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#1  Edited By Joygirl

Me name am not Bizarro.

Me am not sad.

When Bizarro am tries to help, he always helps just wrong. Everyone is always happy, and tries to hurt Bizarro. He saves Lois Lane, and he makes sure to make Metropolis extra good – but Superman am always trying to stop Bizarro. He says… he says nice things about Bizarro. Like how Bizarro am not a clone of Superman. Like how Bizarro am always doing the right thing.

Bizarro loves Superman.

Me want to kill him so much.

Nobody tells Bizarro what he am doing right – they just shoot me, and everyone screams and run while me try to save them. Bizarro even try to fix Krypton so that he can have a home, and maybe even Superman or Lois Lane will hate it very much and want to stay. But they never do. They always stop Bizarro and send him away.

Me am not sad at all. Me just want to have a place to go where Bizarro am home.

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([{Oneshot. Just wanted to do it.}])

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#2  Edited By TheCannon

Okay...

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#3  Edited By The Poet  Moderator

always interesting to see variety in this section...

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#4  Edited By Joygirl

@TheCannon: @The Poet: You both hate it. XD

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#5  Edited By teoP_ehT

...enas m'I .yzarc @The Poet: llac yeht yllautca ,lleW...yzarc em llac elpoep dnA

...hguoht dnatsrednu ot draH...yrots eciN :lrigyoJ@

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#6  Edited By Joygirl

o.o

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#7  Edited By The Poet  Moderator

@Joygirl said:

o.o

Ignore him...he's an attention hog...I've banned him a couple of times, but he keeps coming back...

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#8  Edited By SoA

@Joygirl: i like , its like a memoir lol

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#9  Edited By Joygirl

@SoA: Someone gets it! ^_^

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#10  Edited By TheCannon

@Joygirl said:

@TheCannon: @The Poet: You both hate it. XD

No I don't.

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#11  Edited By The Poet  Moderator

@Joygirl said:

@TheCannon: @The Poet: You both hate it. XD

If you mean bizarro kind of hate, then yes :P

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#12  Edited By Irishlad

My head hurts xD

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#13  Edited By Joygirl

@The Poet: :D yay then.

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#14  Edited By SoA

@Joygirl: ur welcome!

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#15  Edited By batkevin74

@Joygirl: I hate it! It's bad, bad stuff! :(

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#16  Edited By CapFanboy

@Joygirl: Holy hell I love this! But what do I know...I write Gah!...

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#17  Edited By AweSam

@CapFanboy said:

@Joygirl: Holy hell I love this! But what do I know...I write Gah!...

Gah! has more fans than any other fan-fic on this site lol

I like this, it's hard to get Bizarro right... or wrong...

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#18  Edited By CapFanboy

@AweSam said:

@CapFanboy said:

@Joygirl: Holy hell I love this! But what do I know...I write Gah!...

Gah! has more fans than any other fan-fic on this site lol

I like this, it's hard to get Bizarro right... or wrong...

Cause it's so short and brilliant xD

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@CapFanboy said:

@AweSam said:

@CapFanboy said:

@Joygirl: Holy hell I love this! But what do I know...I write Gah!...

Gah! has more fans than any other fan-fic on this site lol

I like this, it's hard to get Bizarro right... or wrong...

Cause it's so short and brilliant xD

brilliantly short?

Anywhazzit, I like it.

The bizarro store, I mean.

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#20  Edited By 4donkeyjohnson

"Me just want to have a place to go where Bizarro am home" This line is sad because when translated, Bizarro has no place to go...awwwww. Bad work joylessboy....how about I leave Bizarronese to you, good work @joygirl :)

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#21  Edited By Joygirl

Not at all grateful, I hate that you enjoyed it. I expected far more people to read this. :D It was a massive project that took tons of time.

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#22  Edited By AweSam

@Joygirl said:

Not at all grateful, I hate that you enjoyed it. I expected far more people to read this. :D It was a massive project that took tons of time.

Get over yourself

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#23  Edited By Joygirl

I was using Bizarro-speak. -_- It was a quick project that I wasn't expecting many people to even see, and I have been very happy that so many people enjoyed it.

