Official Crazy Caption Contest: Wolverine Edition 4/28-5/3/09

Here's another chance to try to make us here in the Comic Vine office laugh.  Since "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" is out this week, let's see what you can do with the following image.  Add a caption.  Make us laugh. It's that easy. 

Same as the last time, keep it PG-13.  Winner gets more of my personal comics mailed directly to your home.  The contest ends Sunday May 3, 2009 at midnight PT.

And let's try to keep the posts here limited to the actual entries.

Wolverine: I hate you

She-Hulk: All dwarves are angry so whats new?

Wolverine: Wait, I have to pose...

She-Hulk: Must you always make an "X" with your arms? I get it, you're an X-Man... Now, have fun at the X-Games.....

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Wolverine: You're supposed to grab my ass not... just thank god your hands are smaller than Colossus'...She-Hulk: Yeah well... what's green and brown and about to throw you down a mountain? booya!"

I got nothin'.

Wolverine: Man my ass hurts
She-Hulk: Thats what you get for being my hand puppet

"Wolverine: Man my ass hurtsShe-Hulk: Thats what you get for being my hand puppet"

So that's why he's always so disgruntled.. =P

Wolverine: Why do I look retarded in this picture?
She-Hulk: Hey, at least you aren't me. I mean WTF is going on with my foot?

Wolverine: Please get your ring finger out of there

She-hulk: Don't pretend like you don't like it

Wolverine: Ok, you can throw me.....what are you doing?!?!

Wolverine: This is the last time I carpool with you
She-hulk: This is way better for the environment.

Wolverine:(crying) no more ...no more .....please!

She-hulk: I ain't done with you yet sweetcheeks!!!!!

Wolverine: try three fingers
She-Hulk: but thats my entire Hand
Wolverine:..................

Wolverine: I see, so Colossus gets the fast ball special, so what's yours?

She-Hulk: Volleyball spike...

Wolverine: But I'm the best at what I do!
She-Hulk: Well now thats Daken's job!

wolverine: Brrr it's cold out here
she-hulk: your cold i'm the one standing in the snow in their underwear and your the one being thrown into a warm house

Wolverine: Look doc all i came in for is for you to look at the rash i have on my leg.

She-Hulk: You mean your not my Colonoscopy patient?

Wolverine: Why am I your bowling ball?
She-Hulk: Hello, Claws.....How else am I going to get that 7-10 Split?

Wolverine: Don't you DARE tell the other X-Men about this.

She-Hulk: Only if you promise not to fart on my hand.

wolverine: You sure you've done this before?

She-Hulk: Of course, did I mention it was just a dream a few years back?

Wolverine: Okay, he's coming out of the kitchen...

She-Hulk: This is hilarious, Deadpool won't see you coming!



*Side note: why are Wolverines gloves mis-matched?*

Wolverine: These Christmas cards are going to kill..
She-Hulk: I really don't think you understand the purpose of Christmas cards do you..

Wolverine: O.k bub let's do..... AHRRR! my my my balls!!!.
She-Hulk:  Oops my bad, hmmm you can regenerate those right?

Wolverine: You could at least buy me dinner first.

wolverine: god jen i thought you got night crawler out there last x mas

she hulk: i dnt think its night crawler mm... holy crap its cyclops

wolverine: god jen i thought you got night crawler out there last x mas

she hulk: i dnt think its night crawler mm... holy crap its cyclops

She Hulk: Look Wolvie! I just got my nails did!

Wolverine: FOCUS!

Wolverine: hmmm, great view from up here

She-Hulk: Oi!... nevermind, atleast you're keeping my hand warm

Wolverine: This is the worst prostate exam ever!
She-Hulk: I wonder if I he can heal a ripped butthole

Wolverine: "this is so humiliating..."

She Hulk: "Hey everybody! Logan's got an inflamed prostate!"

Wolverine: Sing me my favorite song...

She-Hulk: Everybody, everybody, let's get into it.Get stupid.Get it started, get it started, get it started.Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here.....

Wolverine... Come on Shulkie it was just a joke.
She-Hulk - Pantsing me in front of the avengers is no JOKE!

Wolverine: "GRRRRRRR"

She-Hulk: "You now you like it!"

she-hulk: READY LITTLE FELLA? WITH ME AS YOUR TRAINER, WE SHALL WIN THE "BATTLE OF POKEMON ORIGINS!"
wolverine: JUST CALL ME PIKACHU, BUB!

Wolverine: I just realised that you have man hands

She-hulk: My hands aren't big it's your ass that's small

SHE-HULK: THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS! WHAT A BARGAIN!  FOR ONLY 5 BUCKS, YOU CAN OWN THIS ADORABLE LITTLE HOUSEPET! AS YOU CAN SEE, HE HASN'T BEEN DE-CLAWED YET AND EVERYTIME WE NEUTER HIM...IT KEEPS GROWING BACK !
WOLVERINE: 6 TIMES...THEY NEUTURED ME 6 TIMES...PLEASE HELP ME !

Wolverine : Wait... What're you doi -

SHE-HULK: OKAY, SO MAYBE AT FIRST I THOUGHT THEY WERE GETTING TOO CARRIED AWAY WITH ALL THE WOLVERINE MOVIE MERCHANDISE....BUT I GOT TO SAY, THIS GIANT WOLVERINE HAIRCLIP LOOKS FABULOUS ON ME!
WOLVERINE: I HAVE NO SHAME.

LMFAO dagobon wins

Wolverine: YOU GORILLA-GLUED MY TIGHTS!?

She-Hulk: That's what you get for going through my panty drawer! I swear to god, I should just punt you back to Canada right now and let them deal with you!

Wolverine: Set me up for a clear shot
She Hulk: I'd like to set you up for a bikini wax. I swear right now it feels like I'm operating a Muppet of Cousin It.