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I would do a bit of both. After I master my new found powers I would fight to end the war then sometime afterwards I would return to earth bring along some good old mars tech and set myself up a kick butt reck firm and become a billionaire. Then with my family on earth taken care it would be off too mars for some more awesome adventures!

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#102  Edited By SpitfireINK

I'd save MARS & then subjugate them to MY RULE!

Then begin conquest of the Galaxy starting with EARTH!

Hey - Guys got to have a Hobby!

Peace is for the Uninspired & the Weak!

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I would gain control of Mars, peacefully, and become an ambassador between Mars and Earth in hopes of bringing about prosperity for both worlds

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#104  Edited By bdogg_80

Personal gain all the way. Or at least at first. Once I was loaded and held power, then I could really help with the war.

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#105  Edited By playcoast

I would use my powers to help end the war, then i would take off and explore Mars. I dont know if I would want to return to Earth but if the inhabitants of Mars needed me then i would stay, I guess.

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#106  Edited By Smallville123

What would you do if you were transported to Mars? Join the Martians and kick the invaders off the planet. Would you use your powers to fight in the war? I would use laser beams. Would you use them for personal gain? To protect the weak. Would you do whatever you could to get back to Earth? Id stay on Mars.

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#107  Edited By flshbk_2_80s

I would welcome the adventure, fight the good fight and bring peace to the civil war. In terms of heading back to Earth, I am not sure. On one hand I would come back to visit family, on the other it would seem like a dream to experience the world of Barsoom.

If there is cause that you are destined to fight for what would you choose? I choose the cause.

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If i was transported to mars i would fight in the war and use my powers to fight for the sidei belive should win i would have no personal gain intentionally then i would leave mars if there was a way to go back to earth if there was'nt then i would stay on mars and make sure there is'nt any more conflict.

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#109  Edited By joshhh_10

I would tell John Cater "Full Eyes Clear Heart Can't Lose!"

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#110  Edited By sameball

I'm new to Comic vine plus i live in Canada that but i would like to answer this. unlike other posts i am going to tell you the truth if i was transported to mars i will freak out get scared and then kill myself :O

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#111  Edited By superdum2

I would bring peace to Mars, and return home to earth to do the same. After galactic peace is assured, I'll put my efforts towards personal gain.

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#112  Edited By Tharrington

I would probably just jump around constantly all hulk style because of the low gravity. I think that would be freaking awesome.

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#113  Edited By Catman9

I would use my ability to jump on enemies Super Mario style and save the Princess!

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#114  Edited By tim_mik

I'd fight because they obviously need my help and you're no hero if you walk away or turn on them.

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#115  Edited By MooseyMcMan

I would use my powers to fight evil Michael Ironside and create an breathable atmosphere for all the mutants on Mars.

And if someone else has already referenced that movie...Then I'd go into a rage and use my powers to murder everyone. Including evil Michael Ironside. Especially him. Or at least disarm him. Okay. I'll stop now. I promise.

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I would do what John Carter did! Duh!

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#117  Edited By seanharrison69

I'd conquer the planet, but be a peaceful warlord (if that's at all possible).

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#118  Edited By shotodrag

I would build a shield around the entire planet that would give it a green hue. Because I'm tired of red.

I would also fight crime.

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#119  Edited By jwsjourney

I would try anything to get back to my Wife, Children and Loved ones.

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#120  Edited By Spartnqbrn

I would do nothing. Who am I to interfere in martian politics?

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#121  Edited By mcdrew77

I would play leap frog with my friends, then breed those fast dog-like creatures.

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#122  Edited By Masterzinx

I would help save the planet mars & fight the war & reaturn to earth to help the world with my new found power for a grater good to solve mand kind

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#123  Edited By Kiltro95

For me it depends on the condition mars is in is here a totalitarian rule? Is there a democracy? Either way I'd stay hidden for a while observing he habitants and learn to adapt to their culture, make friends with the natives, and if there is something I don't see right I'll rebel against it. I would fight for freedom when it is needed, I would slay rulers that abuse their power, I would liberate the enslaved. Or I'd just start a new life, gets easier each time.

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#124  Edited By Hostile

Find another Martian chick to be with so I don't have to fight wars.

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#125  Edited By GC8

First things first - woo a Princess of Mars!

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#126  Edited By thechessclub

I'd drag Macgyver with me cuz I'd have no idea what to do=P

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#127  Edited By wmwadeii

I would probably try to make my way back to Earth. I don't dream of saving another planet or people. I'm selfish like that lol.

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Step 1: I would bring a old Sony tape walkman with a single of house of pain's jump around in it, and I would, you guessed it, JUMP AROUND!!!!

Step 2: I would watch the princess from a far to get to know her interests, likes, dislikes and then ask her out on a "moon date" bringing up similar interests, likes dislikes, then obviously she would fall in love with me.Then after we are both madly in love, either my best friend or her old love interest would expose my devious method of courting, and she would leave me.

Step 3: Mario style, I would attempt to princess back!!

Step 4: Once the Princess is back by my side and I was now a more humble man, I would be shot back to earth against my will and I would put a bunch of strings up on a big cork board on a wall linking to different areas of the world. Everyone would think it was to somehow help me get back to the princess in mars, but really it was just because earth made me crazy!!