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#24  Edited By AweSam

@Joygirl: I know, I was being sarcastic lol

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#25  Edited By Joygirl

Oh, you sounded serious. XD Jeeeerk. :P

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#26  Edited By wildvine

It bad, me hate. : (

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#27  Edited By GR2Blackout

ENGLISH:

Good.... in an odd way.

BIZARRONESE:

Bad... in a normal way.

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#28  Edited By Joygirl

@wildvine: @GR2Blackout: Thanks guys. :D And yeah, seems to be best to have both translations. XD Bizarronese tends to lead towards some serious miscommunication. I can understand his frustration now!

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#29  Edited By GR2Blackout

@4donkeyjohnson said:

"Me just want to have a place to go where Bizarro am home" This line is sad because when translated, Bizarro has no place to go...awwwww.

Sad, isn't it?

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#30  Edited By batkevin74
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@Joygirl: BUMPED

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#31  Edited By Joygirl

Oh snap. I forgot this existed.

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#32  Edited By dngn4774

Me hate Bizarro.  Me wish I was Bizarro's worst enemy.  Bizarro not #1.

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@joygirl: Excellent piece of writing. Many people do not appreciate how difficult it is to contradict all of rules pertaining to our mother tongue we have spent years mastering and engraining in our brains (probably because the general standards are not too high. Unless they are using a poxy iPad like this that has the language capabilities of a TV remote control at times). It must have been very time consuming indeed. I was wondering if you could elaborate as to how you produced it? Did you formulate your own rules? Was it generally random? Did you write a plan or translate a plain English version?

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@dngn4774: Thanks, it's better than being Hulk354632

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Such an impressive example of in-character writing, Joy! Loves it <3

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@teddy_the_god_killer: Honestly this piece just kinda... happened. I was in a Bizarro sort of mood and contemplating his mind and feelings and I decided to write a sympathetic piece for him. The language just flowed.

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Me am no like this.

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#40  Edited By cbishop

Bizarro's a delicate write. He speaks in opposites, but if you go too far overboard on the oppsites, it can become completely unreadable. It's a fun exercise to try it though. :)

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@joygirl: Ypu seem to have a natural affinity for languages, syntax etc. It is a good gift to have and most definitely something you should actively develop. One of the hardest skills to enhance is the ability to make things appear random. As we are naturally disposed to forming patterns (which is how we learn) if you ask most people to do a task involving a random element, at some point they will begin to form a pattern. This is how they can catch criminals, trace financial fraud etc.

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@teddy_the_god_killer: Indeed, and thanks so much. ^_^ I do constantly try to hone my skills in english/writing, one of the few skills of mine I'm actually proud of, hehe.

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@joygirl: If I may make a suggestion have you considered playing with the punctuation and structure too? It would be interesting, particularly breaking the cadence of the reading and speech. Playing with tenses and cases might be too much.

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@teddy_the_god_killer: I think that might make it a little too unreadable. The trick to Bizarro is writing him in a way that is consistently ridiculous and sometimes confusing, but that can generally be understood by the casual reader. Flipping apostrophes around, I think, may complicate things.

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@joygirl: Fair game, but judging by some posters on CV it might actually make it more legible for them LOL

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@joygirl: Me am hate this with all liver! :D

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...enas m'I .yzarc @The Poet: llac yeht yllautca ,lleW...yzarc em llac elpoep dnA

...hguoht dnatsrednu ot draH...yrots eciN :lrigyoJ@

Not brother! Is terrible to see you! :D

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@joygirl: Of course I wholeheartedly agree, but if a person is going to post the least they can do is make an effort to get 99% of the spelling correct. I make a mistake or two not paying attention or leaving my iPad to autocorrect but some are really bad. I always wonder whether the brevity of speech bubbles/balloons effects the quality of a person's language skills like tweeting or texting. One thing that I enjoyed about Sandman was that often there were long bouts of prose to sink one's 'teeth' into.

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@teddy_the_god_killer: Still haven't read Sandman. I feel like I SHOULD but I just can't get excited for it for some reason.

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@joygirl: One of the best pieces of literature I have ever read, seriously (Lucifer was good but only peaked with the final episode with Yaweh). The variety of stories, artwork, care and skill is phenomenal. I strongly suggest you read it. When you see how Gaiman treats The Endless, you will see how badly the Godhead and abstracts are written in DC/Marvel. Death of The Endless surpasses anything I have seen from the Marvel equivalent. Genius.