Cappie/AweSam one post story thread!

@ReVamp: You realise Mjolnir isn't meant to go in your mouth right?...

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@ReVamp: Can I claim "win" now?

@CapFanboy: I'd say yes

@primepower53: Well then...

@ReVamp: I WIN! I WIN! I! WIN!

@CapFanboy: although I think the phrase "Thor's hammer doesn't go in your mouth" fits better

@primepower53: But Thor calls it Mjolnir...he didn't like "little Thor."

@CapFanboy: After the battle between Cappie and @ReVamp the universe is forced to pick sides.

@primepower53: With everyone of them hating ReVamp and choosing Cappie

@CapFanboy: The Universe tries to find a way to kill him, despite being an internet troll

@primepower53: Where they fail...horribly

@primepower53: Where they fail...horribly

@CapFanboy: so then this happens

@primepower53: Too long, didn't watch

@CapFanboy: Prime then went on a nerd rage killing spree. Killing Wolverine, Batman, Spiderman, and all overexposed characters in comics because of what Cappie said.

@primepower53: Then Cappie killed Prime, cause Prime killed Spider-man.

@CapFanboy: So all Cappie's favorite characters killed themselves.

Since they all loved Prime so much.

@primepower53: Except Spider-man stayed loyal, and killed Superman and Hal Jordan and the Flash that Prime likes since they're all pansies anyway.

@CapFanboy: Until Prime finds the Infinity Gauntlet that gives him power over the universe

@primepower53: So Cappie creates his universe where Prime can't enter

@CapFanboy: So Prime builds up an army so Cappie is forced to live in a Universe where he's alone WITH NO ONE!

@primepower53: But Spider-man and Reed Richards still exist on Cappie's universe and they are walking PIS so they kill Prime's army and then take Prime prisoner and throw him into a virtal world, where Prime logs onto a fake website called comic vine and posts pictures of himself like this one

@CapFanboy: Then Superman...

@AweSam: Fights Batman

@primepower53: But Batman goes home to make a sandwich

@AweSam: but that is interrupted by

@primepower53:

@AweSam: unfortunately, Batman decides to kill them.

@primepower53: But Cappie is back and Prime is still dead...

@CapFanboy: So the Spectre decides to revive Prime

@primepower53: But finds himself unable to, as he too hates Prime.

@CapFanboy: So he kills Cappie, since he hates him too.

@primepower53: But soon realises that Cappie is awesome, so ressurects him, yet remains unchanged on how much he hates Prime. Something that will never change.

@CapFanboy: Spectre soon discovers he is bipolar and kills Cappie again :P

This is turning into slightly RPG.

@primepower53: But Cappie can NOT BE KILLED!! AHA!

@CapFanboy: So TOAA banishes him to hell for eternity with no way out whatsoever.

@primepower53: Except Cappie has total power over all universes not just Marvel and imprisons TOAA

@CapFanboy: Until Cappie goes insane and accidentally resurrects Prime who kills him forever.

@primepower53: But Prime is a sissy and cannot kill anyone.

@CapFanboy: but what Cappie just said contradicts my statement. Thus his argument is invalid.

@primepower53: But it's a cappie and AweSam thread so Prime can be excluded.

@CapFanboy: Then AweSam sits and laughs at them.

@AweSam: Meanwhile, Rob

@primepower53: Sits with AweSam and laughs.

@AweSam: And Cappie remains bewildered at how he did not receive this notification from AweSam...

@CapFanboy: Probably because he replied to Prime

@primepower53:Then Rob eats them.

@AweSam: and Doctor Doom discovers Rob holds great power.

@primepower53: So Rob eats him too.

@AweSam: He then goes on the eat Galactus and gain the power cosmic.