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#129  Edited By Holuntron

I would see how many far I could get around the planet in a single jump. I don't know why, but that jumping ability just does it for me lol. The movie even makes it look better than flying!

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#130  Edited By Nikeao

I would get involved in the war and do everything I could to see the villains make restitution for what they did. Would I go back to Earth? I am not sure I guess that would depend on my experiences on Mars and if the return to Earth would be permanent. If I could go back and forth at will then I would like to come back and see if things such as extra food and technology could be acquired to take back to mars to help make things better. Maybe broker a regular trade agreement with some of Earth's farmers.

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#131  Edited By Vindication

0.0 This one's a tough one. I would try to get back home only to get stuck in a war on Mars! And then to have powers! I don't know what I would do with powers but I'd fight in the war only to get home and crawl back into bed! XD lol

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#132  Edited By PhilHansen

I would use them to fly or at least run great distances quickly!

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#133  Edited By Ligerdrag20

I would use my powers and try to become an ambassador of a sort for human kind and work with the red men to try to establish contact with mankind! and then our two races could work together and eventually become space faring races. or perhaps our two races would eventually interbreed into one race? Who knows!

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#134  Edited By lifeboy
I wod look back earthwards and throw the finger at it because of its unwillingness to break oil dependancy and look into alternative energy sources. Then i would nodd and be pleased that i just did that :-)
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#135  Edited By Crimsonbeak

After jumping around like an idiot for a few hours? I have no idea.

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#136  Edited By Roninidas

After I have become ruler of Mars by Marrying Dejah Thoris and squashing the other War Lords of Mars, I would begin work to establish a colony of Earthlings on Mars in hopes to begin work on an emergency evacuation plan if Earth were to ever be threaten. Nothing like having an Ace in the Hole. Actually really just Marrying Dejah Thoris would be enough for me everything else would just be icing.

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#137  Edited By birdspawn

I'd become the greatest athlete Mars has ever known

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#138  Edited By JoEy9090

I would become the Martian Batman

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#139  Edited By GamerGeek360

I would build a society on Mars. This is assuming there isn't already one, of course. What better way to earn the title of "ruler of Mars" than to actually start something good on that floating rock? I mean, I guess by being the first person there (again, assuming) it would be easy to just declare Mars mine, but maybe I should let others be better off by setting up a "second world" for the human race.

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#140  Edited By SavageDragon

I would start my own line of trampolines and use infomercials to promote them. I would end up tricking all the martians into buying my prototypes up. They would see how much of a boss at jumping I am and would be driven to purchase my "earth bouncers". Sigh....The exploitation and exportation of capitalism.... Either that or fight for justice. One side or the other lol.

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#141  Edited By Press Oblivion

I would use my powers to make sure that I was getting all of the comic publications from earth because I would miss comics and accompanying that weekly shipment of comics would be gallons Arnold Palmer Half Iced Tea & Half Lemonade.so that I could sip my favorite frosty beverage while reading Earth's greatest entertainment! I would also figure out a way to get internet from earth that way I could email my mom & still post chit to Comic Vine, Deviant Art  and the Rob Liefeld Boards, because I would miss the internet. 
 
Thus having introduced the Martian culture to Earth's greatest form of entertainment I would make Ba-Jillion's in Martian currency after opening the only Comic Book & Hobby Collectables Shop on the planet and what ever bone rending and flesh tearing war would end abruptly giving way to, the newly frustrating, internet based flame wars and our solar system would know unending peace and creative prosperity.  

And finally, I would ask DeJa Thoris to do the Hokey Pokey and spin herself around because that's what it's all about!
I'd bet she's do it too :D
 
The End

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#142  Edited By piratehistorian

World domination has always been an ambition of mine and taking over Mars would be a great first step.

So here's the plan: 1) Take over Mars. 2) Combine technology from Mars with tech from Earth. 3) Return to earth with an army of angry martians. 4) Sit on a beach somewhere, since I'll own all of them, sip some sort of fruity cocktail with a little umbrella through a curly straw, and watch the sun set over my ocean.

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#143  Edited By trlbaron

If I was transported to Mars, I would definitely give my all to help the helpless in the war, while also enjoying the close(r)-proximity to the sun and working on my tan. After the war ended, I would be a simple farmer and enjoy my life in a new culture, while living out my days watching the Earth from the night sky of another world.

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#144  Edited By Wonder Princess

I would help Dejah to stabilize Mars and make a Wonderful life there.

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#145  Edited By yams

@G-Man: My first thoughts after landing on Mars would be "holy cow that was a long ride!" Once I'm there, I'd help in the war (I'm not a cold blooded person) and then I'd use my powers for personal gains by finding a way to bring the powers back with me and become a superhero on Earth. Plus, I would miss my family and friends.

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#146  Edited By xxbloodspawnxx

I would fight in the war, and every battle would start by me saying "By the power of Greyskull, I Have the Power!" yeah, that sounds about right.

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#147  Edited By adrnd7

I would fight the princesses war and hope for her as the reward.

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#148  Edited By superish64

I force them to make me their king.

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#149  Edited By Iron Apollo

I would use my powers to fight the good fight. then find a way home only to bring my family back to mars and establish our home there. this would allow me to write books of our adventures have them published on earth and be the next big thing in books and movies since harry potter.

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#150  Edited By cutsloat

Rally/Unite the population of mars, develop the ninth ray power, and go on to battle the Thern.