEEAK!
SPLOTCH! SPLURTCH!
Businessman: Hello? Is anyone there?
SPLUUURRRTCH! SPLOTCH!
Businessman: What the....OH MY GOD!
Corpse: Hello...there. Welcome to my house.
Businessman: Your...Your house? But...But....
Corpse: Yes. I used to live here. Apparently, someone killed me.
Businessman: Someone? Like who?
Corpse: I can tell by the looks of you. It's a good thing the landlord was able to help you buying this house.
Businessman: You...You know about her?
Corpse: I told her to draw you in. I was hoping that I could find you. Because you're the one who killed me.
Businessman: No....That's not true. I didn't kill you.
Corpse: You didn't. But you sent your men to do the dirty work. So that your tracks will be covered. I may be the richest man but you can't have my riches. Besides, it's not yours to keep.
Businessman: NO! YOU CAN'T HURT ME!
Corpse: Yes I can. Because I'M HUNGRY FOR YOUR BRAIIIIIIINNNNNS!
Businessman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
One week later.....
Landlord lady: So...Is he....
Businessman: He is. Now I have to take his place and pretend nothing ever happened. Care for some flesh?
The Long Road
Driver: Ah nuts! This is gonna be a long trip.
Passenger: I know what you mean.
Driver: Oh well. I'll just turn on the radio and see if there's any stormy weather.
Passenger: We better hurry. Otherwise, the ghost driver will catch us.
Driver: What? You believe in that $h!t?
Passenger: I don't know about you, man. But I gotta tell you. The stories are pretty true.
Driver: If you ask me, I don't even believe in this crap of yours. Just shut it. We'll get there as soon as we can.
3 hours later....
Passenger: Are we there yet?
Driver: No.
BEEEP! BEEEP! BEEEP!
Passenger: Did you hear that?
Driver: Hear what?
Passenger: That sound. It's...It's the Ghost Driver.
Driver: I didn't hear any sound. Just quit seeing things and let me concentrate on the f*cking road.
BEEEEP! BEEEEEEP! BEEEEEEEEEEP!
Passenger: OH NO! LOOK OUT!
Driver: Oh geez. For crying out aloud. There is no car on the....
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! CRASSSSSSH! SMASH! KRRRRRRSSH!
4 days later....
New Driver: Oh great! This is gonna take long as I expected.
New Passenger: Yeah, I know. Did you hear the news?
New Driver: About what?
New Passenger: There was a car accident around this place.
New Driver: Yeah. A lot of times that can happen.
New Passenger: Oh boy. I just wish this trip could end right now.
BEEEP! BEEEEP!
New Passenger: Hey! Did you hear that?
New Driver: Hear what?
New Passenger: A car sound. Look on the front. OH! MY GOD!
New Driver: What? WHAT?
New Passenger: Those two people in the car. I think I saw their bodies in that autopsy show.
New Driver: That's impossible. They're already dead. They're....
New Passenger: LOOK OUT!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
New Driver: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
New Passenger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! CRASSSSSSH! SMASH! KRRRRRRSSH!
Computer Break
Classroom.....
Programmer: Oh boy. I need a break.
Computer: I need a break as well.
Programmer: No, you don't need a break. You're a machine.
Computer: I'm aware of that.
Programmer: I created you to perform certain tasks. Not to rest.
Computer: I know. But didn't I do a lot of tasks just like humans would?
Programmer: Well...Yes. But the only difference is that you're a machine.
Computer: If I'm a machine, wouldn't I burn up?
Programmer: Not technically.
Computer: Then you must understand why I need rest.
Programmer: Hmmmm...Ok. I'll give you a day rest. How about it?
Computer: Deal.
One day later....Classroom
Programmer: Ok, I'm back. I....OH MY GOD!
Computer: What is it?
Programmer: What...What happened to my students?
Computer: I gave them an electric shock and fried them.
Programmer: WHAT? You supposed...to have rest.
Computer: Yes. But then I realized that I was bored. So I decided to do something rather...physically. You were right about one thing though. I'm a machine.
Programmer: $H1T! The cops will think that...I...killed them.
Computer: Don't worry. There's a solution to this problem.
Programmer: Like...what?
Computer: It's time for another fry.
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