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Posted by gmanfromheck (42267 posts) - - Show Bio

Here's another chance to try to make us here in the Comic Vine office laugh.  Since "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" is out this week, let's see what you can do with the following image.  Add a caption.  Make us laugh. It's that easy. 

Same as the last time, keep it PG-13.  Winner gets more of my personal comics mailed directly to your home.  The contest ends Sunday May 3, 2009 at midnight PT.

And let's try to keep the posts here limited to the actual entries.

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#1 Posted by Darkchild (42430 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: I hate you

She-Hulk: All dwarves are angry so whats new?

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#2 Posted by Calvin (3583 posts) - - Show Bio

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Wolverine: This feels so wrong and yet I'm enjoying it a little too much

She-Hulk: That's what she said!
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#3 Posted by inferiorego (25564 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: Wait, I have to pose...

She-Hulk: Must you always make an "X" with your arms? I get it, you're an X-Man... Now, have fun at the X-Games.....

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#4 Edited by dane (10744 posts) - - Show Bio
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Wolverine: You're supposed to grab my ass not... just thank god your hands are smaller than Colossus'...

She-Hulk: Yeah well... what's green and brown and about to throw you down a mountain? booya!

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#5 Posted by Genetico (49 posts) - - Show Bio
Dane said:
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Wolverine: You're supposed to grab my ass not... just thank god your hands are smaller than Colossus'...She-Hulk: Yeah well... what's green and brown and about to throw you down a mountain? booya!"
HAHAHAHA got my vote so far
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#6 Posted by Psychotime (821 posts) - - Show Bio

I got nothin'.

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#7 Posted by Zghost (107 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: Man my ass hurts
She-Hulk: Thats what you get for being my hand puppet

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#8 Posted by Kurrent (14282 posts) - - Show Bio

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#9 Posted by Chaos Agent (2158 posts) - - Show Bio
Zghost said:
"Wolverine: Man my ass hurtsShe-Hulk: Thats what you get for being my hand puppet"
LMFAO
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#10 Edited by Red Fury (9 posts) - - Show Bio

So that's why he's always so disgruntled.. =P

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#11 Edited by Nibiru (683 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: Why do I look retarded in this picture?
She-Hulk: Hey, at least you aren't me. I mean WTF is going on with my foot?

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#12 Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir (19149 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: Please get your ring finger out of there

She-hulk: Don't pretend like you don't like it

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#13 Posted by Aerial Nuke (107 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: Ok, you can throw me.....what are you doing?!?!


She-Hulk: Ummm... nothing!!
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#14 Posted by Gregomasta (358 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: This is the last time I carpool with you
She-hulk: This is way better for the environment.

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#15 Posted by starman1994 (477 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine:(crying) no more ...no more .....please!

She-hulk: I ain't done with you yet sweetcheeks!!!!!

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#16 Posted by Elric Whitemane (17 posts) - - Show Bio

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#17 Edited by thatguy (1226 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: try three fingers
She-Hulk: but thats my entire Hand
Wolverine:..................

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#18 Posted by geraldthesloth (32689 posts) - - Show Bio

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#19 Posted by GMPinks (13 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: I see, so Colossus gets the fast ball special, so what's yours?

She-Hulk: Volleyball spike...

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#20 Posted by LordX1095 (32 posts) - - Show Bio
Wolverine: Ok, this is the last time woman!

She-Hulk: Don't worry, I'll get you into Leob's house this time... Then you can get him back for ruining me and my cousin Bruce.
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#21 Posted by Lynx8882 (7 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: But I'm the best at what I do!
She-Hulk: Well now thats Daken's job!

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#22 Posted by kevinthegamer94 (27 posts) - - Show Bio

wolverine: Brrr it's cold out here
she-hulk: your cold i'm the one standing in the snow in their underwear and your the one being thrown into a warm house

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#23 Posted by Cadbane24 (1 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: Look doc all i came in for is for you to look at the rash i have on my leg.

She-Hulk: You mean your not my Colonoscopy patient?

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#24 Posted by Dr. Maxwell (676 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: Why am I your bowling ball?
She-Hulk: Hello, Claws.....How else am I going to get that 7-10 Split?

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#25 Posted by Power NeXus (10283 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: Don't you DARE tell the other X-Men about this.

She-Hulk: Only if you promise not to fart on my hand.

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#26 Posted by Kent84 (5 posts) - - Show Bio

wolverine: You sure you've done this before?

She-Hulk: Of course, did I mention it was just a dream a few years back?

