This is totally inspired by Gah! and Wha? It is rated, who the hell cares. This is like Gah!'s crazy uncle.
Me: Good morning folks, lets start things off with a good breakfast of bacon pancakes.
Me: Now that we have eaten a breakfast we will be interviewing a deeply troubled nightwing. Say good morning, nightwing.
Nightwing: Good morning nightwing.
Me: So how was it to have your dad shot dead in front of you, then now be working with the daughter of the man who shot your parents?
Nightwing: I need a tissue.
Me: *hands him tissue* So your saying it was worse that Bruce touched you as a child?
Nightwing: Hey, bruce gets a lot of greif about those short pants...
Me: That you wore until you became nightwing, after college.
Nightwing: ... those in my circus act first.
Me: What about Sonia Zucco? I'm sure you got a little 5th base.
Nightwing: There is no fifth base.
Me: Not with how I count. What if we told you we had your dead father in the back.
Nightwing: Wait what?
Me: Yeah you heard me, over here we love taxidermy.
Nightwing: *sprays un-taxidermy spay over his dead father*
Me: Spray is Batman's thing. Guess you don't want to know what we did to your dead mothers corpse.
Nightwing: You sick ... *falls down and faints*
Me: Well remember that tissue you blew your nose in, it was laced with rohypnol. Lets see what Bruce got his hands on.
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