Crazy Caption Contest: Star Trek Edition 5/5-5/10/09

Here's another chance to try to make us here in the Comic Vine office laugh.  Since "Star Trek" is out this week, let's see what you can do with the following image.  Add a caption.  Make us laugh. It's that easy. 

Spock: This being does not compute. It is so...unnecessary.
Kirk: Aw! Spock! Can we keep it!? Please? It can room with Scotty! He loves smelly little men!

Spock: I will now steal your powers and add them to my collection!!

KIRK: WE SHALL NAME THIS ADVENTURE... STAR TREK: THE SEARCH FOR SNAP, CRACKLE AND SPOCK.
SPOCK:RICE CRISPIES!

Spock: Kirk where do you want this gnome to put us in a 5 star hotel?
Kirk: TAIWAAAAN!

Priceline beats Travelocity, gnome!

Spock: I believe... we have found a new life-form captain

Spock: This Travelocity gnome has failed to aid us in finding a room on this strange planet.
Kirk: [Cue Priceline Negotiator jingles] That's why you should always go Priceline. Now NoFee will have his revenge on that d**n gnome.

SPOCK:  WELL I FOUND HIM IN A BASKET  ON YOUR DOORSTEP CAPTAIN.
KIRK:  I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S NOT MY BABY!

Spock: Captain, here is the Gerbillian you requested.

Kirk: Thank you, Spock. Now please leave us - we have some uhm uhm (clears throat) business to attend to in my quarters. 

SPOCK:  IT APPEARS TO BE PLAYING CHARADES WITH US.
KIRK:  I LIKE GAMES!  OKAY, FIRST WORD...SOUNDS LIKE...ANGRY KNOME ON A BAT...OOOOOOOH, ITS RIGHT BEHIND ME, ISN'T IT?

KIRK: LISTEN HERE ELF.  YOU TELL SANTA THAT IF HE DON'T PAY ME MY MONEY BY FRIDAY,... THEN THIS'LL BE HIS LAST CHRISTMAS!
SPOCK: WANT ME TO BREAK HIS KNEECAPS, CAPTAIN?

KIRK: This creature seems obssessed with following us wherever we roam!

SPOCK: How... Illogical

SPOCK:  " Captain,  in addition to the gerbil, I also found this...creature....in Richard Gere."

KIRK::  " No surprise, with a hat like that, I'd keep him up there too.  Can you say " E.L. Fudgepacker?"

Nemoy: This creature seems to be saying that you will not be in the new Star Trek Movie.

Spock - Captain, this creature seems to be offended by my word bubble.

Kirk - Forget that....Spock.  Tell me...why is Spider-Man's....head...floating around this forest?

Spock: Captain Let's bring it aboard the Enterprise to study it.
Kirk: You out of your out Vulcan mind?  Don't  you remember the trouble we had with the other small hairy creature we brought aboard?

I deleted my last entry, here's my official entry.

Spock: Captain, We have a Gnome here.

Kirk : Put a red shirt on him immediately. We'll call him Scotty...

Yeah, my first post!

Uh, I'm acutually the guy above, but I had to create a new account becuase (like and idiot) I mispelled my password when I first signed up.
In case you can't read what Kirk and Spock are saying, like I can't on my computer, Spock is saying, "Captain, what kind of mushrooms did you use for dinner last night again?"
 Then Kirk responds, "It said "Payoto" or something. Quick Spock! The Fuzzy dice Man is gaining!!!"

Contest is closed.  Winner will be announced today.

LOL...you deleted my post.

SPOCK - It appears to be a small man.

KIRK - Dammit! I forgot my line again, those ears of yours are distracting.

"Contest is closed.  Winner will be announced today."

And the winner is....
dagobon said:

"SPOCK:IT SEEMS THIS KNOME IS TRYING TO WARN ME THAT AN ANGRY LITTLE MAN WITH BLUE BALLS AND A RODENT BETWEEN HIS LEGS IS SNEAKING UP BEHIND ME.
KIRK(TO HIMSELF): IT'S LIKE HE KNOWS MY EVERY MOVE!"

Gratz dude. Yours was a really good one.

THANKS MAN! QUIT A FEW PEOPLE HAD SOME FUNNY ONES.

good show sir

Nice Congrats man