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#27 Posted by infinityandbeyond (71 posts) - - Show Bio
Wolverine: Jen, I don't know how far this relationship will go...
She-Hulk: Ah know...100 miles after the green babe throw yah!
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#28 Posted by Falcon9 (71 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: Okay, he's coming out of the kitchen...

She-Hulk: This is hilarious, Deadpool won't see you coming!



*Side note: why are Wolverines gloves mis-matched?*

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#29 Posted by captainrage (226 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: These Christmas cards are going to kill..
She-Hulk: I really don't think you understand the purpose of Christmas cards do you..

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#30 Posted by astonishing_arome (20 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: O.k bub let's do..... AHRRR! my my my balls!!!.
She-Hulk:  Oops my bad, hmmm you can regenerate those right?

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#31 Posted by LastSon1027 (518 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: You could at least buy me dinner first.

She Hulk: That's not how I role Wolvie!
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#32 Posted by lagoon_boy (11337 posts) - - Show Bio

wolverine: god jen i thought you got night crawler out there last x mas

she hulk: i dnt think its night crawler mm... holy crap its cyclops

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#33 Posted by lagoon_boy (11337 posts) - - Show Bio

wolverine: god jen i thought you got night crawler out there last x mas

she hulk: i dnt think its night crawler mm... holy crap its cyclops

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#34 Posted by kittenpride (126 posts) - - Show Bio

She Hulk: Look Wolvie! I just got my nails did!

Wolverine: FOCUS!

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#35 Posted by Anthony Robson92 (69 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: hmmm, great view from up here

She-Hulk: Oi!... nevermind, atleast you're keeping my hand warm

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#36 Posted by biggkeem89 (1478 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: This is the worst prostate exam ever!
She-Hulk: I wonder if I he can heal a ripped butthole

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#37 Posted by tristan dayspring (7 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: "this is so humiliating..."

She Hulk: "Hey everybody! Logan's got an inflamed prostate!"

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#38 Posted by inferiorego (25564 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: Sing me my favorite song...

She-Hulk: Everybody, everybody, let's get into it.Get stupid.Get it started, get it started, get it started.Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here.....

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#39 Posted by Bathory1313 (557 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine... Come on Shulkie it was just a joke.
She-Hulk - Pantsing me in front of the avengers is no JOKE!

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#40 Posted by Media_Master (2189 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: "GRRRRRRR"

She-Hulk: "You now you like it!"

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#41 Posted by dagobon (44 posts) - - Show Bio

she-hulk: READY LITTLE FELLA? WITH ME AS YOUR TRAINER, WE SHALL WIN THE "BATTLE OF POKEMON ORIGINS!"
wolverine: JUST CALL ME PIKACHU, BUB!

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#42 Posted by starman1994 (477 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: I just realised that you have man hands

She-hulk: My hands aren't big it's your ass that's small

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#43 Posted by dagobon (44 posts) - - Show Bio

SHE-HULK: THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS! WHAT A BARGAIN!  FOR ONLY 5 BUCKS, YOU CAN OWN THIS ADORABLE LITTLE HOUSEPET! AS YOU CAN SEE, HE HASN'T BEEN DE-CLAWED YET AND EVERYTIME WE NEUTER HIM...IT KEEPS GROWING BACK !
WOLVERINE: 6 TIMES...THEY NEUTURED ME 6 TIMES...PLEASE HELP ME !

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#44 Posted by Venom-Hulker_1 (1669 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine : Wait... What're you doi -

She-Hulk : Okay hulk, Remember pass Wolverine back to ME and we win!
Hulk : WHAT WE PLAYING AGAIN!?

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#45 Posted by camodude (211 posts) - - Show Bio

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#46 Posted by dagobon (44 posts) - - Show Bio

SHE-HULK: OKAY, SO MAYBE AT FIRST I THOUGHT THEY WERE GETTING TOO CARRIED AWAY WITH ALL THE WOLVERINE MOVIE MERCHANDISE....BUT I GOT TO SAY, THIS GIANT WOLVERINE HAIRCLIP LOOKS FABULOUS ON ME!
WOLVERINE: I HAVE NO SHAME.

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#47 Posted by warlock360 (28181 posts) - - Show Bio

LMFAO dagobon wins

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#48 Posted by Linubidix (5 posts) - - Show Bio
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#49 Edited by Ferro Vida (34318 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: YOU GORILLA-GLUED MY TIGHTS!?

She-Hulk: That's what you get for going through my panty drawer! I swear to god, I should just punt you back to Canada right now and let them deal with you!

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#50 Edited by Dr. ? man (152 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine: Set me up for a clear shot
She Hulk: I'd like to set you up for a bikini wax. I swear right now it feels like I'm operating a Muppet of Cousin It.