Crazy Caption Contest!: Blackest Night Edition

Girls:Wanna come with me?
 
GL:For what for you to wear my drawers?

" Anyone know any good comic fonts? I'm getting pretty sick of Comic Sans. "

BLONDE: This costume party sucks, Hal! Take off that chicken beak mask and let's go at my place!  We'll file in, so you can take it one at a time.... 
GL: Sorry, but I'm inevitably stern and boring. So what if I'm a green lantern? Does not mean that I'm green-minded. And besides, I already have my own blonde...Cowgirl!

Blonde: The thought of a man in a unitard was so off putting...until now. 
Hal: I never imagined that women would react this way to the sight of my man-gina!

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...what we'll never see in Silver age comics "

Blonde: WE LOVE YOU GREEN LANTERN!!!!!     
Green Lantern: Man, the Guardians of the Universe were cool to give all the Lanterns a present for saving the universe. I just wonder what kind of women are at B'dg's party. The thought of alien chipmunks "canoodling" around in bed creeps the crap out of me!    

1. Girls, please, stop pulling me apart.  There is enough of me already for each of you.
   

Blonde: "Are you a friend of Bruce Wayne?" 
Hal: " I'm sorry Miss I'm not even sure myself anymore!"

  Maybe I shouldn't have told them I was George Clooney in disguise.

I'm sorting through the entries now. Contest is officially closed. Good luck everyone!

so many people posted multiple entries

" so many people posted multiple entries "

Winner announcement!
 
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