Mayhem at Gah! plaza (Joygirl - Guest Gah! #4)

Hmm...Eddie Brock is running late. He's supposed to be here by now. I'll give him another minute....Hey. Is that a sandwich on the ground. With a string attached....pfft, not falling for that one agai-- *dives for sandwich* IT TASTES SO GOOD!

*door slams*

Hey...@Joygirl?! No! Open the door! Open the damn door! Eddie Brock is gonna be here soon! Put the microphone down! DON'T SHUT THE BLINDS! NOT THE BLINDS!!!!

Today, it is my great honor to present to this... um... what is this again? These are interviews, or...?

Right, interviews! Anywho, I'm Joygirl and it is my great honor present to "Gah!", an old frenemy of sorts to everyone's favorite Spider-fella, the big, beefy bastard everyone knows as Edward Brock!

Hey. Where's the other guy?

He doesn't love you the way I do.

THAT'S A LIE!!

I suppose it's too late for me to back out of this...?

Absolutely.

Damn.

So! Marvel's put you through a lot of ridiculous crap over the years, huh? I have to admit, from a professional standpoint, you're just giving me way too much ammunition.

I'm really sorry to hear that.

You should be! So, let's start with you losing absolutely everything that's ever mattered to you -- your wife, your health, your career -- and swapping it for a suit made of black slime and a grudge against a teenager. How do you feel about Spider-Man?

He's fine I guess. I've really kinda given up on the whole thing. Best if we just stay apart.

Seriously? I could have sworn your entire persona was based around hating that whiny bastard?

Well, I saw this thing, these Twelve Steps? It really helped me work through my anger.

...You sicken me. Okay, so, rumor has it a while ago you gave up your suit, which was really what made you cool? Then you got cancer again and slit your own wrists?

Yeah, that happened... I hit a dark spot in my life.

Well, you also hit a dark spot in a lot of other people's lives! You know that jerk-off Scorpion got your alien-thingy? Everyone was really upset about that.

Yeah, I met him. I honestly wasn't crazy about his choice to put eyeballs in the suit, kinda ruined the point of being a dark Spider-Man mirror.

You should see the tool who's wearing it now! He looks like Peter Parker and Frank Castle's illegitimate butt-baby.

I saw him too. I have to say, I was really hoping a single person besides me would make something of that suit, but I suppose it was a risk I took when I sold it on auction....

Okay, okay, enough about the pathetic things you've done in your past. What are you up to right now?

Well, I've been training with some heavy weapons that I somehow found, and I've been deciding to kill as many symbiotes as possible while I'm not wearing various ones--

Whoooa, whoa there buddy. Let me just stop you right there. That's all really boring and I'm pretty sure nobody cares at all.

But Marvel needs me to bring Balance to the Symbiote Force--

Shush.

That concludes today's Gah! Everyone, big hand for mister Eddie Brock! Great big failure! Whooo!

JOYGIRL!! OPEN THE DOOR! I NEED THE POTTY! I LEFT MY BROWSER OPEN! DON'T JUDGE ME! I'M JUST A MAN...A WEAK, WEAK MAN!

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@Joygirl Don't let Cap cash in on your genius girl.

I know, I gotta be careful. Crazy bastich will ruin me if I let him. :O

@wildvine said:

@Joygirl Don't let Cap cash in on your genius girl.

It's hard being a pimp.

@Joygirl said:

I know, I gotta be careful. Crazy bastich will ruin me if I let him. :O

Don't drink out of my liquor cabinet then. *snatches bottle from Joygirl's mouth*

@CapFanboy You have been reduced to spamming your own threads. Sad.

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy You have been reduced to spamming your own threads. Sad.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE SO MEAN?! *cries*

poor Spidey. He will always be hated for his awesomeness.

*sits in her playpen and sobs as her bottle is taken away*

@Joygirl said:

*sits in her playpen and sobs as her bottle is taken away*

Sneak's a bottle in. Shhhh.

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy You have been reduced to spamming your own threads. Sad.

Gah can actully be reduced? I didn't think spam could be spammed...

@Project_Worm said:

@CapFanboy: What the poop?! Am I the only person who hasn't appeared on Gah!? I see how it is -_-

You can do one if you want.

@The Poet said:

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy You have been reduced to spamming your own threads. Sad.

Gah can actully be reduced? I didn't think spam could be spammed...

SPAM?! HOW DARE YO-- And I was gonna offer you a guest Gah! as well!

Reading that made me slowly go unconscious. I posted this after I woke up.

@Pyrogram: Guess my sense of humor is too sophisticated for you. ^_^

@Joygirl: Well that's a way of putting it :P

@Pyrogram said:

Reading that made me slowly go unconscious. I posted this after I woke up.

Ahem. *Cough cough* I'm sure your joking. Right?

@wildvine: >_< Seriously, I went into my own little Odin/pyrogram Sleep style thing.

@Joygirl: Sorry if It seemed offensive btw, I said that as it was a crazy interview in my view. But funny.

I read it in hindsight It was a little much, I posted it late at night and was I honestly thought it was a legit interview, not something written properly, shows how good it is then I guess.

@Pyrogram said:

Reading that made me slowly go unconscious. I posted this after I woke up.

You should check out the sixty I wrote. This is a heavily sedated version.

@Pyrogram said:

@Joygirl: Sorry if It seemed offensive btw, I said that as it was a crazy interview in my view. But funny.

I read it in hindsight It was a little much, I posted it late at night and was I honestly thought it was a legit interview, not something written properly, shows how good it is then I guess.

Nothing posted on a thread that houses the word "Gah!" will be deemed offensive.

@CapFanboy: Ok , I will check it out if I can find it , and that's good to hear.

Me once I realized it was not an interview and I got tricked by my own brain.

Bumpz.