Well...we had to do this at some point. Ladies and Gentleman: AQUAMAN!
So...Aquaman...how're things.
Is that a laugh? Are you laughing? I will stick this trident so far up your a**--
Speaking of a**.
Shut up.
B-B-But Mera.
*Draws trident*
I bet Mera never told you to get your trident out of her face...
You're dead.
Damn...anyway. As King of Atlantis do you like it deep.
...
Oh come one!! It's all good fun. I mean, talking to a human rather than a fish must be a blessing.
I DON'T TALK TO FISH!
Whatever you say pal. Ever watched The Waterboy?
*leaves*
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